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The lynching of Roosevelt Townes and Robert "Bootjack" McDaniels, Duck Hill, Mississippi 1937. A （人が）群がる of 500 looked on as Townes and McDaniels were each chained to a tree, a blowtorch was used on McDaniels to 拷問 a 自白 of 殺人 from him. Once
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I’m still not ready. Forgot my panties.
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My 阻止するs are so pokey you could hang ornaments on them ??
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Dressed in red for Valentine's Day ?
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Give my chain a 会社／堅い 強く引っ張る ?
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If a woman has sex with a hundred men...... She is a considered a slut. If a man does the same thing, he is gay.
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COME TO ME JOURNALBOT *Journalbot enters my 熟考する／考慮する* ok 令状 this 負かす／撃墜する: Polar 耐えるs are 耐える ghosts. "polargeists" [very sad robot noises]
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A Brazilian got the first gold メダル The police are already after him.
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How do you 混乱させる a blind person? 投げ上げる／ボディチェックする them a basketball and ask them to read it.
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Hey, is your 指名する Paul 深い尊敬の念を抱く? Because I want to give you a midnight ride!
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I got tasered by a 女性（の） 警官，（賞などを）獲得する the other night.. never have I laid 注目する，もくろむs upon a more 素晴らしい beauty.
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My 洗面所 stopped working today. He decided he's had enough of my shit
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"honey don't you think you're 扱う／治療するing one of our kids 不公平に?" "who? Tim, Felix or the fat one?"
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There's a 黒人／ボイコット man in my family tree... He's been hanging there for a while now.
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If we have learned anything from the Friday the 13th movies, it's that Jason おもに kills people having sex. Most of you should be good.
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I wonder if Bruce Wayne ever wears a Batman t-shirt.
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What do you call a 黒人／ボイコット man who 飛行機で行くs a 計画（する）? A 操縦する, you assholes.
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Its poor! But, What happens when Supper 星／主役にするs fart in public? lol
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Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two 職業s.
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How to keep the 飛行機で行くs off the bride at an Italian wedding Keep a bucket of shit next to her
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woke up just in time to 押し進める my cat off the bed before he threw up. today is going to be magical.
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*nose hairs growing out of 支配（する）／統制する *buys tiny scissors *jam them in the 注目する，もくろむs of whoever I catch 星／主役にするing at my nose hairs
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What's the worse thing to do to a blind person? Leave a plunger in the 洗面所
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How do I know when your sister's on her period..... Your dad's 刑事 taste like 血
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A Spanish magician 発表するd that for his final trick, he would 消える into thin 空気／公表する. He counted 負かす／撃墜する: uno, dos, then POOF! He was gone, without a tres.
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How to get a 職業... Interviewer: "What's your biggest 証拠不十分?" Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that?" Interviewee: "I never make any"
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You know what the 鮮明度／定義 of "競争の激しい" is? Finishing first *and* third in a circlejerk.
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They just 設立する a 黒人／ボイコット guy hanging from a tree with 79 を刺す 負傷させるs in Alabama.... The police say it's the worst 事例／患者 of 自殺 they've ever seen
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What's the はっきりした thing in the word? A fart. It goes 権利 through your pants and doesn't leave a 穴を開ける.
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An 感染性の 病気 enters a 妨げる／法廷，弁護士業... the bartender says,"we dont serve your 肉親，親類d here". The 病気 replies, "井戸／弁護士席 you're not a very good host!"
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Two fish are in a 戦車／タンク... One is 運動ing, and the other is manning the guns.
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The 大統領の 審議 We don't know if Hillary is telling the truth, and we're hoping Trump isn't
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I feel やめる light today. 続けざまに猛撃するs aren't what they used to be.
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What was the 指名する of Paul 深い尊敬の念を抱く's favorite porno mag? The British are Coming
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Saw a homeless guy babbling about 共謀 theories that doesn't really make sense... You could say it was a vague rant.
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What did the gay guy say to his lover when they were going on vacation? "Hey, can you help me pack my shit?"
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Have you ever seen those "Give a penny, take a penny" things at convenience 蓄える／店s??? that makes no cents
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Dear lord, I thank you for these noodles I am about to eat. Ramen.
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Anyone want to hear my Human Centipede joke? Nah, I won't tell you it. It sucks ass.
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What do golfers do on nights out? **par**ty.
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My new cooking show, "Will Sasso Cooks With His Exposed 刑事 Really の近くに to the Food" 首相s tonight (8/7 Central) in my mind. Be there!
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Difference between priest and acne? What is the difference between a カトリック教徒 priest and acne? Acne waits until puberty to come on a kid's 直面する.
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What do you call a blonde in a BMW? Optional.
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I tried googling Wiz Khalifa ... But all I 設立する was MIa Khalifa peeing .
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What did the 海洋 Biologist say when he saw two eels making love? "It's a Moray."
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Having the 選択 to erase and re-記録，記録的な／記録する after having to leave a voicemail is one of my favorite things about life.
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Browsing this sub is like 採掘 in a 洞穴 十分な of bat shit and I mostly get the same things over again, but it's 価値（がある） the 時折の gold I find.
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I'm glad it's the thought that counts because I spend all day thinking about the shit I should be doing.
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What did the hillbilly say to his sister after she asked him to have sex with her? If you incest.
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What is the favorite food 共同の of dubstep 製造者s? Sub-WUB-WUB-WUB-way
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My inspiration for jokes is like a guy at a 売春宿... It comes and goes... It also occasionally sucks ;)
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I hate how the losers of every 選挙 持続する such a high 見解（をとる） of themselves... They're 譲歩するd
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*職業 interview* Why do you want to be a psychiatrist? *pictures （弁護士の）依頼人s 事実上の／代理 like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people
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Coworker: Stop Me: 共同製作する and listen Coworker: Don't Me: you forget about me Coworker: Hey! Me: teacher, leave them kids alone
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I 設立する where my mom hid the scissors, so everyone in my house woke up with a new haircut this morning.
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