JANA HOCKING: I've learnt the '甚だしい/12ダース' secret to 匂いをかぐing out a sexy 選び出す/独身 man - and it explains why I keep 落ちるing for tradies, 農業者s and gym junkies
< !-- CWV -->I have a 自白… I kinda get turned on by a bloke's BO.?
I know it sounds 甚だしい/12ダース, but once upon a time I 時代遅れの a tradie and I couldn't get enough of his 'fresh from a day's work' scent.?
If I had to 述べる his aroma, I would say it was one part sweat, one part engine oil, and just a hint of Lynx deodorant. I think I subconsciously 設立する it very alpha-like. Here was a man who had been using his 団体/死体 to 肉体的に earn an income, and all I 手配中の,お尋ね者 to do was 引き裂く his 着せる/賦与するs off.
I felt a very 類似の attraction to a 農業者 I 時代遅れの a few years ago. Sure he looked 削減(する) after a にわか雨, but give me the bloke who had just walked in the door after moving 200 sheep to another paddock and 直す/買収する,八百長をするd a couple of 盗品故買者s over the other 見解/翻訳/版 any day.?
So am I weird? Turns out I'm definitely not.??
Jana Hocking (above) 収容する/認めるs that she gets turned on by a bloke's BO - and sh e's not the only one?
In my never-ending 追求(する),探索(する) to try and 人物/姿/数字 out men and there funny ways, I've managed to つまずく across a new 熟考する/考慮する that 明らかにする/漏らすs a lot about these strange and mysterious creatures - and my attraction to BO.??
An online 科学の 定期刊行物 called Frontiers in Psychology has discovered that 選び出す/独身 men give off a different ? and more powerful - scent to males in 関係s. Yep, and it turns out we women can 匂いをかぐ them out.
'How?' I hear you shout. 井戸/弁護士席, it's 現実に pretty darn simple, you look for the one with the stinkiest BO.??
によれば science, men who are 選び出す/独身 have more testosterone because they are in 競争 for a partner. Therefore, 選び出す/独身 men have more 団体/死体 odour. 反して the coupled-up lads tend to have lower testosterone which 許すs them to 持続する a 社債 with their beloved. So, to put it 簡単に, they're not so stinky. Huh!
This also explains why I feel やめる randy at the gym. Turns out there's testosterone 飛行機で行くing all over the place. No wonder people choose to spend so much time there. If only that testosterone scent could be 匂いをかぐd through the 広大な 量 of gym selfies blokes put on their dating profiles. Rather then us women swiping left out of pure cringe, we might 現実に give them a go.
Turns out it's all about the scent, says Jana
And thankfully, I'm not the only one who thinks like this. In fact, it's very ありふれた amongst women. 研究員s at the University of California at Berkeley said 女性(の)s who 匂いをかぐd a 化学製品 設立する in male sweat experienced elevated levels of an important hormone, along with higher 性の arousal, faster heart 率 and other 影響s.
Now don't 嘘(をつく) ladies, there's nothing hotter then snuggling up to a bloke after a romp and taking in a whiff of their 団体/死体 sweat. Gives me tingles just thinking about it…
Now on the flip 味方する of that, men can 明らかに smell when women are horny. によれば 研究 from the University of Kent men can 現実に distinguish between the scent of a woman who is turned on and one who is 'not in the mood'. As an 追加するd 特別手当, the findings 示唆する that men are more attracted to women who smell horny. 本気で, when the guys took a 匂いをかぐ of the 見本s of horny women's sweat it literally made them 誘発するd.
If only that testosterone scent could be 匂いをかぐd through the 広大な 量 of gym selfies blokes put on their dating profiles, says Jana?
Umm… should I start 瓶/封じ込めるing up my sweat when I'm horny and start using it as perfume? I could be on to a million-dollar idea here.
Now while this is all very exciting, and has got us all 調印 up for triathlons, let's 直面する the facts. There are some serious 取引,協定 breakers that can make that scent irrelevant.
For me, they 含む bad breath (本気で blokes why do you 避ける the dentist?), bad manners, a dislike of dogs, and the use of baby 発言する/表明するs (特に in the bedroom eww!). You could be the smelliest, muskiest man in the room, but 攻撃する,衝突する me with a bad 事例/患者 of halitosis and I am out of there.
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