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Sex is what women have and men want.

Sex is what women have and men want.

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DIVE!!! DIVE!!! DIVE!!! UP PERISCOPE!!! (Ooops, sorry, wrong fantasy.)

DIVE!!! DIVE!!! DIVE!!! UP PERISCOPE!!! (Ooops, sorry, wrong fantasy.)

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Sex is nobody's business but the three people involved.

Sex is nobody's 商売／仕事 but the three people 伴う／関わるd.

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Never try to keep up with the Joneses; they might be newlyweds.

Never try to keep up with the Joneses; they might be newlyweds.

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Love does not make the world go around, just up and down a bit.

Love does not make the world go around, just up and 負かす／撃墜する a bit.

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Lawyers do it to everyone.

Lawyers do it to everyone.

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Mathematicians take it to the limit.

Mathematicians take it to the 限界.

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Confucious say: man who kicked in testicles get left holding bag.

Confucious say: man who kicked in testicles get left 持つ／拘留するing 捕らえる、獲得する.

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Writers do it between periods.

Writers do it between periods.

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There was something about her I liked, but I couldn't put my finger on it.

There was something about her I liked, but I couldn't put my finger on it.

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Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery?

Do 幼児s have as much fun in 幼少／幼藍期 as adults do in 姦通?

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Programmers get overlaid.

Programmers get overlaid.

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The best way to cut off a cat's tail is to repossess his Jaguar.

The best way to 削減（する） off a cat's tail is to repossess his Jaguar.

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Persistence, like perspiration, is 99 percent of the fine art of love.

Persistence, like perspiration, is 99 パーセント of the 罰金 art of love.

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Confucious say: woman who bathe in vinegar have sour puss.

Confucious say: woman who bathe in vinegar have sour puss.

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The plural of spouse is spice. -- R. A. Heinlein

The plural of spouse is spice. -- R. A. Heinlein

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Nine out of ten men who preferred Camels have switched back to women.

Nine out of ten men who preferred Camels have switched 支援する to women.

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Brain on vacation, penis on autopilot.

Brain on vacation, penis on （空）自動操縦装置.

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Nine out of ten men who preferred Camels have switched back to women.

Nine out of ten men who preferred Camels have switched 支援する to women.

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Mathematicians take it to the limit.

Mathematicians take it to the 限界.

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Sex is the poor man's opera. -- G. B. Shaw

Sex is the poor man's オペラ. -- G. B. Shaw

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How come if you're horny it's lust, but if she's horny it's affection?

How come if you're horny it's lust, but if she's horny it's affection?

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Dial 911. Make a cop come.

Dial 911. Make a 警官，（賞などを）獲得する come.

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For a good time, call 555-9484. Ask for Cathy.

For a good time, call 555-9484. Ask for Cathy.

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Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated. -- M. C. Reed

Sex is the mathematics 勧める sublimated. -- M. C. Reed

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Confucious say: man who sleeps with old hen finds it's better than pullet.

Confucious say: man who sleeps with old 女／おっせかい屋 finds it's better than pullet.

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confidence.

信用／信任.

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If God had wanted people to give blow jobs, he wouldn't have given them teeth.

If God had 手配中の，お尋ね者 people to give blow 職業s, he wouldn't have given them teeth.

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Runners do it alone.

走者s do it alone.

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Many nice things suck.

Many nice things suck.

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I'm a bisexual; I get it maybe twice a year. -- Rodney Dangerfield

I'm a bisexual; I get it maybe twice a year. -- Rodney Dangerfield

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Girls would never stay out late if guys didn't make them.

Girls would never stay out late if guys didn't make them.

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People who live in glass houses should ball in the basement.

People who live in glass houses should ball in the 地階.

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Confucious say: seven days on honeymoon make one hole weak.

Confucious say: seven days on honeymoon make one 穴を開ける weak.

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Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it. -- Lewis Grizzard

Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it. -- 吊りくさび Grizzard

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Runners do it alone.

走者s do it alone.

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Pregnancy begins with a single sell.

Pregnancy begins with a 選び出す／独身 sell.

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Programmers do it until it goes down.

Programmers do it until it goes 負かす／撃墜する.

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She was only a mortician's daughter but anyone cadaver.

She was only a mortician's daughter but anyone cadaver.

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Don't let your mouth write no check that your tail can't cash. -- Bo Diddley

Don't let your mouth 令状 no check that your tail can't cash. -- Bo Diddley

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There's many a slurp t'wixt the tip and the zip.

There's many a slurp t'wixt the tip and the zip.

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A chiseler is a man who goes stag to a wife-swapping party.

A chiseler is a man who goes stag to a wife-swapping party.

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Love is just for now ... herpes lasts forever.

Love is just for now ... herpes lasts forever.

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This system goes down more often than a two-dollar whore.

This system goes 負かす／撃墜する more often than a two-dollar whore.

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Sex is an emotion in motion. -- Mae West

Sex is an emotion in 動議. -- Mae West

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Masturbation is the thinking man's television. -- Christopher Hampton

Masturbation is the thinking man's television. -- Christopher Hampton

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There are many ways to say "I love you", but fucking is the fastest.

There are many ways to say "I love you", but fucking is the fastest.

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There is nothing as overrated as a bad lay, or as underrated as a great shit.

There is nothing as overrated as a bad lay, or as underrated as a 広大な／多数の／重要な shit.

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Confucious say: man who screws near graveyard is fucking near dead.

Confucious say: man who screws 近づく graveyard is fucking 近づく dead.

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Roses on your piano isn't nearly as good as tulips on your organ.

Roses on your piano isn't nearly as good as tulips on your 組織／臓器.

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Sodomy is a pain in the ass.

Sodomy is a 苦痛 in the ass.

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Do something big -- fuck a giant.

Do something big -- fuck a 巨大（な）.

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You are loved by the multitudes. Have you been to the clinic lately?

You are loved by the multitudes. Have you been to the clinic lately?

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Many nice things suck.

Many nice things suck.

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Her kisses left something to be desired: the rest of her.

Her kisses left something to be 願望（する）d: the 残り／休憩（する） of her.

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"I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it."

"I think sex is better than logic, but I can't 証明する it."

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Moustache rides, 50 cents.

Moustache rides, 50 cents.

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Confucious say: man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

Confucious say: man with 穴を開ける in pocket feel cocky all day.

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For a good time, call 555-9485. Ask for Michael.

For a good time, call 555-9485. Ask for Michael.

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Ah spring, when a fancy young man lightly turns his lover over.

Ah spring, when a fancy young man lightly turns his lover over.

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