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AMANDA PLATELL: Please Harry, do all of us a favour and just become a US 国民

Published: 02:27 BST, 17 February 2024 | Updated: 10:40 BST, 17 February 2024

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Good Morning America, the USA’s biggest TV breakfast show, must have been thrilled to get the first interview with Prince Harry so soon after his father’s shocking 癌 diagnosis.

It ふさわしい the Prince, too, for his admirable Winter Invictus Games were 促進するd on the show, and he was once again in the limelight just days after he and Meghan 開始する，打ち上げるd their new website, Sussex.com.

Harry returned the favour, dutifully answering questions about King Charles’s health.

How did you hear of it? ‘I spoke to him. I jumped on a 計画（する）.’ Could the 癌 diagnosis have a 統一するing 影響 on your family? ‘かもしれない, yes. I love my family.’

William, Kate and Camilla, all traduced in the Prince’s memoir Spare and the Netflix shows, may have a different take on that, but never mind.

Prince Harry with his father King Charles at an event in London in 2019?

The Prince told us he ‘loved every day’ living in California and was asked if he ‘felt American’ or planned to become a 国民 of the 部隊d 明言する／公表するs? To which a thoughtful Harry said: ‘I’ve considered it, yes, it had crossed my mind.’

And I said to myself: ‘Harry an American 国民? Hurrah! Could we finally rid ourselves of this troublesome Prince?’ True, he would have to get 一連の会議、交渉／完成する the fact that U.S. 当局 won’t like his 自白s in Spare of past 麻薬 use.?

But if he became a U.S. 国民 it could solve everything. For it wouldn’t then be up to his loving father to decide as King whether to （土地などの）細長い一片 him and Meghan of their 肩書を与えるs.

によれば U.S. 移民／移住政策, ‘any applicant who has any 肩書を与えるs of 遺伝 or positions of nobility in any foreign 明言する／公表する must 放棄する the 肩書を与える or the position’.

Harry would even have to ‘expressly 放棄する the 肩書を与える in a public 儀式’. The couple would no longer be a duke and duchess, just Harry and Meghan Sussex ― or whatever surname they chose to use.

Of course, it was a flight of fancy. I’m guessing Hell will 凍結する over before Harry and Meghan 許す that to happen. The Sussexes have no cachet in America without their 王室の関係s.

But just imagine it. Harry the 人道的な, a plain Mr ― 静める and serene, no longer railing against 存在 a spare without a 目的. And us in Blighty enjoying peace at last from his constant whingeing.

Please Harry, do us all a favour. Become an American 国民.

Brexiteer MPs are pleading for Rishi to swallow his pride and bring 支援する Boris as a fellow 選挙運動者 to have any chance at the next 選挙. As Boris once said, ‘there’s more chance of finding Elvis on 火星 or my 存在 reinvented as an olive’.

Sharon's 明らかにする cheek?

Basic Instinct 星／主役にする Sharon 石／投石する ― 価値（がある）￡48 million ― says folk don’t understand the 圧力 of 存在 famous, rich and beautiful and it is expensive 雇うing staff to recreate her movi e 星／主役にする look every time she goes out.

Look on the 有望な味方する, Sharon. Think of all the money that you save not having to buy any knickers.

Basic Instinct 星／主役にする Sharon 石／投石する ― 価値（がある）￡48 million ― says folk don’t understand the 圧力 of 存在 famous, rich and beautiful

Stop the clocks. Torvill and Dean, the Romeo and Juliet of the ice rink, are hanging up their skates 40 years after that Bolero 業績／成果. How apt. In dance, Ravel’s Bolero 具体的に表現するs a message about the need for human 関係. Jayne and Christopher may never have been lovers, but their lifelong friendship won over all our hearts.

Romance will end 速く

Taylor Swift’s romance with NFL footballer Travis Kelce was a celebrity mat ch made in heaven ― until after winning the Superbowl he was so drunk he could hardly stand.

So legless he couldn’t sing Garth Brooks’s country 攻撃する，衝突する Friends In Low Places and his team-mates had to stop him from 落ちるing off the 行う／開催する／段階.

Travis Kelce embraces Taylor Swift に引き続いて the Kansas City 長，指導者s' Superbowl 勝利，勝つ against the San Francisco 49ers last 週末

Then he continued to booze long into the night after one person had been killed and others 負傷させるd in a 狙撃 at the Kansas City 長，指導者s’ victory parade. Not 正確に／まさに the man you’d 推定する／予想する for the squeaky clean, almost teetotal, never 断言するing, 全く in 支配（する）／統制する Taylor.

I give it six months.

