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The Best Of Everything
追加するd: 2014-03-31 Next we have The Best of Everything, not to be 混乱させるd with the 1959 Joan Crawford potboiler. This plotless succession of couplings comes with live sound (the better to hear impromptu giggles and off-camera directions) and a dispassionate 語り手 who introduces each 宙返り飛行 as a 向こうずねing example of porno 専門的知識 circa 1970. Things look up (as it were) as 非，不，無 other than CANDY SAMPLES, the Grandmother of Gobblers, turns up in a scene our 語り手 introduces as "phenomenal." In boner-friendly closeup, her 老年の tongue whirls like an outboard モーター, and her 削減する, two-トンd love stubbles (part auburn, part gray) 証明する to be the best groomed of the lot. You gotta 手渡す it to Candy; even in her journeyman days, the woman exuded class. Ms. 見本s returns for an encore 業績／成果 during the grand finale, a five person schtup-a-thon during which a moaning, groaning, mop-topped lummox gets his staff of righteousness righteously preyed upon by two chortling teeny-boppers. The twitching guy literally squeals like a pig, much to the amusement of his alluring tormentors, each of whom 陳列する，発揮するs dense webworks of knotted vaginal fibril.
