A beggar and Lady Ming the 慈悲の
Last updated at 10:29 23 September 2007
The Lib Dem 会議／協議会 smoking 禁止（する） 軍隊d leader Sir Ming Campbell's 40-a-day wife Elspeth to stand in the 運動ing 勝利，勝つd to have a fag outside the Grand Hotel, where she was accosted by a beggar.
Like the Queen, Lady C, left, does not carry cash so 申し込む／申し出d him a Silk 削減（する） instead.
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? Lib Dem 補佐官s 明らかにする／漏らすd that Ming's 公約する to make his old age a selling point at the next 選挙 was stolen from Ronald Reagan, who told 民主党員 競争相手 Walter Mondale in the 1984 US 大統領の 選挙: "I will not make age an 問題／発行する of this （選挙などの）運動をする. I'm not going to 偉業／利用する for political 目的s my 対抗者's 青年 and inexperience."
Somehow, it was more 納得させるing coming from old ham Reagan.
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? Deadly 競争相手s to Emperor Ming's rickety 王位, プロの／賛成の-移民／移住 Nick Clegg and anti-car Chris Huhne, fought hard to 支持を得ようと努める Leftie Lib Dems by trashing Old Etonian David Cameron and parading their man-of-the-people 信任状.
Funny how both omitted to について言及する they …に出席するd Westminster School - 権利 up there with Eton in the posh education 火刑／賭けるs.
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? Charlie Kennedy's 最新の 復帰 - an 外見 at a breakfast fringe - started shakily when his host welcomed him with the words: "What a クーデター it is to have you here, Charles...特に at this time in the morning."
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Lembit's holiday 廃虚d by '侵入占拠'? Hello!
Whingeing Lembit Opik （人命などを）奪う，主張するd "マスコミ intrusio n" had 乱すd his 静かな holiday in Romania with Cheeky Girl lover Gabriela Irimia.
推定では a 言及／関連 to the 行う／開催する／段階d interview she gave to Hello! magazine about her and her twin sister Monica's breast-enlargement 外科 in which she 誇るd about their new boobs.
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? Lord Ashdown and wife Jane spent breakfast in the Grand Hotel discussing whether to wash his shirts and smalls in the bathroom 沈む in their room after he failed to bring enough clean 着せる／賦与するs.
Showing the 危機 技術s he learned in the 海洋s, 活動／戦闘 man 米，稲 went on to hang them up to 乾燥した，日照りの before using the in-room アイロンをかける.
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? Finding himself behind a 女性（の） 委任する／代表 as he 列d for extra kippers, 'Pantsdown' smarmed: "I'd recognise that shapely behind anywhere."
The 反対する of his attentions - an old friend - who was clutching a fry-up while chatting to Lady Ashdown, replied: "It's about to become a little いっそう少なく shapely after I've eaten this."
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Jo's just a 襲う，襲って強奪する
? Pert Lib Dem Dunbarton MP Jo Swinson asked 行動主義者s manning a 立ち往生させる selling badges 耐えるing images of the party's MPs where she appeared in the 攻撃する，衝突する parade of the bestselling souvenirs.
Her 直面する dropped when she was told she was 井戸／弁護士席 負かす／撃墜する the badges 名簿（に載せる）／表（にあげる）. Coming 最高の，を越す in the 襲う，襲って強奪するs 部類 was scant なぐさみ.
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? Lib Dem dark horse Ed Davey, 選挙 操る, did his leadership hopes no good at all when he 発表するd the party would be 持つ／拘留するing より小数の events in London and more 会議／協議会s "in the sticks".
Lib Dem yokels hate a London smartarse.
