'Hated' buggy sells for £325

A buggy 名簿(に載せる)/表(にあげる)d for sale by a father who said it 示す the end of his "happy carefree low-cost child-解放する/自由な life" has sold for £325.

Joel Andresier, 39, put the Phil and Teds buggy for sale on eBay 説 it had had "pretty much every bodily fluid known to science (and several that have yet to be discovered) chucked over it by my children. It's also 吸収するd its own 負わせる in Ella's Kitchen meals, and mud".

The advert went viral with bidding going over £154,000 at one 行う/開催する/段階.

Joel Andresier put the Phil and Teds buggy for sale on eBay

Joel Andresier put the Phil and Teds buggy for sale on eBay

But the 開発 経営者/支配人 for the Motability charity, from Sarisbury Green, Southampton, reset the price and after 74 企て,努力,提案s the item has now sold.

The 名簿(に載せる)/表(にあげる)ing created so many questions, enough to fill six pages, that the advert 越えるd the number of 顧客 enquiries 許すd by the online auction 場所/位置.

Mr Andresier wrote: " Looks like I have 攻撃する,衝突する the eBay 限界 for 株d 返答s to all your wonderful questions. It doesn't look like the last 50 or so replies from today have been 追加するd to the 名簿(に載せる)/表(にあげる)ing. Sorry people - looks like you have broken eBay."

In his item 名簿(に載せる)/表(にあげる)ing, Mr Andresier wrote: "I shall be glad to see it leave my 前提s and never return.

"This was 購入(する)d against my wishes many years ago as I never 手配中の,お尋ね者 children and buggy 示す my wife's 意図 to have children. We argued much and this buggy 示す my wife's 意図 to have children. We argued much and this buggy signifies everything that ended my happy carefree low-cost child-解放する/自由な life."

Mr Andresier continued: "Anyway, as you can tell, I hate the buggy. I now have three children and a labrador and am 軍隊d to 耐える the school run where women I don't know try and discuss the price of 中心 parc holidays and the 利益s of the micro over the 小型の micro scooter. To summarise, my life is over and this green albatross needs to go around some other poor sod's neck."

The only 肯定的な thing he has to say about the pushchair is: "This buggy has never been used for dog-sledding, racing or buggy bumper cars although I once used it to concuss a randy Alsatian that tried getting amorous with my lab."

As for what he will do with the proceeds of the sale, he said: "Any money 生成するd from this sale will be used to help me 回復する from children (and probably 伴う/関わる 麻薬s and alcohol)."

His wife, Susan, 36, said her husband has a 乾燥した,日照りの sense of humour and she could not believe the number of comments and 企て,努力,提案s the pushchair received.

She told the BBC: "I thought it was hilarious and I know that he doesn't mean it, it's all very tongue-in-cheek."

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