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Goddamn I like discipline. I lack a lot of things. Hey ladies, want to save someone

Goddamn I like discipline. I 欠如（する） a lot of things. Hey ladies, want to save someone who needs professional help but will likely never 攻撃する，衝突する the 激しく揺する bottomiest 激しく揺する底（に届く）? I'll be on this treadmill, if you need me. Or binge eating. Maybe both. I wonder how

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A week in to the new year and not much has changed. My torso still looks like a sad

A week in to the new year and not much has changed. My torso still looks like a sad puppy (now with outstretched ears). Drink it in, baby. Drink. It. In. - a haiku

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Bots, chubby chasers, haiku lovers or perhaps something else?

Bots, chubby chasers, haiku lovers or perhaps something else?

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How do guys even stay as hard as they appear to stay, when they take a dick pic,

How do guys even stay as hard as they appear to stay, when they take a 刑事 pic, because every time I reach for the phone, it starts getting soft but oh 井戸／弁護士席... - a haiku

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Based on the contents of a PM, perhaps there was something in that previous post

Based on the contents of a PM, perhaps there was something in that previous 地位，任命する that 暗示するd I 手配中の，お尋ね者 unsolicited 刑事 pics but that couldn't be さらに先に from the truth, I'm 厳密に a m4f type of guy. I mean, maybe an m4t if the 状況／情勢 were 権利 but

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Well, that's an attractive fat roll, man. What woman wouldn't want that coming at

井戸／弁護士席, that's an attractive fat roll, man. What woman wouldn't want that coming at them for some consensual 性の状況／情勢s, popping all the lady boners with this blooper - a haiku

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A fat man takes flight, looking for something that feels right, fappity flap flappity

A fat man takes flight, looking for something that feels 権利, fappity flap flappity fap, won't you be my heavenly place on the 地図／計画する. That rhymes but here's a haiku with the 権利量 of lines that doesn't because its a goddamn haiku, cousin, boop boop

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A fat man trying to correct his spine and regretting the overall concept of this

A fat man trying to 訂正する his spine and regretting the 全体にわたる概念 of this piece because r/all 使用者s who sort by new might get the wrong impression but I'm here to tell you, 無作為の new sorter, I've never seen Breaking Bad, just pop culture 言及／関連

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Continuing to try to get my spine to go in a more straight type direction and I'm

Continuing to try to get my spine to go in a more straight type direction and I'm not so sure this is the 権利 path to that, since as soon as I get in this position, my pelvis wants to curl in a 今後 direction even さらに先に, so I guess I'll have to thi

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Post workout mood - a haiku

地位，任命する workout mood - a haiku

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Yoga block under my chin to help push my chest up, shoulders back, second yoga block

Yoga 封鎖する under my chin to help 押し進める my chest up, shoulders 支援する, second yoga 封鎖する to try to help 押し進める my lower 支援する out but its not like standing straighter and having a butt come の近くに to angling in the 権利 direction really 改善するs much, certainly

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I wonder if this is doing more harm than good because sometimes it feels like it

I wonder if this is doing more 害（を与える） than good because いつかs it feels like it depresses me and 原因（となる）s me to make poor choices with what I put in my 団体／死体 but いつかs it feels like it helps me make better choices but also it could all be irrelevant to

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I'm not sure why I was trying to take a regular old dick pic since its not like I

I'm not sure why I was trying to take a 正規の／正選手 old 刑事 pic since its not like I have anyone to send it to, so I gave up on trying to make it presentable, since no ones going to be 傷つける that I can't get hard thinking about them, so I just let it flop ove

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Since my fupa angles my dick in a downward direction, if I were to successfully shift

Since my fupa angles my 刑事 in a downward direction, if I were to 首尾よく転換 my 団体／死体 alignment, so that my ass 直面するd out, my cock would probably be 直面するd さらに先に負かす／撃墜する and the best way to have sex would be 経由で yoga squat, maybe not this one but my

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My flaccid cock is non-existent, much like my sex drive apparently is/was, which

My flaccid cock is 非，不，無-existent, much like my sex 運動明らかに is/was, which I didn't fully しっかり掴む until my most 最近の ex 活動させる／戦時編成するd something I hadn't really experienced before, too bad she was a desperate, pathetic person that only 手配中の，お尋ね者 a boyfriend

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Cuddlefuck minus the cuddling and the fucking because who would and why would they,

