maybe I'm obsessing....

But can you tell me just what exactly jumping out of an airplane naked does to womens' breasts? Do I see actual inversion taking place? Can we all join together here for a moment in a group scream?

AS IF you might have to, remind me never to try this.

in honor of the halley challenge

I'll keep the next few brief.

Speaking of briefs...

These men are obviously unafraid of shrinkage.

Um, No.

Does any one really need real time conference coverage? Pin drops.

All or nothing blogger

Shelley does it in white. Outta sight.

Is there really anything else we need to know?

Apparently, Peeps don't spoil.

Why Yes, I have fallen off the face of the earth!

And it's very very dark out here. There are twinkley little things floating between my legs, which are either brightly lit testicles I somehow inherited during my fall off the face of the earth, or stars. Not sure which.

You may have heard the atmosphere exists sans gravity, out here, just southwest of the face of the earth. ON THE CONTRARY! Gravity is heavy as hell out here, and just now I'm falling like a freckled boulder at about six light years per second. I fully expect to hit bottom soon, so stay tuned.

In the mean time, watch where you step.

Kombinat! - not your father's conversation waste repurposer.

Kombinat!: "Listen. In Cluetrain = Markets are Converstions. In Kombinat! = Kombinat is The Market and Conversations are its byproduct. "