BLACK DOG: High noon for Boris and Tom
The 反目，不和 between Tory MP Tom Tugendhat and Boris Johnson shows no 調印する of abating.
Tugendhat, the 急速な／放蕩な-rising chairman of the ありふれたs Foreign 事件／事情／状勢s 委員会, thinks Boris is a clown.
The Foreign 長官, for his part, thinks Tugendhat is an upstart.
After weeks in 追跡, Tugendhat has finally 説得するd Boris to appear before his 委員会 on Wednesday.
One 閣僚 大臣 tells Dog acidly: ‘Boris is 脅すd because Tom 現実に knows about 外交政策’.
Tom Tugendhat, pictured left, the 急速な／放蕩な-rising chairman of the ありふれたs Foreign 事件／事情／状勢s 委員会, thinks Boris, pictured 権利, is a clown
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George Osborne’s fury at Theresa May for 溝へはまらせる／不時着するing him after the EU 国民投票 has yet to abate.
The former （ドイツなどの）首相／（大学の）学長 ? now editor of the Evening 基準 ? was told by a newspaper vendor の近くに to his office: ‘You’ve really got it in for her, 港／避難所’t you, George!’ His ominous 返答? ‘I’m not finished yet.’
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Ed lends Ruth recipe for Bake Off glory?
Ed Balls is giving Scottish Tory leader Ruth Davidson tips ? on how to 勝利，勝つ Bake Off.
After 審理，公聴会 that Davidson will appear on a charity special of the show, ex-労働 大臣 Balls ? who followed a （人が）群がる-pleasing run on 厳密に Come Dancing with a turn on Bake Off (pictured 権利) ? said: ‘She has really got to read the recipe, as I learned to my cost.’
Balls impressed Mary Berry with a 非常に高い ski jump cake, only to be 投票（する）d 負かす／撃墜する on his pies.
‘The 裁判官s are very intolerant of soggy 底（に届く）s,’ he 解任するs.??
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News that Nick Clegg will not be contesting his old Sheffield Hallam seat ? which will be up for 得る，とらえるs again if 労働’s Jared O’Mara 衝突，墜落s out over his sexist 乱用 ? will be a 救済 to some 地元の 自由主義の 民主党員s.
They used to dread 会合s with Cleggie’s high-飛行機で行くing lawyer wife, Miriam Gonzalez Durantez.
‘She’s so grand we call her “the Queen”,’ was one （民事の）告訴.
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Steve’s naked passion
A 訪問者 to Brexit 大臣 Steve パン職人’s office was taken aback after asking him: ‘Where do your Brexit 見解（をとる）s come from?’
Anti-EU firebrand パン職人 undid his shirt, thrust his を引き渡す his heart, leaned 今後 and replied with a trembling: ‘From 深い inside here.’
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Rising 保守的な 星／主役にする Nadhim Zahawi can barely walk after 絡まるing with Liverpudlian fellow Tory MP Gillian Keegan in a charity 車椅子 basketball match at Trafalgar Square.
‘I tried to 引き裂く the ball off her and she turned into a whirling dervish with 肘s 飛行機で行くing,’ he said. ‘I’ve been in agony ever since.’
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He might be ahead in the 投票s but Jeremy Corbyn’s frontbench 同僚s 明確に still don’t take him 本気で.
Jezza’s 週刊誌 影をつくる／尾行する 閣議s are so sparsely …に出席するd that, before last Tuesday’s 開会／開廷／会期, he wrote to all members ordering them to stop playing truant. To no avail.
‘The room was still almost half-empty,’ says Dog’s mole.
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