Snow flurry fails to 原因（となる） travel 大混乱! CRAIG BROWN brings you the headlines that you're ありそうもない to see

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After the seemingly implausible headline ― Jeremy Clarkson 明らかにする／漏らすs Pride In His 炭素-中立の Oxfordshire Farm ― appeared in a newspaper, here are other headlines you might have 行方不明になるd...?

Ignorant Person Thinks Twice Before Calling 無線で通信する Phone-In

Jacob Rees-Mogg To Model Speedo Swimwear

Dawkins: Christmas Isn’t Christmas Without A Crib

テレビ視聴者 Recognises 関係者 On TV Celebrity Show

Shark 避けるs Bathers: ‘港／避難所’t You Heard? I’m A Veggie’

One of the headlines you might have 行方不明になるd is Jacob Rees-Mogg To Model Speedo Swimwear. 保守的な MP Mr Rees-Mogg? (left) is pictured with? 労働 leader Jeremy Corbyn

Trump Has 静かな Day, Just Mooches Around

Child Looks Up From 動きやすい Phone To 迎える／歓迎する 年輩の Relation

Gordon Ramsay Says Please

大臣 明らかにする／漏らすs 目的 Of HS2

Spice Girls Call It A Day

現れるing from Oven, Dish Looks Just Like It Did In The Cookbook Photo

Actress Fails To Cry While 受託するing Award

Middle 老年の Man Fails To Mime Words To Himself While Dancing To Rolling 石／投石するs Song At Party

Party Clown Amuses Children

Slight Snow にわか雨 Fails To Spread Travel 悲惨

Kim Kardashian Enjoys 静かな Night In

Trump Builds 塀で囲む, But Prefers It As It Was

Slight Snow にわか雨 Fails To Spread Travel 悲惨. Pictured, snowmen on a train

無線で通信する 4 You and Yours の間の viewee Forgets to Call for 緊急の 法律制定

Alexa: ‘How Should I Know?’

God: ‘I Believe In Dawkins’

Catwalk Model Smiles

Robbie Williams: ‘But Then Again Who Really Needs an 地下組織の Fitness Centre?’

Child Remains Unkidnapped In Netflix 演劇

Mary Berry 攻撃するs Out

After a Fortnight, New Umbrella Remains Unlost

ヘリコプター Takes Off, Lands 安全に

Ryanair 乗客 支払う／賃金s いっそう少なく Than 推定する／予想するd

Oxbridge 卒業生（する） Fails To について言及する It

New Sculpture Looks やめる Like 支配する

Ringo 最高の，を越すs Favourite Beatle 投票

BBC Question Time Panellist 収容する／認めるs: ‘I 港／避難所’t A 手がかり（を与える）’

Travel Writer Discovers Foreign City That Is Not Made Up Of Contradictions

EastEnders Character Fails to Say ‘I’ll See Myself Out’ Before 出口ing

Theresa May 始める，決めるs （人が）群がる On 解雇する／砲火／射撃

Kitten On YouTube Attracts No テレビ視聴者s

Other headlines 含む Trump Has 静かな Day, Just Mooches Around and Spice Girls Call It A Day. Picture, US 大統領 Donald Trump and 権利. The Spice Girls

Actress Pictured On Beach Leaves A Lot To The Imagination

Church Roof In Good Order, Needs No Money Spent On It

Netflix Serial 殺し屋 文書の Flops

Stand-Up Comedian 収容する／認めるs He Doesn’t Know Much About Politics

Two-Week-Old Remains Of Meal 設立する On Saucer At 支援する Of Fridge Are 首尾よく Re-Heated And Eaten

外交官／大使 Serves Ferrero Rocher To VIP Dinner Party

Contestant On The Greatest ダンサー Given Thumbs-負かす／撃墜する After Admitting: ‘I Don’t Have Learning Difficulties And My Nan Hasn’t Just Died’

‘It’ll Be Fascinating to Hear The Other Point Of 見解（をとる）,’ Says Student Union 長官.

Branson ロケット／急騰する 首尾よく 開始する，打ち上げるd

Crocodile 辞退するs To Eat Zebra While 存在 Filmed

Bald Pop 星／主役にする Appears Hatless On TV

Ant’s Ex-Wife Lets Bygones Be Bygones

Oligarch Happy Leaving Expensive New House As It Is

Chris Grayling Organises P***-Up In Brewery

Russell Brand: ‘Hey, That’s Enough About Me’

Seagull 辞退するs 半導体素子: ‘I Don’t Know Where It’s Been’

PR Tells Truth

Philip May Flounces Out, 需要・要求するing More Me Time

十代の少年少女s 辞退する Alcohol To 確実にする Success of Party

Politician On 無線で通信する 4 Today Programme Goes Five Minutes Without 説 ‘Binary’

Columnist 辞退するs To Make Mountain Out Of Molehill

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