Cuddlefuck minus the cuddling and the fucking because who would and why would they, eternal questions spawned from long 称する，呼ぶ／期間／用語外傷／ショック that really warped my mind in my formative years and makes everything just a little too 複雑にするd but I wish everything w

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You can call me a chicken but chickens can't fly and my anxiety usually chooses flight

You can call me a chicken but chickens can't 飛行機で行く and my 苦悩 usually chooses flight instead of fight because there are no demented hillbillies around to turn this in to a cock fight, either way I'm raw, so when you cook me up, please use some 甘い and

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Maybe the only vagina I'm emotionally able to handle currently, since I now know

Maybe the only vagina I'm emotionally able to 扱う現在／一般に, since I now know I can 接近 a real sex 運動 by not only 存在 attracted to someone but knowing they're attracted to me but who knows if I can catch that 雷 in a 瓶／封じ込める again since i

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Wanna wrassle? I think I could take you, I've got the power. I'm out here doing strength

Wanna wrassle? I think I could take you, I've got the 力／強力にする. I'm out here doing strength training 演習s like 提起する／ポーズをとるing naked and you're just sitting there sorting All by New and hoping for the best but all you're getting is pictures like this and you'd prob

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I think the reason I overeat is because there are two bonuses. The first one being

I think the 推論する／理由 I overeat is because there are two 特別手当s. The first one 存在 that I get to feel 哀れな, which is a feeling that feels 権利いつかs, and also it gives me a 推論する／理由 to take antacids and I really like antacids even though they don'

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I was supposed to help someone move today but they apparently hired people after

I was supposed to help someone move today but they 明らかに雇うd people after they asked me, probably because they think I'm unreliable and with my 苦悩 they're not 完全に wrong but I was lowkey looking 今後 to it most of the week, I just want

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Red Alert! Twerking video! Except its of a fat naked man twerking. Which, maybe you

Red 警報! Twerking ビデオ! Except its of a fat naked man twerking. Which, maybe you want to see that, I don't know. I needed to do something entertaining tonight to wake myself up because I 選ぶd all the wrong people for my millionaire draftkings 顔触れ

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Cropping that dick pic somehow made it look shorter. Although, I can't really compete

Cropping that 刑事 pic somehow made it look shorter. Although, I can't really compete for length or girth anyway. But there's no 推論する／理由 to not 現在の it in a way that makes it look more 控訴，上告ing. 認めるd, a smaller cock might be more 控訴，上告ing to some a

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I tucked my dick and balls between my legs and thats not the most unusual thing about

I tucked my 刑事 and balls between my 脚s and thats not the most unusual thing about the picture, the most unusual thing about the picture is that I have two 始める，決めるs of butts, which I guess I already knew from other pictures but this is a new weird angle th

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In which I suck in my stomach and widen my stance in order to better pretend that

In which I suck in my stomach and 広げる my 姿勢ーするために better pretend that I'm nothing but solid muscle because いつかs it feels like the only place that that could be a thing would be my imagination. Oh hey, look at my lats, my lats are so big I

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I sort of treat my body better than I did 20 years ago. I still do stupid things

I sort of 扱う／治療する my 団体／死体 better than I did 20 years ago. I still do stupid things like too much Korean BBQ, pre-workout shake, treadmill without much space between but when my 団体／死体 tells me it can't hang now, instead of piling up on self-destructive things

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Is this position called anything? It should be. Normally when I see people doing

Is this position called anything? It should be. 普通は when I see people doing this, they look like they're just 冷気／寒がらせるing but you can do so much depending on angles. Pop your lower 支援する one vertebra at a time, 押し進める your upper 支援する muscles around like th

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Playing a melodica with my dick since I must shoot air out compared to when I'm in

Playing a melodica with my 刑事 since I must shoot 空気／公表する out compared to when I'm in a 関係 with someone that I at least think is 相互に attracted to me, then the 容積／容量 and velocity is 巨大な but I 現在／一般に only cum out of procrastination and w

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My dick is kind of sore because that erection sparked this obsession over the weekend

My 刑事 is 肉親，親類d of sore because that erection 誘発するd this obsession over the 週末 to try to recreate that level of turned on but it was a rare moment where I sorted gonewild by new and 設立する everything I was attracted to in 多重の women 権利 there

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Apparently my treadmill shuts down after 100 minutes. I had 320 calories worth of

