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This classic should need no introduction...

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I'd play with her...

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First ±ç½õ¡Ê¤¹¤ë¡Ë FACT #21: In an ¶ÛµÞ ¾õ¶·¡¿¾ðÀª while waiting for °åÎŤΠprofessionals to arrive, a broken arm or wrist may be °ÂÁ´¤Ë immobilized within the cleavage of a voluptuous woman...

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That creepy girl from The ¡ÊÈȺá¤Î¡Ë°ìÌ£ is all grown up and you won't BELIEVE what she looks like now!

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Uh oh. Trouble...

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Painter's tape would have been far ¤¤¤Ã¤½¤¦¾¯¤Ê¤¯ tacky...

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Two balloons?!?

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Big ¼êÅϤ¹s, I know you're the one!

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Is this the real life?

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Wellp, you can just forget about any ÃíÌܤ¹¤ë¡¤¤â¤¯¤í¤à ÀÜ¿¨¤¹¤ë from ME!

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Let's do one more, but first scooch º£¸å a few ¥¤¥ó¥Ás...

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The ¹â¤µ of foolishness is to discard an ŬÀڤʻþ´ü without ½½Ê¬¤Ê Ä´ºº...

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When a woman ¿½¤·¹þ¤à¡¿¿½¤·½Ðs her ±ÉÍÀ¡Ê¤ò¼õ¤±¤ë¡Ë, ±ÉÍÀ¡Ê¤ò¼õ¤±¤ë¡Ë her ¿½¤·¹þ¤à¡¿¿½¤·½Ð; then, all night long, you'll be on her & off her!

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Squeezing boobs.

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Salma Hayek pool scene.

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Earth Angle, Earth Angle...

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Hey, do you wanna peek on Sandy?

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Anyone else thinking "tongue-in-groove?"

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"ÂáÊ᤹¤ë" is better than "¿Ó¤À¤·¤¤¡¿£±£²¥À¡¼¥¹." Ready to click?

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Underboob tease.

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"¼êÅϤ¹ fluter. ¼êÅϤ¹ flutist? Flautist? Tommy, what would you say?" "She has a pleasant pucker..."

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I'll take "Things That May Only Íø±×¡¿¶½Ì£ Me" for 500, Alex. More in the comments...

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For those that enjoy voyeur sideboob, here's a couple...

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Anxious about world events? Here's some Èù¸÷ of Hope...

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Novel Coronavirus PSA: Ever-so-¤ï¤º¤«¤Ë bending the r/AlmostBoobs »ÙÇÛ¤¹¤ës to metaphorically ÏÀ¾Ú¤¹¤ë poor social distancing practices...

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¸¡±Ö, day fifteen. Bitch stole my pizza!

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¸¡±Ö, day eighteen. Things are getting strange. And I have this ´«¤á¤ë to watch the movie Thor, again...

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"ÎäÀŤʡ¿ÀµÌ£¤Î Whip your tits!"

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¸¡±Ö, day twenty. Flooded the Ãϳ¬. Step-mom took me to »Å»ö...

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Blatantly stolen from those pervy copycats at r/AlmostCooches...

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Enjoy!

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Fun fact: I love to eat vegetarians!

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Two ¼êÅϤ¹d...

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I was in town, feeling ornery, and thought I'd look up YO MAMA!

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Itsy bitsy bikini? Check! Teenie weenie? Nope!

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Pure beauty is always without meaning or morality...

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription, is more cowbelle!

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¸¡±Ö, day 46. The twins + 18th birthday + alcohol =

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Stupid ȯ¸À¤¹¤ë¡¿É½ÌÀ¤¹¤ë-to-text!

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"I have a ¹­Âç¤Ê¡¿Â¿¿ô¤Î¡¿½ÅÍ×¤Ê ´Ø·¸ with African Americans, as you ¤«¤â¤·¤ì¤Ê¤¤ have heard. I just have ¹­Âç¤Ê¡¿Â¿¿ô¤Î¡¿½ÅÍ×¤Ê Âº·É¡Ê¤¹¤ë¡Ë¡¦ÅÀ for them. And they like me. I like them."

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¡ÈWhat you¡Çre seeing and what you¡Çre reading is not what¡Çs happening...¡É

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Enik? Mihalik is Almost

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Fuck Dancing, Let's Fuck

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No. Thank YOU!

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°ìÊý¡¿¹ç´Ö, at the ·´'s Fair Ì£Êý¤¹¤ë Show...

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She wants me for my BRAAAINS!

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Butterface...

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¡Ê¶¥µ»¾ì¤Î¡Ë¥È¥é¥Ã¥¯°ì¼þs are okay, but I'd rather dive into a ¿¼¤¤ end...

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It's ¸ø¼°¤Î¡¿Ìò¿Í: Someone's salty!

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What is Love?

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Find someone who fucks you just as hard as they make you laugh...

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»×¤¤½Ð¤ÎÉÊ: Girls do HILARIOUS Santa Claus impersonations!

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¤Î¶á¤¯¤Ëd-minded? Then GO AWAY! Here at AlmostBoobs, we're all about the Éý¤Î¹­¤¤ ¸«²ò¡Ê¤ò¤È¤ë¡Ës!

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Who has two thumbs and likes to give ¸¶»Ò¤Î wedgies?

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For those who cannot read lips: "Scurvy! Butt itch!" "Nyahh, that's ¸¢Íø!" "</squeaky fart>"

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Seconds Before your puberty ¹¶·â¤¹¤ë¡¤¾×Æͤ¹¤ë hard

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AlmostBoobs is ¸ºß brought to you today by: The letter "v"...

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I did not say I love you so I can hear it »Ù±ç¤¹¤ë. I said it just to make sure that you know...

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