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"honey don't you think you're treating one of our kids unfairly?" "who?

"honey don't you think you're 扱う／治療するing one of our kids 不公平に?" "who? Tim, Felix or the fat one?"

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Adulting

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There's a black man in my family tree... He's been hanging there for a while now.

There's a 黒人／ボイコット man in my family tree... He's been hanging there for a while now.

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If we have learned anything from the Friday the 13th movies, it's that Jason mainly

If we have learned anything from the Friday the 13th movies, it's that Jason おもに kills people having sex. Most of you should be good.

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I wonder if Bruce Wayne ever wears a Batman t-shirt.

I wonder if Bruce Wayne ever wears a Batman t-shirt.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you assholes.

What do you call a 黒人／ボイコット man who 飛行機で行くs a 計画（する）? A 操縦する, you assholes.

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Its poor! But, What happens when Supper stars fart in public? lol

Its poor! But, What happens when Supper 星／主役にするs fart in public? lol

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I’ll admit I’m building QUITE the adult social network ??

I’ll 収容する／認める I’m building QUITE the adult social 網状組織 ??

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i think you adult enough )

i think you adult enough )

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How do you get a gay man to fuck a woman? Shit in her cunt.

How do you get a gay man to fuck a woman? Shit in her cunt.

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Why don't you want your nose to be 12 inches long? because then it would be a foot!

Why don't you want your nose to be 12 インチs long? because then it would be a foot!

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If there are three gay guys in a bath and a lump of cum floats to the surface, what

If there are three gay guys in a bath and a lump of cum floats to the surface, what do they say? Who farted?

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If you're reading this you're probably addicted to the internet. And by internet,

If you're reading this you're probably （麻薬）常用者d to the internet. And by internet, I mean Facebook.

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Jokers of Reddit, any good blonde jokes or punch lines out there?

Jokers of Reddit, any good blonde jokes or punch lines out there?

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Pokemon Go has really improved my life... I used to always get in trouble for playing

Pokemon Go has really 改善するd my life... I used to always get in trouble for playing with my balls outside.

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans? So people can read her lips.

Why does Helen Keller wear tight ジーンズs? So people can read her lips.

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A Bug's Mind What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when he crashes

A Bug's Mind What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when he 衝突，墜落s into a windshield? His asshole.

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My favorite kind of math is adding insult to injury.

My favorite 肉親，親類d of math is 追加するing 侮辱 to 傷害.

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Today I learned two things: 1. Build-A-Bear Workshop only lets you stuff fake animals

Today I learned two things: 1. Build-A-耐える Workshop only lets you stuff 偽の animals 2. 商店街安全 guards get to use real 手錠s

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Orange Julius is the third best thing to happen to oranges behind mimosas and the

Orange Julius is the third best thing to happen to oranges behind mimosas and the "orange you glad I didn't say 白人指導者べったりの東洋人" knock knock joke

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Libertarian Presidential Candidate's new Campaign, inspired by Bernie Sanders. "Feel

Libertarian 大統領の候補者's new （選挙などの）運動をする, 奮起させるd by Bernie やすりを削る人／削る機械s. "Feel the Johnson"

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Why did the Canadian cross the road? Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

Why did the Canadian cross the road? Because that's the direction his car was 事情に応じて変わる.

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What's a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer? Comet! =D

What's a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer? 惑星! =D

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What do you call kangarooo jump and play hocky? the fam copter

What do you call kangarooo jump and play hocky? the fam copter

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Make sure you don't forget the 'R' when you're Googling, "movies of Gary Oldman."

Make sure you don't forget the 'R' when you're Googling, "movies of Gary Oldman."

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When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."?

When are they going to 麻薬実験（する） the audience of "The Price Is 権利."? No one should be that happy.

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How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter? A Brazilian

How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter? A Brazilian

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Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants? Incase he gets a hole in one

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants? Incase he gets a 穴を開ける in one

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Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they could spend

Why does it take 著作権侵害者s so long to learn the alphabet? Because they could spend years at C.

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If you believe the home alarm commercials, the first thing burglars do when they

If you believe the home alarm 商業のs, the first thing 夜盗，押し込み強盗s do when they break into your home is 粉砕する your family pictures.

