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My dad and I texted each other the same thing, at the same time, with no prior conversation.

My dad and I texted each other the same thing, at the same time, with no 事前の conversation.

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When I was a child, I use to pick these up and hold them in my hand. Yesterday, I

When I was a child, I use to 選ぶ these up and 持つ/拘留する them in my 手渡す. Yesterday, I learnt that they secrete hydrogen 青酸カリ when 脅すd

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I took a typing test and got 19th out of 88500 testers with 151 WPM

I took a typing 実験(する) and got 19th out of 88500 testers with 151 WPM

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I just got trolled by the Iron Man Avengers USB flash drive.... [xpost from r/comicbooks]

I just got trolled by the アイロンをかける Man Avengers USB flash 運動.... [xpost from r/comicbooks]

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The porn video I was watching was also used in the ad next to it (NSFW)

The porn ビデオ I was watching was also used in the 広告 next to it (NSFW)

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nsfw My buddy dropped his iPod. the screen crack looks like this.

nsfw My buddy dropped his iPod. the 審査する 割れ目 looks like this.

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While trying to get a shot for my photography project, the water and oil I was using

While trying to get a 発射 for my photography 事業/計画(する), the water and oil I was using mixed into a phallic 形態/調整.

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My laptop has a webcam shutter.

My laptop has a webcam shutter.

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[NSFW] So I was browsing imgur.com/r/mildlyinteresting, and Chrome's hover zoom showed

[NSFW] So I was browsing imgur.com/r/mildlyinteresting, and Chrome's hover zoom showed a different picture instead of the one I hovered over.

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I was on YouTube when the related videos made a female body.

I was on YouTube when the 関係のある ビデオs made a 女性(の) 団体/死体.

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Unfortunate and Unsettling Movie Placement [NSFW]

Unfortunate and Unsettling Movie Placement [NSFW]

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The panic button on my key fob looks like a man being chased by a WiFi network.

The panic button on my 重要な fob looks like a man 存在 chased by a WiFi 網状組織.

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My coworker found this dollar bill at his son's elementary school...

My coworker 設立する this dollar 法案 at his son's elementary school...

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Young Alex Trebek looks a lot like Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

Young Alex Trebek looks a lot like Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

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Porn.com now has a feature so you can jump to certain section in the video [NSFW]

Porn.com now has a feature so you can jump to 確かな section in the ビデオ [NSFW]

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The guy from this porno has the same bedding as me

The guy from this porno has the same bedding as me

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My best friend's tan lines/sunburn make her boobs look Neapolitan [NSFW]

My best friend's tan lines/sunburn make her boobs look Neapolitan [NSFW]

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This statue has an anus.

This statue has an anus.

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This man washing windows with a giant squeegy

This man washing windows with a 巨大(な) squeegy

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NSFW It's been years, maybe decades, but Victoria's Secret is once again showing

NSFW It's been years, maybe 10年間s, but Victoria's Secret is once again showing nipples in their 宣伝s.

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My bra came with an info tag on checking yourself for breast cancer.

My bra (機の)カム with an info tag on checking yourself for breast 癌.

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A fish frozen into the ice, with half its stomach eaten by birds

A fish frozen into the ice, with half its stomach eaten by birds

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Female genitalia vs male genitalia homologues

女性(の) genitalia vs male genitalia homologues

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The cracks on my wife's phone look like two dicks touching tips and an explosion

The 割れ目s on my wife's phone look like two 刑事s touching tips and an 爆発 of splooge between them.

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The cut on my leg looks like a bloke with a samurai sword

The 削減(する) on my 脚 looks like a bloke with a samurai sword

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A nude photo shoot in the roof across the street

A nude photo shoot in the roof across the street

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This rattlesnake bit itself when it was dying. This is what it's flesh looked like

This rattlesnake bit itself when it was dying. This is what it's flesh looked like after a while. (nsfw)

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NSFW: The local news paper tried to censor this naked woman but missed her left nipple.

NSFW: The 地元の news paper tried to censor this naked woman but 行方不明になるd her left nipple.

