LIZ JONES: Finally, someone's fighting for the 権利 to have a muffin 最高の，を越す?

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So now we know. The 推論する／理由 movie 星／主役にするs and models bounce 支援する into 形態／調整 after having a baby is because they didn’t 現実に give birth at all. They stuffed the Alaia with a pillow and 雇うd a surrogate instead.

A Los Angeles doctor （人命などを）奪う，主張するs that a number of 井戸／弁護士席-known 患者s have 偽のd 存在 妊娠している. Dr Vicken Sahakian made his 発覚 in Thursday night’s TLC 文書の, Making Babies.

He said: ‘If your looks have something to do with your income… you are better off using a surrogate and 存在 a mother and a career woman at the same time.’

It was good news last week when Essena O’Neill, an Australian 十代の少年少女 with 612,000 Instagram 信奉者s, やめる the social マスコミ 壇・綱領・公約, 述べるing it as ‘contrived perfection made to get attention’

商業の surrogates, or ‘gestational 運送／保菌者s’, have no genetic link with the parents, and are paid up to £20,000 (商業の surrogates are 違法な in the UK).

A number of movie 星／主役にするs have in the past 認める using a surrogate and we can only guess at how many others have 内密に done the same. And we can only guess at why getting someone else to grow your baby is より望ましい to 可決する・採択するing one. Perhaps it’s the 同等（の） of choosing a couture dress or one from Oxfam.

But we can see why Victoria’s Secret models, who don’t even drink water for days before the 年次の catwalk show in 事例／患者 they bloat, wouldn’t want stretch 示すs. Just as Stephen 強硬派ing’s brain is his meal ticket, so a supermodel’s enviably spherical breasts, which show no 調印する of デフレ にもかかわらず the fact she has probably eaten いっそう少なく than 800 calories a day for her entire life, are her golden eggs.

This is just the 最新の subterfuge in a very, very long 名簿（に載せる）／表（にあげる） of how women working in the movie, fashion and beauty 産業s are making the 残り／休憩（する） of us feel substandard. This is how it 作品: if we feel good about ourselves, we don’t need to buy stuff. I’ve worked closely with a lot of these 星／主役にするs over the years, and you would not believe the tricks of the 貿易（する） they get up to ーするために 納得させる us mere mortals that they are perfect.

Nicole Kidman, on a cover shoot, put chicken fillets in her bra. Ren?e Zellweger’s scalp needed airbrushing, as the diet pills made her bald. Heidi Klum 主張するd I airbrush the wrinkles around her 注目する，もくろむs. Of all the women I’ve put on glossy covers over the years, only Sade and Famke Janssen were happy to leave their 欠陥s 損なわれていない (isn’t it telling that when you Google the 星／主役にする of X-Men and Taken, what comes up first is ‘Famke Janssen age’?).

I imagine that most women these days understand that magazine covers, movie posters and beauty adverts are as far 除去するd from reality as a 絵 (Vanity Fair photographer Annie Leibovitz 認める as much last week, 追加するing that she didn’t airbrush Caitlyn Jenner as he/she has already had so much work done), but do we also understand that all those vlogs and Instagram postings are also lies?

I’ve long had Instagram envy of a man who used to be my friend: the over-the-最高の，を越す Christmas tree in the curve of a 石／投石する staircase, the stable yard 完全にする with mud-解放する／自由な thoroughbreds, the Aston ツバメ. But then I Google Earthed his country pile and it was 非難する-bang next to a 二重の carriageway. The 社債 car was borrowed.

I imagine that most women these days understand that magazine covers, movie posters and beauty adverts are as far 除去するd from reality as a 絵

Essena: I salute you. Malala Yousafzai might have a movie and a Nobel prize for having stood up for the 権利s of girls in Pakistan to have an education. Essena is standing up for the 権利s of girls in the West to have muffin 最高の，を越すs and porridge tummies

So you see normal people, not just Kim Kardashian, now airbrush their lives. So it was good news last week when Essena O’Neill, an Australian 十代の少年少女 with 612,000 Instagram 信奉者s, やめる the social マスコミ 壇・綱領・公約, de scribing it as ‘contrived perfection made to get attention’. She told her fans that she made a living marketing 製品s: ‘2,000 Australian dollars a 地位，任命する. EASY.’

She rewrote one caption of herself in a bikini: ‘See how relatable my captions were: 戦略の 提起する／ポーズをとる, 押し進めるd-up boobs. I just want younger girls to know this isn’t candid life, or 冷静な／正味の or inspirational.’

Essena: I salute you. Malala Yousafzai might have a movie and a Nobel prize for having stood up for the 権利s of girls in Pakistan to have an education. Essena is standing up for the 権利s of girls in the West to have muffin 最高の，を越すs and porridge tummies.

Both 問題／発行するs are 平等に important.

P.S.?

On Wednesday at 8pm, my 古代の Romanian 救助（する） dog, Hilda, 消えるd from my garden. On Thursday, a 農業者 spotted her in his field, on the opposite 味方する of the 激怒（する）ing River Swale. On Friday night, having searched for two days and nights, I rang Swaledale Mountain 救助（する） Team. Although as a 支配する they only 救助（する） humans, they put the word out. Half an hour later, team leader Steve called me 支援する: ‘A group of trained volunteers will 会合，会う you on the 橋（渡しをする） in Low 列／漕ぐ／騒動 at 9am on Saturday.’ He was as good as his word: ten volunteers, two sniffer dogs and an hour later, Ian, one of the dog-handlers, spotted Hilda 近づく the river bank: 長，率いる 負かす／撃墜する, plodding, depressed. He wrapped her in 失敗させる／負かす, and placed her in my 武器. What amazing men and women. What a lucky little dog…