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Impotence: Nature's way of saying, "No hard feelings"

Impotence: Nature's way of 説, "No hard feelings"

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I like Tuesday simply because it is literally the furthest from next Monday I can

I like Tuesday 簡単に because it is literally the furthest from next Monday I can かもしれない be.

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What's the difference between wild Iranian Ossetra caviar and my penis? One is a

What's the difference between wild Iranian Ossetra caviar and my penis? One is a delicacy (Deh-Lih-Cuh-See) and the other is a delicady (Deh-Lih-Cuh-Dee) Edit: The D

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A woman's JJ sized breasts saved her life in a car accident. Those same breasts were

A woman's JJ sized breasts saved her life in a car 事故. Those same breasts were the 原因（となる） of her husbands death in a motorboating 事故.

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My favorite knock knock joke. I need someone to start it ... Someone start the knock

My favorite knock knock joke. I need someone to start it ... Someone start the knock knock joke ...

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TIL A ref can show a player the red card for a loud fart ... even if it isn't Messi.

TIL A ref can show a player the red card for a loud fart ... even if it isn't Messi.

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Descartes walks into the bar. The bartender asks him, "will you have your usual

Descartes walks into the 妨げる／法廷，弁護士業. The bartender asks him, "will you have your usual tonight?" Rene replies "I think not" and he disappears.

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Do it tomorrow. You have made enough mistakes for today.

Do it tomorrow. You have made enough mistakes for today.

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What's the worse thing to do to a blind person? Leave a plunger in the toilet

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person? Leave a plunger in the 洗面所

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Everything has to be related in a woman: if the mouth shuts, the legs open.

Everything has to be 関係のある in a woman: if the mouth shuts, the 脚s open.

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What do you call a frisbee that's more than a friend? Frisbae

What do you call a frisbee that's more than a friend? Frisbae

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"You know what." -- They.

"You know what." -- They.

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What the quickest way to a mans heart? Though his chest with a knife

What the quickest way to a mans heart? Though his chest with a knife

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Why can't a bike stand on it's own? Because it is two tired.

Why can't a bike stand on it's own? Because it is two tired.

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Two fish are in a tank... One is driving, and the other is manning the guns.

Two fish are in a 戦車／タンク... One is 運動ing, and the other is manning the guns.

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What was the name of Paul Revere's favorite porno mag? The British are Coming

What was the 指名する of Paul 深い尊敬の念を抱く's favorite porno mag? The British are Coming

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How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's? It smells like teen spirit.

How do you know if your ワイン was made in the 90's? It smells like teen spirit.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil? A Brazillion!!! http://imgur.com/c4CJjUd

How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil? A Brazillion!!! http://imgur.com/c4CJjUd

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First woman on the moon W: Houston, we have a problem H: What is it? W: Nevermind

First woman on the moon W: Houston, we have a problem H: What is it? W: Nevermind its nothing H: What is the problem? W: Nothing... H: Tell us what the problem is! W: NO!

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I wish I was having an adult social hour..... Who else?

I wish I was having an adult social hour..... Who else?

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Today I learned two things: 1. Build-A-Bear Workshop only lets you stuff fake animals

Today I learned two things: 1. Build-A-耐える Workshop only lets you stuff 偽の animals 2. 商店街安全 guards get to use real 手錠s

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I once had a crippiling masturbation addiction... ...now i have a sex addiction,

I once had a crippiling masturbation 中毒... ...now i have a sex 中毒, could you say my 中毒 has gotten out of 手渡す?

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What's a pirate's favourite type of weaponry? It's ARRRtillery! bonus: A pirate's

What's a 著作権侵害者's favourite type of 兵器? It's ARRRtillery! 特別手当: A 著作権侵害者's favourite melee 武器? A scimitARRR

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What was the name of Paul Revere's favorite porno mag? The British are Coming

What was the 指名する of Paul 深い尊敬の念を抱く's favorite porno mag? The British are Coming

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What do you call a midget with no teeth A gum job.

What do you call a midget with no teeth A gum 職業.

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How does the social network feel about my big tits? #32dddmilf

How does the social 網状組織 feel about my big tits? #32dddmilf

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Riding a cock at my local adult sex theater

Riding a cock at my 地元の adult sex theater

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