Westminster wars

Rachel Reeves takes 税金削減（する）s off the （米）棚上げする／（英）提議する while （ドイツなどの）首相／（大学の）学長 Jeremy 追跡（する）主張するs that they’re still his 優先. So （疑いを）晴らす blue water at last between 労働 and the Tories. Although after this week’s 壊滅的な補欠選挙s for the 保守的なs, that water is as 血-soaked as a scene from Jaws.

（ドイツなどの）首相／（大学の）学長 Jeremy 追跡（する）?主張するs 税金削減（する）s are still his 優先

And it was hardly a 信任投票 from Tory chairman Richard Holden, who told Nick Ferrari on LBC yesterday that he hasn’t even decided if he’ll be putting himself 今後 to stand as an MP at the next 選挙.

Oh, Lords help us!

A moment of utter parody when むちの跡s’s Plaid Cymru パラシュート（で降下する）s Carmen Smith, 27 ― who has 公約するd to 廃止する the House of Lords ― into the unelected 参議院 as its youngest ever peer.

‘Hopefully the work I can do will make that space look different,’ she says.

井戸／弁護士席, her red hair and Doc Martens will be a welcome change from all that dandruff-coated ermine.

Zendaya's look is out of this world

Blimey, the lengths some actresses will go to these days to 苦しむ for their art!

Zendaya?wore a crotch-clutching metallic outfit 完全にする with two-インチ claws and see -through 削減（する）-outs for her breasts and 底（に届く）?at the 首相 of futuristic movie Dune Part 2

I’m talking about Zendaya’s 外見 at the 首相 of futuristic movie Dune Part 2, a poor man’s 星／主役にする Wars. She wore a crotch-clutching metallic outfit 完全にする with two-インチ claws and see-through 削減（する）-outs for her breasts and 底（に届く）. Princess Leia she ain’t.

Although it did leave us mere mortals wondering how she manages, in that get-up, to go to the loo. Or maybe on 惑星 Arrakis ladies don’t need the ladies.

Warner Bros is to make a Harry Potter TV series based on J.K. Rowling’s 調書をとる／予約するs ― and she’ll be a 生産者. One in the 注目する，もくろむ for online trolls who attacked her over her sensible 見解（をとる）s about what it is to be a woman. 同様に as for Emma Watson and Daniel Radcliffe, the child 星／主役にするs who criticised those 見解（をとる）s. I’m not 推定する／予想するing parts for them in the new series.

The mother of 殺人d 十代の少年少女 Brianna Ghey is （選挙などの）運動をするing to get mindfulness taught in schools as ‘Brianna’s 遺産／遺物’. We understand why Esther feels the need to （選挙などの）運動をする and 持つ／拘留する on to her child’s memory. But I hope she also finds time to care for herself.

Esther Ghey?is （選挙などの）運動をするing to get mindfulness taught in schools as ‘Brianna’s 遺産／遺物’

Before …に出席するing the 開始 night of the Live 援助（する） musical, （頭が）ひょいと動く Geldof 攻撃する，衝突する支援する at （人命などを）奪う，主張するs he had a ‘white saviour コンビナート／複合体’ having raised ￡114 million for 飢饉救済 in Ethiopia in 1985. Sir （頭が）ひょいと動く rightly said: ‘黒人／ボイコット saviours, white saviours, green saviours, I’m with them all.’

Why DID 抗議する人 get 亡命?

Anti-イスラエル抗議する人 Heba Alhayek, who proudly wore a paraglider sticker celebrating Hamas’s October 7 テロリスト残虐（行為）, walked 解放する／自由な from 法廷，裁判所にもかかわらず存在設立する有罪の under the テロ行為行為／法令／行動する. Then it 現れるd she was given 亡命 status here after （人命などを）奪う，主張するing she fled Gaza under 脅し of 迫害 by . . . Hamas. Try getting your 長，率いる一連の会議、交渉／完成する that!

Comedian Paul Currie, who 恐らく口頭で乱用d an Israeli man who 反対するd to him 陳列する，発揮するing a Palestinian 旗, was supported by the 200-strong audience shouting, ‘get out’. Soho Theatre, which hosted the show, 非難するd his ‘appalling 活動／戦闘s’ and says he will never be 招待するd 支援する. The irony is Soho Theatre was once a synagogue.

Actress Sheridan Smith and adventurer Ben Fogle are the 最新の celebrities to whine about their struggles with ADHD. Crikey! If fidgeting, a 欠如（する） of 集中 and 存在 forgetful are the symptoms of this debilitating 条件 , 90 per cent of the 全住民 are undiagnosed 苦しんでいる人s ― 含むing me.