Jizz

*coughs*

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You're ¸¢Íø: it's "not hard." That doesn't mean it's Ê¿°×¤Ê.

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?

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WiSh mE LuCk ??

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42 words about #ALLLIVESMATTER

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"iT's iN tHe nAmE"

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Another day, another ȯ¸« that the ¿äÏÀ¤¹¤ë¡¿Íýͳ a comment I wrote was ´°Á´¤Ë ignored is that it was yet one more in a long, LONG line of comments that the overlords of reddit saw fit to quickly, ÀŤ«¤Ë ½üµî¤¹¤ë from the thread ?\_(¥Ä)_/?

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My point is that I think when you get to this level of obsessiveness about something that something is ´ðËÜŪ¤Ë no different than that of porn to you and I'm not ºÇ¹â¤Î comfortable with this neckbeard jacking it to my old comments

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i give up

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In a desperate ´ë¤Æ¡¤ÅØÎÏ¡¤Äó°Æ to ÊÝ»ý¤¹¤ë what's left of my own sanity, I'm choosing to believe his ·×²è¡Ê¤¹¤ë¡Ës ´Þ¤à a kiddie pool filled with whipped cream, BECAUSE THAT IS *LESS* FUCKED UP THAN ANYTHING ELSE I CAN IMAGINE HE MEANT BY THAT

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I'm just ÃÏ°Ì¡¤Ç¤Ì¿¤¹¤ëing this here so I can ÇË»º¤·¤¿¡¿¡Ê·Ù»¡¤¬¡Ë¼êÆþ¤ì¤¹¤ë it out in the ̤Íè as a canned reply to a comment I tend to get so often I've run out of new and Íø±×¡¿¶½Ì£ing ways to Åú¤¨¤ë¡¿±þ¤¸¤ë to it, don't mind me :p

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Me, ¡Êµ¿¤¤¤ò¡ËÀ²¤é¤¹ing ¸¢Íø hundred angry comments out of my inbox: "Sheesh, good thing I didn't ³ô the SECOND half of that."

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it would have been SO PERFECT ??

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°æ¸Í¡¿ÊÛ¸î»ÎÀÊ played, reddit

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welp

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FunFact? - I will ¤¤¤Ä¤«s »ý¤Ä¡¿¹´Î±¤¹¤ë a few words »Ù±ç¤¹¤ë in a comment ¤µ¤â¤Ê¤±¤ì¤Ð in keeping with my whole pathetic "uSeRnAmE cHeCkS oUt" thing ¡¼¤¹¤ë¤¿¤á¤Ë be able to edit in an addendum I am literally 1000% ³Î¤«¤Ê will be needed later.

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Censor the »Ø̾¤¹¤ë or nah, but here. Shitpost away.

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FunFact? - a lot of the time these days it's not even an ½é´ü¤Î comment that was my point. These days, my ½é´ü¤Î comment is just the ÂÎÀ©¡¿µ¡¹½. The punchline is the ÊÖÅú I am LITERALLY ONE *THOUSAND* PERCENT ³Î¤«¤Ê it will receive.

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"like a goat Å®»à¤¹¤ëing in something viscous"

u_42words, ABoringDystopia, WhitePeopleTwitter

I kid, I kid. I'm sure it's just a meaningless coincidence that I'm batting a thousand on this.

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?

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??¡é?

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and so it goes

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welp

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I'm torn between the slippers and the tea cozy

u_42words, TheRightCantMeme

Somebody take this and go make a buttload of karma in a sub I'm most assuredly banned from. You're *WELCOME.*

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I love my seven ¿®Êô¼Ôs

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hell hath no fury like a short guy on the internet

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Fun Fact: ¤¤¤Ä¤«s I'll try to phrase something so ÌÀ³Î¤Ë meant to be taken as a joke its inherent jokiness can be seen from space, BUT *ALSO* to not ´Þ¤à one of those little "/s" thingies to °Â¿´¤µ¤»¤ë reddittors it's a joke.

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this is one of those "prefab ÊÖÅú to something I get allllll the time" ones, ignor pls

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42 words about reddit ????

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?

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Forty-two words regarding the phrase "dodging a ÃÆ´Ý"

u_42words, WhitePeopleTwitter

sheesh

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42 words about Qanon

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"aaaaaand LOCKED lalalalalalaicanthearyoulalalala" ??¡é?

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?? ATTENTION U/SWEETWOLF86 IS PERMANENTLY BANNED FROM U_42WORDS ??

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and u and ur inbox?r like gg

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?\_(¥Ä)_/?

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I give up

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r/oddlyspecificallymildlysatisfying: the comment ÆÀÅÀ¤¹¤ë¡¿ÈóÆñ¤¹¤ë¡¿£²£°s ????

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the ÆÀÅÀ¤¹¤ë¡¿ÈóÆñ¤¹¤ë¡¿£²£° is 2 - 368,942,477,458

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logged in v logged out

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shitpost, ignor pls

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ooooooooooops

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Ëܵ¤¤Ç I'm literally just using reddit as an image host, ignore this

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Q & A

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the worst part is I literally had an uncle we literally called Unc

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how tf do I sticky a ÃÏ°Ì¡¤Ç¤Ì¿¤¹¤ë

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a gift

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this is america

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this is america

nextfuckinglevel, u_42words

gonna be a weird four years

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you're welcome ???

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ahh, reddit

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I WON!

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42 words about how "42" and "14" are Á´¤¯ different numbers

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An off-topic but 100% contextually ´ØÏ¢¤·¤¿ ÊÖÅú to literally everybody in my inbox for the next twenty-four hours:

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ÆÃÊ̼êÅö FunFact? - me making ÃÏ°Ì¡¤Ç¤Ì¿¤¹¤ës ´ðËÜŪ¤Ë custom-made for, and that ¤µ¤â¤Ê¤±¤ì¤Ð make an ÉáÄ̤Ρ¿Ê¿¶Ñ¡Ê¤¹¤ë¡Ë of 100-10,000 µ¶¤Î internet points *in* subs I'm banned from feels Àµ³Î¤Ë¡¿¤Þ¤µ¤Ë like having millions of dollars ²ÁÃ͡ʤ¬¤¢¤ë¡Ë of ÄÌ²ß in a country that doesn't ¸ºß¤¹¤ë any

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Nazis can fuck off. It feels weird to have to keep Àâ this.

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