A 戦争の arts film that thankfully isn't in 3D

By Chris Tookey for MailOnline
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判決: Moronic

率ing: Turkey

Director James McTeigue made arguably the most preposterously 薄暗い-witted film of 2006 in V For Vendetta, but his 最新の, Ninja 暗殺者, is not even enjoyably bad.

It's a 一連の 貧しく lit fights, in which people you don't know 虐殺（する） each other while 偽の 血 spurts everywhere.

The script is laughably solemn, with lines like 'The breath I take after I kill you will be the first breath of my life' and '証拠不十分 強要するs strength, betrayal 需要・要求するs 血'.

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More like a にわか雨: Korean pop 星／主役にする Rain is the main ninja in Ninja 暗殺者

Naomie Harris 苦しむs the humiliation of playing the obligatory 西部の人／西洋人 saved by the good ninja 暗殺者 from the bad ones.

Not that it's 平易な to 位置／汚点／見つけ出す the difference, or remotely possible to care.

The 主要な／長／主犯 ninja is played by a Korean pop 星／主役にする called Rain, though 事実上の／代理-wise he's more of a にわか雨.

For a film about silent 暗殺者s, it's phenomenally noisy. But if you're into 断言するing, decapitation and sliced-off 四肢s, and your brain has been 減ずるd to mush by sitting in 前線 of violent ビデオ games, this is the movie for you.

I suppose the 残り／休憩（する） of us should be 感謝する that the 飛行機で行くing 団体／死体 parts aren't in 3D.

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