明らかに my treadmill shuts 負かす／撃墜する after 100 minutes. I had 320 calories 価値（がある） of almonds for lunch and was going to 燃やす twice that many but only got to 489 because my treadmill was like nope but I should've stopped then anyway because I finished my bott

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My previous calorie to exercise ratio made me feel lightheaded for about a day and

My previous calorie to 演習割合 made me feel lightheaded for about a day and a half, so maybe next time I 試みる／企てる something like that it'll be a little いっそう少なく extreme. Maybe a more balanced keto diet. Like I could stick to anything though. But whateve

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I had been taking hemp based CBD oil because I don't live in a marijuana is legal

I had been taking hemp based CBD oil because I don't live in a マリファナ is 合法的な明言する／公表する but I thought it was helping with a lot of things but it might have been a placebo because when it ran out I got hemp oil which I just discovered wasn't the same thing

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My mom was in the hospital for a few days this week and it freaked me out a little

My mom was in the hospital for a few days this week and it freaked me out a little and made it hard to 焦点（を合わせる） on working out but she's out now and I guess she seems 罰金, I'm still a little shook though. Maybe I just need to stretch the 苦悩 out. Stretc

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I don't know if turning 40 made me subconsciously depressed or its because I've been

I don't know if turning 40 made me subconsciously depressed or its because I've been screwing around with my diet, in particular there was a day where I 試みる／企てるd to eat 2000 calories 価値（がある） of almonds and only ate a third before I felt sick, but I 港／避難所't

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I was looking at my pictures and saw the thumbnail for this and couldn't figure out

I was looking at my pictures and saw the thumbnail for this and couldn't 人物／姿／数字 out what the hell I was looking at but its just my neck and my 支援する. You can lick it if you want. But lick it good. Lick it just like you should. 特に if you have Khia l

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I used my treadmill everyday for the last 3 days after going like a week without,

I used my treadmill everyday for the last 3 days after going like a week without, even though my heel has 傷つける for 4 days and the only way to make it feel better is stepping on a yoga 封鎖する. Also in those 3 days I've been eating donuts and muffins and def

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I have a wound on my dick. No one other than me has had access to my dick, so I guess

I have a 負傷させる on my 刑事. No one other than me has had 接近 to my 刑事, so I guess its self-（打撃，刑罰などを）与えるd. And unintentionally. I'm not even sure where it （機の）カム from. I ばく然と解任する scratching it with my fingernail while playing with myself. Wanna kiss it

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Sitting on the floor post-workout, I flexed my traps in the mirror and they were

Sitting on the 床に打ち倒す地位，任命する-workout, I flexed my 罠（にかける）s in the mirror and they were symmetrical for like the first time ever, so I had to take a picture of it, but my phone was in a different room and the closest thing was this tablet and 宗教上の crap that pict

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I don't know which dumb little thing I did to cause it because I do so many dumb

I don't know which dumb little thing I did to 原因（となる） it because I do so many dumb little things but my 権利 lower 支援する傷つける and I couldn't 直す／買収する，八百長をする it with a 泡，激怒すること roller, what I really needed was a more compact, solid 反対する like a softball to 的 the exact

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I'm not as psychologically healthy as I could be but it used be so much worse, I

I'm not as psychologically healthy as I could be but it used be so much worse, I used to feel 憤慨に向かって people that didn't 拒絶する me and once, when I was the same 負わせる as I am now, I got on my 手渡すs and 膝s shirtless and tried to show a girl

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Its hard to flirt with someone via sports metaphor when it feels like you're constantly

Its hard to flirt with someone 経由で sports metaphor when it feels like you're 絶えず落ちるing apart 肉体的に. I think I jinxed myself by 説 that I feel 罰金 most of the time にもかかわらず存在 fat because after 説 that, its not so much true. Also,

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Sometimes you just want to play with your tiny bat and hope you can find someone

いつかs you just want to play with your tiny bat and hope you can find someone else that would want to too because there's a lot to have to overlook in 新規加入 to the tiny bat. Like all these extra bases that need to be ran around or whatever. - 4 haik

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I was able to exercise for 8 days in a row without any pain bad enough to limit me,

I was able to 演習 for 8 days in a 列／漕ぐ／騒動 without any 苦痛 bad enough to 限界 me, though I think I 悪化させるd a thing just to see if I could make it worse and it might not 延長する to 9 days because I'm a person who does 疑わしい things for science.

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