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Bert just doesn't understand the lingo these days.

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I'm surprised that I ¹Á¡¿ÈòÆñ½ê't seen more ÃÏ°Ì¡¤Ç¤Ì¿¤¹¤ës from BertIsEvil.tv

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Bert is horrified with Ernie's idea NSFW

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[NSFW] Ernie's little buddy

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Ernie's penis (NSFW)

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Desperate Times Call for Desperate Âкö

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This isn't the Æù¿Æ¡¤¿ÆÎàd The Count recommended

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Bull's-ÃíÌܤ¹¤ë¡¤¤â¤¯¤í¤à (NSFW)

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Bert Really Loves Little Animals

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Elmo asks Telly if he wants to come »Ù±ç¤¹¤ë to his place.

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"If this were a ²òÊü¤¹¤ë¡¿¼«Í³¤Ê country, I would be able to ¼«Í³¤Ë kill myself!"

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They could not help but À±¡¿¼çÌò¤Ë¤¹¤ë [NSFW]

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Bert ǼÆÀ¤µ¤»¤ës Ernie how Ê¿°×¤Ê it will be to finally let reddit know who they really are.

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Where were you on 9/11?

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They won't even »Ùʧ¤¦¡¿Ä¶â for her "services"...

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½½Ê¬¤Ê Metal Ernie

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They sure do love giving blowjobs. [NSFW]

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Ernies secret sex dungeon

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ABCD....

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He Wasn't Even ¸ºß ¹µ¤¨¤á¤Î About It

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Train ±ä´ü¤¹¤ë (NSFW)

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"Why don't you ever touch me anymore, Bert?"

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"What's the »öÊÁ with kids these days?"

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Thinking of you. [NSFW]

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The art museum was fun.

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Elmo was supposed to make sure Jim Carey didn't ´³¾Ä¤¹¤ë, but Elmo feels the erection [NSFW]

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Bert ¡ÊÅÚÃϤʤɤΡ˺ÙŤ¤°ìÊÒs

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Bert ¡ÊÅÚÃϤʤɤΡ˺ÙŤ¤°ìÊÒs? Not anymore!

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Oh Ernie Get a room

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There can only be one...

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Late night TV with the Count!

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The sub is TECHNICALLY called Bert ¡ÊÅÚÃϤʤɤΡ˺ÙŤ¤°ìÊÒs :^)

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Kosher, much?

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The look of horror washes over Ernie's ľÌ̤¹¤ë as he felt the crunch

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Where's her nose though? [NSFW, even for this sub]

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P is for -

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Learn To Read With Heart Of ÉÔÌÀÎÆ

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Erotic Novels + Bert ¡ÊÅÚÃϤʤɤΡ˺ÙŤ¤°ìÊÒs = Berterotica? Ooohh, my kinky À±¡¿¼çÌò¤Ë¤¹¤ës!

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This is for you, Liviu Librescu.

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Dirty penis

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Pearly Whites

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He'll just ±³¡Ê¤ò¤Ä¤¯¡Ë there and »ý¤Ä¡¿¹´Î±¤¹¤ë you afterwards also.

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big turdy

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Shut up you bitch we are not even ¤Î¶á¤¯¤Ë to started

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only the best.

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sadder than Marley and me.

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His ȯ¸À¤¹¤ë¡¿É½ÌÀ¤¹¤ë was irritating as fuck too.

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Nocturnal Êü½Ð¡¿È¯¹Ôs can be fun!

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What? Too much?

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The good old days...

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Slurp slurp yum yum

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Mystery of the £±£°Ç¯´Ö

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Dear ±ù Gobo...

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4 cocks 1 gurl

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My stupidest bertstrip ever.

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Elmo's backstage pass to the nutcracker is quickly ¼è¤ê¾Ã¤¹d.

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Porky tells God that he had mistaken her for a 9 year old boy

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It's fresh squeezed, tugged, and jerked into that glass...

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Honestly this felt a bit too Ê¿°×¤Ê

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