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The whole enchilada! I got some dork complaining that I post too many bulge pics

The whole enchilada! I got some dork complaining that I 地位,任命する too many bulge pics and not enough 十分な cock pics. So their complaining is all my 信奉者s reward! Will 地位,任命する a hard 発射 soon.

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Fuck the stalkers! I won't punish my fans because a few retarded losers can't respect

Fuck the stalkers! I won't punish my fans because a few retarded losers can't 尊敬(する)・点 境界s. SO here's my cock today. トンs of fucking 星/主役にするs, smiles and a few winks!

u_observantsnark

So when everyone else is doing the Bic lighter challenge, I decided to do the soda

So when everyone else is doing the Bic はしけ challenge, I decided to do the soda can challenge. Since I'm 6'5 tall, my bulge & cock are pretty proportionate with my 手渡すs/団体/死体. This should give you 適する 視野 of how 抱擁する my 刑事 bulge is w

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Why underwear is pointless for me. Balls take up so much that there's no room for

Why underwear is pointless for me. Balls (問題を)取り上げる so much that there's no room for my 刑事.

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When you're rollin' with a Rolex as your cock ring.

When you're rollin' with a Rolex as your cock (犯罪の)一味.

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The old obligatory pants on & pants off pic. I actually hang lower with pants

The old obligatory pants on & pants off pic. I 現実に hang lower with pants off. Too bad I gotta wear them to go places. 全く soft here at about 8inches long.

u_observantsnark, MONSTERCOCKS

It's the holiday season! That means I whip out my home made sugar glaze/icing for

It's the holiday season! That means I whip out my home made sugar glaze/icing for all my baked 扱う/治療するs! It's that special, secret 成分 that keeps 'em coming 支援する for more!

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My Yoga pants... are shockingly popular. No one minds my bulge or that they work

My Yoga pants... are shockingly popular. No one minds my bulge or that they work their way 負かす/撃墜する during class, showing off a lot more than I thought they'd be okay with.

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Since I got so many requests... here's me in the Yoga pants, flopped out. Also, my

Since I got so many requests... here's me in the Yoga pants, flopped out. Also, my Yoga 指導者 is a sexy 33yo str8 dude in an open marriage who sucks 刑事 like a プロの/賛成の! Don't ask me how I know!

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Was asked how big these bad boys are, roughly egg sized. Lotsa protein! Key ingredient

Was asked how big these bad boys are, 概略で egg sized. Lotsa protein! 重要な 成分 in my popular Lobster Bisque that I let slow cook for 6+ hours.

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Got asked to see how far I stretch when I'm 100% soft. So stuffed my fingers in my

Got asked to see how far I stretch when I'm 100% soft. So stuffed my fingers in my foreskin, 麻薬中毒の 'em and I caught a whopper! 概略で 9in long here not counting the foreskin.

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If my balls look tired, they are. 3 loads a day for the past 5 days to fill all the

If my balls look tired, they are. 3 負担s a day for the past 5 days to fill all the requests this year. 3 dozen cookies, 4 cinnamon loaves with glaze and so far 2 (製品,工事材料の)一回分s of egg nog. Also, phone stuck in weird 解明 方式 that makes everything hype

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To collect my loads I squeeze my dickhead into this jar (tight fit!) Saves any stray

To collect my 負担s I squeeze my dickhead into this jar (tight fit!) Saves any 逸脱する 発射s 存在 lost! 荷を降ろす my balls, then refrigerate it or 注ぐ it in the freezer コンテナ. Today I 追加するd it fresh to the recipe I'm working on going out in the morning!

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I guess this qualifies as my semi.... I'm not fully hard but not fully soft either.

I guess this qualifies as my 半分.... I'm not fully hard but not fully soft either. Probably around 9 インチs here.

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Fresh out of a hot shower, when they naturally hang their lowest. Anyone wanna work

Fresh out of a hot にわか雨, when they 自然に hang their lowest. Anyone wanna work 'em over to get the juice out? I can 保証(人) almost one 十分な cup of 甘い creamy goodness.

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My big fat 8in softy thrown over the seat... Sadly my balls do hang down in the water.

My big fat 8in softy thrown over the seat... Sadly my balls do hang 負かす/撃墜する in the water. This is why I only use the urinals in public bathrooms. At home or fam's I don't care that my 刑事 lays over the seat or my balls 落ちる in the water. But never in public

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With the big ball dropping tonight, I figured I'd drop both mine! These may be my

With the big ball dropping tonight, I 人物/姿/数字d I'd 減少(する) both 地雷! These may be my new 支援する up pair of yoga pants!

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My exgf called it the Womb Raider. Others call it the Toggle Bolt. Can't begin to

My exgf called it the Womb Raider. Others call it the Toggle Bolt. Can't begin to count the pussies and assholes the 長,率いる of my cock has 難破させるd on pull out!

