EPHRAIM HARDCASTLE: Andrew Lloyd Webber's composition （売買）手数料，委託（する）／委員会／権限d by King Charles fails to make it to 載冠（式）／即位（式） Day 周年記念日 祝賀s

By Ephraim Hardcastle for the Daily Mail

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Lord Lloyd-Webber, honoured with the Garter by King Charles after 減ずるing him to 涙／ほころびs with his 載冠（式）／即位（式） 国家, fails to strike a 全世界の／万国共通の chord with his 尊敬の印.?

仕事d by Charles with creating a piece of music to 競争相手 the still-成し遂げるd 作品 of Walton, Howells and Vaughan Williams from the 1953 栄冠を与えるing, it doesn't seem to have caught on.?

非，不，無 of Monday's 載冠（式）／即位（式） Day 周年記念日 musical 祝賀s at Westminster Abbey, St Paul's Cathedral or St George's Chapel will 含む Andrew's Make A Joyful Noise.?

'It must be hummable,' the King told the 作曲家, who 明らかにする／漏らすd that HM had 'goosebumps and 涙／ほころびs' when he heard it. Is the 国家, like the quiche which 取って代わるd 載冠（式）／即位（式） Chicken, to be consigned to 王室の history?

Andrew Lloyd Webber's composition commissioned by King Charles failed to make it to Coronation Day anniversary celebrations

Andrew Lloyd Webber's composition （売買）手数料，委託（する）／委員会／権限d by King Charles failed to make it to 載冠（式）／即位（式） Day 周年記念日 祝賀s

Tasked by Charles with creating a piece of music to rival the still-performed works of Walton, Howells and Vaughan Williams, it doesn't seem to have caught on

仕事d by Charles with creating a piece of music to 競争相手 the still-成し遂げるd 作品 of Walton, Howells and Vaughan Williams, it doesn't seem to have caught on

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George Galloway, embarrassed by ITV's Good Morning Britain presenter Richard Madeley, who asked him about his 露骨な／あからさまの sycophancy に向かって Iraqi tyrant Saddam Hussein, 訴える手段／行楽地s to childish 報復.?

He tweets about Madeley's 1994 逮捕（する） and 無罪放免 for 万引: 'If I believed everything I read on the internet I'd think Richard Madeley stole two 瓶／封じ込めるs of シャンペン酒 and was a shoplifter,' mewls George. 'He isn't. He just forgot to 支払う／賃金 for them.' Grow up, Galloway!

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Britain's Got Talent 裁判官 Simon Cowell 解任するs a 誇る by Richard Branson in 2012 that he would 飛行機で行く the contestants in his soon-to-be-開始する，打ち上げるd 宇宙船. 'I 断言する to God he said, 'We'll sponsor the show and the first 行為／法令／行動する will appear in space,' 解任するs Simon. 'So I'm thinking, 'Perfect!' I kept calling him, 説, 'When's the 宇宙船 ready?' Never heard another word.' Grounded Beardie is still 星／主役にするing at the 星／主役にするs.

Richard Branson boasted to Simon Cowell that he would fly BGT contestants in his soon-to-be-launched spacecraft

Richard Branson 誇るd to Simon Cowell that he would 飛行機で行く BGT contestants in his soon-to-be-開始する，打ち上げるd 宇宙船

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War 特派員 Jeremy Bowen still bristles at the BBC's 検閲 of his 15- year-old 報告（する）／憶測 from Gaza, when an editor 反対するd to his description of the Israeli 軍の 占領／職業 as '残虐な'.?

'He said he'd rather I didn't call it 残虐な,' 解任するs Bowen. 'I said I'm not going to change my script; I thought, 'Screw him!' And then it went out and they had snipped the word '残虐な' out.'

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Why did curmudgeonly Brian Cox, 述べるing the prospect of a knighthood as 'b******s', 受託する a CBE in 2003? 'I did it out of 尊敬（する）・点 for my late sister who was a royalist. I thought it would be churlish to turn it 負かす／撃墜する.' You can always send it 支援する, Coxy!

Brian Cox accepted a CBE in 2003 'out of respect for my late sister who was a royalist'

Brian Cox 受託するd a CBE in 2003 'out of 尊敬（する）・点 for my late sister who was a royalist'

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Donny Osmond fan Ed Balls sang Love Me For A 推論する／理由 when he had the toothy warbler on Good Morning Britain.?

'I waited, thinking Donny was going to sing 支援する [the next line of the song] 'Let the 推論する／理由 be love,' 解任するs Balls. 'There was a pause and Donny said, 'Ed, let me do the singing.'

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