SATURDAY matinees will soon be a thing of the past for Wisey when Keegan's dropped into the lions' den
LISTEN for the 衝突，墜落 as Terry 会合，会うs his old mate Eboue again
WHY does sulky Berbatov never get subbed - is Ramos 脅すd of him?

Kevin Keegan looks about as comfortable as a one-武装した 強盗 hanging

from the 辛勝する／優位 of a cliff who suddenly develops an itch.

He was not to born to be Newcastle 経営者／支配人 a second time and it cannot

be long before Dennis Wise is transferred from the Lion King into the

lions' den.

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Wise, who was recently spotted seeing the Lion King musical (Hatchet

Man 率ing: 10 out of 10) in London's West End while the club were

fighting relegation could be forgiven for believing the whole Newcastle experience is like one bad show.

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But in that second half against Birmingham, with the team 追跡するing

1-0, perhaps the shoots of 回復 began to sprout.

A cohesive second-half 業績／成果, 含むing a rare goal from Michael

Owen, might have just put the ブレーキs on the runaway train.

One point is no 推論する／理由 for throwing a big party, but they created

chances and played as a team. It was an important point and one that

might 奮起させる more.

The 黒人／ボイコット and white beast may have been saved from 絶滅 just in

time but Wise should keep his Saturdays 解放する／自由な. Just in 事例／患者.

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It can only end in 涙／ほころびs. John Terry 苦しむd a broken ankle the last time they met, when Emmanuel Eboue's dangerous late 取り組む put him in hospital.

Now, as Chelsea and 兵器庫 準備する for a re-match, with the two teams 長，率いる-to-長，率いる at the 最高の，を越す of the （米）棚上げする／（英）提議する, you would think the game would be awarded to a strong 審判（をする）.

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That 取り組む

示す Clattenburg has not had a good season. He made the wrong call on the Dirk Kuyt kung-fu kick in the Merseyside derby, when he lost 支配（する）／統制する of the game and had to be told by Steven Gerrard who to send off.

Now he has been given the powderkeg 衝突／不一致 between Chelsea and 兵器庫 this 週末 and Steve Bennett will take 告発（する），告訴（する）／料金 of Manchester 部隊d versus Liverpool.

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Beckham

Howard Webb, the best 審判（をする） in the country, is nowhere to be seen, because Keith Hackett doesn't want to make a celebrity of one 公式の／役人 after Graham 投票 became king of the cards.

If Clattenburg is the next best 審判（をする） after Webb then we really are in trouble. How about a red card sweepstake for Sunday?

Take a look at some kung-fu football even Clattenburg couldn't 行方不明になる:

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On the 支配する of 公式の／役人s, why do 審判（をする）s find it so 平易な to give 解放する／自由な-kicks outside the area for a Maggie Forbes (さもなければ known as a Gentle Touch), but when the heat is on in the box, they 瓶／封じ込める the big calls?

A foul is a foul.

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Robbie Keane has been 代用品，人d in seven of the last eight games. We don't like to see stroppy tantrums but he might just have a point.

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Does Ramos have a problem with his captain, because it seems like he is giving sulky Dimitar Berbatov preferential 治療?

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James

Seeing Eduardo limping around on crutches before Middlesbrough's game at the 首長国s on Saturday 行為／法令／行動するd as a 思い出の品 of how much 兵器庫 are 欠如（する）ing in firepower.

ツバメ Taylor's 取り組む might just have been the moment the トロフィー was inadvertently kicked from their しっかり掴む.

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Gentle - Forbes

A bad 週末 for David Beckham. When Fabio Capello's 権利-手渡す man travels 10,000 miles to watch you play and doesn't stop to say "hello" perhaps it's time to realise it's all over, old son.

Tattoo with number 99 on it, anyone?

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In the East End of London, where they have a good habit of 解除するing players from Barking and Beckton, they have 任命するd a Director of Football from Brescia.

West Ham, the club that least needs a foreigner to 長，率いる up its player 新規採用, have followed the typical 傾向, because everyone else is.

You can hear it now. "England has one, Ireland has one, even Manchester City has one. Why can't we have our own Italian?"

I am shaking my 長，率いる so hard, it feels like it will 落ちる off.

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To Fratton Park, where David James saves, Glen Johnson 攻撃する，衝突するs a 素晴らしい 60-yard pass and Jermain Defoe 高く弓形に打ち返すs a 発射 into the 支援する of the 逮捕する for his sixth goal in six games.

Fabio Capello was watching … and who said there are no English players left in the foreign fields of the 首相 League?

Excellent work from Portsmouth.

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I am 有罪の of maybe getting carried away about Fernando Torres and Javier Mascherano, two of my favourite 現在の players.

After all, you must 推定する／予想する them to be good, given that the pair cost not much いっそう少なく than £50million! Even some big 首相 League clubs have to build a team for that sort of money, like Everton.

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Some of Manchester City's most ardent 支持者s believe Nedum Onuoha, another player from their impressive 生産／産物 line, is a better bet than Micah Richards. If that's true, we should keep an 注目する，もくろむ on them as a team for the 未来.

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平易な, 平易な, 平易な. I enjoyed our web 雑談（する） yesterday and will be 支援する for more in the 未来, 特に after 存在 given such an 平易な ride. Thought you lot were tougher than that. Wimps.

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