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I usually substitute one cup of water with at least three-quarters cup of fresh semen

I usually 代用品,人 one cup of water with at least three-4半期/4分の1s cup of fresh semen when cooking rice. Gives it a nice flavor that 作品 広大な/多数の/重要な with chicken.

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I got tons of requests for this! So folks this is my dad! The monster 10" soft

I got トンs of requests for this! So folks this is my dad! The monster 10" soft (almost 12" hard) cock my bro and I grew up with, now you know why we didn't think we were that big until we started public high school. A monster 厚板 of meat like this skewed

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Cock pumps DO work! Hangin' soft at just over 9inches long! Been pumping for the

Cock pumps DO work! Hangin' soft at just over 9inches long! Been pumping for the past week and already see 概略で an インチ and a 4半期/4分の1 of growth in my soft length. LOVING the 星/主役にするs I'm getting! I went from 権利 around 8 インチs soft to about 9 and a qu

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Still pumping! Between 9.5 and 10in long when soft now! Loving all the attention

Still pumping! Between 9.5 and 10in long when soft now! Loving all the attention it gets now! Used to turn a few 長,率いるs, now turning TONS of 長,率いるs. This is how I wear my pants whenever I go out! Anyone who looks & is 支払う/賃金ing attention, gets to see my th

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With buds @ my Starbucks. One dared me to get my cock hard & take it out.

With buds @ my Starbucks. One dared me to get my cock hard & take it out. The other (in pic) didn't think I would & said if I did he'd slurp the 長,率いる. So I got almost fully hard & took it out. He wouldn't let a pic be taken doing it but my bud

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Lots of requests to see my cock being pumped. Here you go! Fully soft & pumped

Lots of requests to see my cock 存在 pumped. Here you go! Fully soft & pumped up to a 十分な 10 インチs, also 現在/一般に my hard length too. A few hours after pumping it relaxes 負かす/撃墜する to a little いっそう少なく than 10" & stays there for a few days. Loving the

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Just passed the 10inch mark today! Ten and right up to a quarter soft and thick here!

Just passed the 10inch 示す today! Ten and 権利 up to a 4半期/4分の1 soft and 厚い here! Waited for the swelling to 静める, showin' in one of my fav pair of pants. Went out and got some priceless reactions!

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A month and a few days after I started pumping and I've seen amazing results with

A month and a few days after I started pumping and I've seen amazing results with my flaccid length. Now a smidge over 10.6 in long, if I count my foreskin, I'm just tick over 11 インチs. It's 平易な to pull out of my pants, but a chore putting it away!

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This how I lay my cock out when my buddies stop by. I grew up w/ my dad's gigantic

This how I lay my cock out when my buddies stop by. I grew up w/ my dad's gigantic 漏れるing tasty cock out in my 直面する like this 24/7 & 標準的にする/正常にするd it for me. No (民事の)告訴s and more "straight" mouth on my cock than I can count. Best part: All my str8 bud

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Went out for a walk today. All things considered, only passed about 5 people. But,

Went out for a walk today. All things considered, only passed about 5 people. But, they ALL 星/主役にするd! Felt good to show off my 抱擁する cock with all this corona craziness going on. Can't wait until we're past it all.

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Revealing the monster one inch at a time.

明らかにする/漏らすing the monster one インチ at a time.

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Turning heads with 10" of thick, soft dick meat at the gas pump. Dude on the

Turning 長,率いるs with 10" of 厚い, soft 刑事 meat at the gas pump. Dude on the other 味方する of the pump kept 星/主役にするing but never got up the courage to say anything.

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Dude walking past me muttered "Holy shit," just after he passed. Few minutes

Dude walking past me muttered "宗教上の shit," just after he passed. Few minutes later he circled 支援する around and smiled as he passed a second time. He was 削減(する) too, if he'd said something, I'd have let him play "count the veins" with it.

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Both the UPS and FedEx dudes I passed today couldn't stop grinning. But the buff

Both the UPS and FedEx dudes I passed today couldn't stop grinning. But the buff UPS driver let me inside his トラックで運ぶ. What can Brown do for you? 井戸/弁護士席, he drove off with a butt 十分な of creamy goodness!

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Turned a lot of heads today at the gas station and the store.

Turned a lot of 長,率いるs today at the gas 駅/配置する and the 蓄える/店.

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Which would you prefer, unleaded, or Highcocktaine?

Which would you prefer, unleaded, or Highcocktaine?

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So this is what 10 actual soft inches looks like. But translated to internet inches

So this is what 10 actual soft インチs looks like. But translated to internet インチs it's over a foot long lol

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Some perspective for you all... totally soft and significantly longer than a Venti

Some 視野 for you all... 全く soft and 意味ありげに longer than a Venti cup from Starbucks. While the cup is empty, I'm 全く 十分な.

