ITTEFAQ NAMA: A fictitious diary of Nawaz Sharif
総理大臣 Nawaz Sharif is 'in the middle and muddle of it all'
See it, meray aziz humwatno. Dekh lo! Once again, generals are doing their own wishes in metter of Musharraf. La 適用するs only to 政治家，政治屋s, 新聞記者／雑誌記者s and aam admi. No la 適用するs to generals.
手錠s 適用する only to 政治家，政治屋s, 新聞記者／雑誌記者s and aam admi. No 手錠s 適用する to generals.
Banishment 適用するs only to 政治家，政治屋s, 新聞記者／雑誌記者s and aam admi. No banishment 適用するs to generals.
死刑 適用するs only to 政治家，政治屋s, 新聞記者／雑誌記者s and aam admi. No 死刑 適用するs to generals.
And here I am, in the middle and muddle of it all. I sent them message that we cannot continue to play cat and mouse.
Musharraf must be produced in 法廷，裁判所. They sent message 支援する that we will 会合，会う you at 1600 hours at GHQ, Rawalpindi, Islamic 共和国 of Pakistan.
Of course I didn't go. They sent message at 1700 hours by Blackbarry Mssinger.
"Where you are?" I replied by Blackbarry Mssinger, "What's to you?"
Next day was twenty thud March, Pakistan Day. Faujis started marching up and 負かす／撃墜する 憲法 Avenue, blaring from loud （衆議院の）議長s, "Atten SHUN".
I told Defence 大臣 Khawaja Asif, "tell them they can carry on shotting '
Attention'. It is use lass. I have Attention 赤字 Disorder, hain ji".
Then Chory Nisar and Shbaz Saab 示唆するd that I should make 好意／親善 gesture.
So I 招待するd several retired generals to tea. I told them I was going to 提案する their 母校 for this year's No Bell Peace Prize.
They all gave me dagger looks.
"Have a sense of humour," I said, "and let's 提起する／ポーズをとる for photograph. We'll make a Get 井戸／弁護士席 Soon card of it and caption it: 'All The Old Jokes Together Again'".
Chory Saab and Shbaz Saab said I needed to do more. So I sent generals a message by Blackbarry Mssinger: "Our country is your country. Please be reasonable".
Their reply （機の）カム: "If your country is our country, 手渡すs off our 所有物／資産／財産".
After that, I rang up 総理大臣 Manmohan Singh and told him whole sorry sarson ka saga. He said, "Oh 売春婦, terrible, Mian Saab. My generals are angels".
I said: "You're lucky Sardar Saab. 地雷 are still alive."
