Shittylifeprotips

A tip for when you get 発射 in the foot [x-地位，任命する r/shittylifeprotips]

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If you are over 25 and proud that you work at disneyworld

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LPT: When you are getting 医療の care make sure you are getting "医療の" care and NOT "mediKILL" care.

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LPT: If you are in bed with a girl and she shouts "UHH SAY MY NAME," but you have forgotten her 指名する, go for "Muhammad" as it is the most ありふれた指名する in the world so statistically speaking it will be 訂正する.

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The way you dress maybe the only thing that separates you from the other candidates.

The way you dress maybe the only thing that separates you from the other 候補者s.

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Girlfriend left this in the shower... now I'll never miss a game.

Girlfriend left this in the にわか雨... now I'll never 行方不明になる a game.

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I love Calcium!

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Summer is here! Stay under the shade with this life hack!

Summer is here! Stay under the shade with this life 切り開く／タクシー／不正アクセス!

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LPT: Internet boyfriend asking for nudes?

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Nervous about an interview or giving a presentation?! Don't picture them naked, turn

Nervous about an interview or giving a 贈呈?! Don't picture them naked, turn up naked yourself & put them on the backfoot!

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LPT: Use 3 shells instead of toilet paper

LPT: Use 3 爆撃するs instead of 洗面所 paper

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LPT Put Poison Ivy on your penis to make it huge.

LPT Put 毒（薬） Ivy on your penis to make it 抱擁する.

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LPT: Feeling cold and wet in the shower?

LPT: Feeling 冷淡な and wet in the にわか雨?

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If your community is flooding during an el nino storm and you can't swim, enter your

If your community is flooding during an el nino 嵐／襲撃する and you can't swim, enter your 嵐／襲撃する drain system for safety.

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[NSFW] LPT: The next time you have diarrhea, take a picture of it. If you ever want to skip work by 偽のing the stomach flu, you can send the picture to your boss as proof.

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LPT: People on Reddit like sexy things. People on Reddit like cute animals. Post

LPT: People on Reddit like sexy things. People on Reddit like 削減（する） animals. 地位，任命する furry pictures to get twice the karma at half the price.

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Save time with this fast and effective way to diet. Just place your food here and

Save time with this 急速な／放蕩な and 効果的な way to diet. Just place your food here and watch the 負わせる落ちる off.

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LPT: If you are having trouble swallowing large pills, spend some time practicing with a pill trainer

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[50/50] [NSFW]Cutting a broken wrist |[NSFW] Removing makeup.

[50/50] [NSFW]Cutting a broken wrist |[NSFW] 除去するing 構成.

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Good to see you! Long time no see!

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LPT: Step On An Explosive To Take Off Your Shoes

LPT: Step On An 爆発性の To Take Off Your Shoes

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LPT: How to pee with morning 支持を得ようと努めるd

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Opened a beer but can't finish it? Use a penis pump to keep it fresh longer!

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When you are not watching your children they are most likely masturbating. Strap

When you are not watching your children they are most likely masturbating. ひもで縛る them in to save their lives. (Masturbating is NSFW)

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Guy checks to see if his gun is firing… by putting his hand in front of it and

Guy checks to see if his gun is 解雇する／砲火／射撃ing… by putting his 手渡す in 前線 of it and pulling the 誘発する／引き起こす.

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SLPT: Set your phone to 1/40 give/take before shooting junk [nsfw]

SLPT: 始める，決める your phone to 1/40 give/take before 狙撃 junk [nsfw]

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First 援助（する）

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SLPT: First 援助（する）

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SLPT: Become invincible

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SLPT: When drinking champagne make sure you tap the bottom of the bottle and put

SLPT: When drinking シャンペン酒 make sure you tap the 底（に届く） of the 瓶／封じ込める and put your mouth over it.

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LPT: if you are carrying things in both hands and you need to open a door handle

LPT: if you are carrying things in both 手渡すs and you need to open a door 扱う you can use your penis

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LPT: How to fry fish without oil splattering on your arms

LPT: How to fry fish without oil splattering on your 武器

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WCGW playing darts?

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Still not 納得させるd this isn't porn

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How to 妨げる自殺s

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[SLPT] Make sure the same mosquito never bites you twice

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SLPT: having sex in a dressings room

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[NSFW] Congratulations! You've gained the ability to fuck yourself with your own

[NSFW] Congratulations! You've 伸び（る）d the ability to fuck yourself with your own bones!

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[SLPT] The best way to disinfect your lungs.

[SLPT] The best way to 殺菌する your 肺s.

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Never SPIT at an officer!

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SLPT: Cotton mouth while smoking? Drink the bong water to stay hydrated!

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SLPT: 国会 tip...

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A different 肉親，親類d of facial

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Yep

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Just... no

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Thanks, I hate 女性（の） rapists

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A tip for when you get 発射 in the foot [x-地位，任命する r/shittylifeprotips]

If you are over 25 and proud that you work at disneyworld

4chan with some useful LPT's

LPT: When you are getting 医療の care make sure you are getting "医療の" care and NOT "mediKILL" care.

LPT: If you are in bed with a girl and she shouts "UHH SAY MY NAME," but you have forgotten her 指名する, go for "Muhammad" as it is the most ありふれた 指名する in the world so statistically speaking it will be 訂正する.

The way you dress maybe the only thing that separates you from the other 候補者s.

Girlfriend left this in the にわか雨... now I'll never 行方不明になる a game.

I love Calcium!

Summer is here! Stay under the shade with this life 切り開く／タクシー／不正アクセス!

LPT: Internet boyfriend asking for nudes?

Nervous about an interview or giving a 贈呈?! Don't picture them naked, turn up naked yourself &amp; put them on the backfoot!

LPT: Use 3 爆撃するs instead of 洗面所 paper

LPT Put 毒（薬） Ivy on your penis to make it 抱擁する.

LPT: Feeling 冷淡な and wet in the にわか雨?

If your community is flooding during an el nino 嵐／襲撃する and you can't swim, enter your 嵐／襲撃する drain system for safety.

LPT: NSFW

[NSFW] LPT: The next time you have diarrhea, take a picture of it. If you ever want to skip work by 偽のing the stomach flu, you can send the picture to your boss as proof.

LPT: People on Reddit like sexy things. People on Reddit like 削減（する） animals. 地位，任命する furry pictures to get twice the karma at half the price.

Save time with this 急速な／放蕩な and 効果的な way to diet. Just place your food here and watch the 負わせる 落ちる off.

支援する to School Tips! [Q]

LPT: If you are having trouble swallowing large pills, spend some time practicing with a pill trainer

[50/50] [NSFW]Cutting a broken wrist |[NSFW] 除去するing 構成.

Good to see you! Long time no see!

LPT: Step On An 爆発性の To Take Off Your Shoes

LPT: How to pee with morning 支持を得ようと努めるd

Opened a beer but can't finish it? Use a penis pump to keep it fresh longer!

When you are not watching your children they are most likely masturbating. ひもで縛る them in to save their lives. (Masturbating is NSFW)

hentai_irl

Guy checks to see if his gun is 解雇する／砲火／射撃ing… by putting his 手渡す in 前線 of it and pulling the 誘発する／引き起こす.

SLPT: 始める，決める your phone to 1/40 give/take before 狙撃 junk [nsfw]

First 援助（する）

SLPT: First 援助（する）

SLPT: Become invincible

SLPT: When drinking シャンペン酒 make sure you tap the 底（に届く） of the 瓶／封じ込める and put your mouth over it.

LPT: if you are carrying things in both 手渡すs and you need to open a door 扱う you can use your penis

LPT: How to fry fish without oil splattering on your 武器