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So how many have you seen a hung dude, go commando in white pants! Oh the heads that

So how many have you seen a hung dude, go 特殊部隊員 in white pants! Oh the 長,率いるs that turn!

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When people see you taking dick bulge pics in a park. Woman laughed, dude stared

When people see you taking 刑事 bulge pics in a park. Woman laughed, dude 星/主役にするd with wide 注目する,もくろむs.

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Lettin' it hang out. Figured you all might like to see a new pic of the big boy.

Lettin' it hang out. 人物/姿/数字d you all might like to see a new pic of the big boy. Let him out at the gym like this when I was using the 脚 圧力(をかける).

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Took it out at the gym earlier, only 4 other dudes working out, left it hanging out

Took it out at the gym earlier, only 4 other dudes working out, left it hanging out like this for almost an hour. Two of them kept walking past, no idea how obvious they were.

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It's been a few months since I measured. I guess I need to update my bio. Totally

It's been a few months since I 手段d. I guess I need to update my bio. 全く soft here too. Hard, it 現実に get's a little bigger lol

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When your foot long tube is too small...

When your foot long tube is too small...

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When the cute dude at the gym want's to compare his 5 inch raging hardon with my

When the 削減(する) dude at the gym want's to compare his 5 インチ 激怒(する)ing hardon with my big soft monster.

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Baby it's cold out side! But I've got something that could warm you up!

Baby it's 冷淡な out 味方する! But I've got something that could warm you up!

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Warm summer throwback letting my bull nuts breathe by the pool. So full of creamy

Warm summer throwback letting my bull nuts breathe by the pool. So 十分な of creamy goodness!

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Warmer weather inspired an evening run in these 100% see through shorts. Stopped

Warmer 天候 奮起させるd an evening run in these 100% see through shorts. Stopped at Walmart after to 得る,とらえる some 瓶/封じ込めるd water and turned A LOT of 長,率いるs, ALL DUDES!

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Letting my big meaty bull nuts hang free and breathe while waiting at the chiropractors

Letting my big meaty bull nuts hang 解放する/自由な and breathe while waiting at the chiropractors office. 削減(する) receptionist went from trying not to 星/主役にする to smiling.

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Walkin' the hog! Or is it rolling the log? Either way, I can feel the sun through

Walkin' the hog! Or is it rolling the スピードを出す/記録につける? Either way, I can feel the sun through my pants and it's nice!

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Dude @ the gym wouldn't hold it in the pic after staring, but he stood there while

Dude @ the gym wouldn't 持つ/拘留する it in the pic after 星/主役にするing, but he stood there while I took the pic. Though he was all about it after my phone was put away! lol

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It's that time of year again! My yummy cinnamon rolls w/ sugar "love" freshly

It's that time of year again! My yummy cinnamon rolls w/ sugar "love" freshly squeezed glaze!

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Just an update. No new tube yet, but manual pulling and hanging a 8lb weight off

Just an update. No new tube yet, but 手動式の pulling and hanging a 8lb 負わせる off it has kept the length 損なわれていない!

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When you're 6'5 tall & hung like me, you don't fit well on public toilets.

When you're 6'5 tall & hung like me, you don't fit 井戸/弁護士席 on public 洗面所s. But some of you like to see an example so here you go.

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Fill 'er up! Totally soft and always creeping closer to the knee!

Fill 'er up! 全く soft and always creeping closer to the 膝!

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Who wants to sleep over tonight? Heads up; I don't wear pants to bed and I sleep

Who wants to sleep over tonight? 長,率いるs up; I don't wear pants to bed and I sleep with a snake!

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100% Soft, thick and 11" long shows so obvious it might as well just be hanging

100% Soft, 厚い and 11" long shows so obvious it might 同様に just be hanging out in plain 見解(をとる). What do you think? Pants too tight? Is this obscene? lol It always shows this much.

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Was at 5 Guys earlier, heard a customer asking if they had foot long hotdogs. I almost

Was at 5 Guys earlier, heard a 顧客 asking if they had foot long hotdogs. I almost laughed outloud and said "I've got one!" Yeah, it's finally there, 12in!

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Pumpin' some gas before pumpin' some ass! lol

Pumpin' some gas before pumpin' some ass! lol

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Out w/ a friend @ the art store & she suggested I take a pic with the eat

Out w/ a friend @ the art 蓄える/店 & she 示唆するd I take a pic with the eat 調印する!

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What the cute new guy at work saw today each time he came to my desk to ask me a

What the 削減(する) new guy at work saw today each time he (機の)カム to my desk to ask me a million and one questions.

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Forgot to share this the other day.

Forgot to 株 this the other day.

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