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My dad caught three rats with the same rat trap (mildly NSFW)

My dad caught three ネズミs with the same ネズミ 罠(にかける) (mildly NSFW)

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Pierced right through old work injury with a brand new work injury

Pierced 権利 through old work 傷害 with a brand new work 傷害

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Women's health Magazine is nsfw but men's health isnt

Women's health Magazine is nsfw but men's health isnt

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Here in Ft. Myers, FL at Jungle Golf, we have a Vagina Hole

Here in Ft. Myers, FL at ジャングル ゴルフ, we have a Vagina 穴を開ける

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Found these old porcelain novelties after my great grandparents passed last year.

設立する these old porcelain novelties after my 広大な/多数の/重要な grandparents passed last year.

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An angle grinder blade/disc you can get in my town. NSFW

An angle grinder blade/レコード you can get in my town. NSFW

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I think my doctor might be John Oliver in a shitty disguise.

I think my doctor might be John Oliver in a shitty disguise.

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My hospital shower has a temperature gauge

My hospital にわか雨 has a 気温 計器

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"Kirby's Dream Land 2" "Naked Woman"

"Kirby's Dream Land 2" "Naked Woman"

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This Valentines Day balloon looks like a heart shaped condom [NSFW?]

This Valentines Day balloon looks like a heart 形態/調整d condom [NSFW?]

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A magazine cover in Prague a couple days ago

A magazine cover in Prague a couple days ago

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I just accidentally cut a rat in half with a chainsaw

I just accidentally 削減(する) a ネズミ in half with a chainsaw

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Several years ago my grandpa's finger got chopped off, and at Christmas today I found

Several years ago my grandpa's finger got chopped off, and at Christmas today I 設立する it.

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We found a decaying sea lion on the beach.

We 設立する a decaying sea lion on the beach.

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A healthy gallbladder vs the one they removed from me yesterday

A healthy gallbladder vs the one they 除去するd from me yesterday

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My kid's toy horse has a full hard on.

My kid's toy horse has a 十分な hard on.

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"It looks like a mountain or something!" she said. Indeed....

"It looks like a mountain or something!" she said. Indeed....

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The exact moment I tore a muscle in my hip flexor

The exact moment I tore a muscle in my hip flexor

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Was helping my daughter find Waldo, when I noticed this nip slip.

Was helping my daughter find Waldo, when I noticed this 阻止する slip.

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This mushroom at work that looks like it's emerging from a glory hole.

This mushroom at work that looks like it's 現れるing from a glory 穴を開ける.

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Female and male bathroom signs at the bar on the beach in Tunisia

女性(の) and male bathroom 調印するs at the 妨げる/法廷,弁護士業 on the beach in Tunisia

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My wound opened up while walking home in Finland

My 負傷させる opened up while walking home in Finland

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(nsfw) Someone in Stockholm is placing butthole-stickers on the button for the pedestrian

(nsfw) Someone in Stockholm is placing butthole-stickers on the button for the 歩行者 crossings.

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I popped a blood vessel in my eye.

I popped a 血 大型船 in my 注目する,もくろむ.

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[NSFW]Found a small stack of 70s & 80s porno mags while cleaning out my Grandpas

[NSFW]設立する a small stack of 70s & 80s porno mags while きれいにする out my Grandpas garage. One of the 広告s is seemingly 申し込む/申し出ing a "安全な" date 強姦 pill.

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Found the original jealous girlfriend meme in a vintage book recently

設立する the 初めの jealous girlfriend meme in a vintage 調書をとる/予約する recently

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Sawed the bullet in half while butchering deer

Sawed the 弾丸 in half while butchering deer

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Zipline bandage for spine surgery

Zipline 包帯 for spine 外科

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In Portland a local strip club has started delivering food to people's doors calling

In Portland a 地元の (土地などの)細長い一片 club has started 配達するing food to people's doors calling themselves, "Boober Eats" we ordered one for our friend's birthday and this is how they showed up.

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Adventurous Snake

Adventurous Snake

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