Tom Hollander's hilarious 'life in the day' column that 詳細（に述べる）s peeing in the dark and masturbating resurfaces in the wake of Gregg Wallace's 広範囲にわたって-mocked Saturday schedule
Tom Hollander's epic 'A life in the day' column has gone viral after resurfacing in the wake of Gregg Wallace's?広範囲にわたって-mocked Saturday schedule.
The British actor, 56, 詳細（に述べる）d his daily 決まりきった仕事 for The Sunday Times' 週刊誌 column in 2020 and left readers in hysterics?as he 詳細（に述べる）d peeing in the dark, taking sleeping pills and masturbating.
After Gregg, 59, gave fans an insight into his own schedule, which 含むd taking part in a 'no sweat' workout and spending hours playing historical war ビデオ games, readers were quick to dredge up Tom's 見解／翻訳／版.?
One X, 以前は Twitter, 使用者 was quick to 株: 'If you feel the need to decompress after reading the Day in the Life of Gregg Wallace, may I remind you of this masterpiece by Tom Hollander. E ntertaining for 完全に opposite 推論する／理由s.'?
Tom's column began by 明言する／公表するing:?'I wake up 一般に at 3 or 4am. Not because I’m like Margaret Thatcher, but because I need to pee.'?
Tom Hollander 's epic 'A life in the day' column from 2020 in which he 詳細（に述べる）d peeing in the dark, taking sleeping pills and masturbating has gone viral?
After Gregg Wallace gave an insight into his schedule, which 含むd a 'no sweat' workout and spending hours playing ビデオ games, readers were quick to dredge up Tom's 見解／翻訳／版
He continued: 'I pee in the 不明瞭 using my phone 審査する to illuminate the 的, then often take half a sleeping pill (antihistamine), turn on the World Service very 静かに and try to go to sleep.'?
After discussing 持つ／拘留するing his girlfriend in different positions, or the pillow if she is absent, he 診察するd his bald patch, 重さを計るs himself and pulls his stomach in.
And if that wasn't enough of an insight, he penned: 'The afternoon is time for hobbies and extracurricular activities.?
'If it’s sunny I might go for a cycle ride 負かす／撃墜する the canal, if it’s raining I might masturbate and doze, or 推測する on the 驚くべき／特命の／臨時の 不正 of Philip Green’s knighthood, or look at that app that tells you which celebrity you most 似ている (Tom Hardy).?
'いつかs I read long-form articles about the 崩壊（する） of western society and the 破壊 of the 惑星.'
As the hilarious column went viral on X, 使用者s were quick to 株: 'Read that as if he was still in character from the 厚い of It'; 'The repetition of the ‘持つ／拘留するing each other in different 形態／調整s’ made me cry. I have no idea why….';
'I knew he was nice, just not this ni ce'; 'A whole novel in one page. Brilliant, brilliant 令状ing'; 'So good. I feel better now... thank you!'; 'Tom Hollander, a 伝説の ‘day in the life of,’ to 元気づける us up from the insufferable Gregg Wallace…
'Bet old Gregg Wallace wishes he’d read Tom Hollander’s Day in the Life before he rashly dashed off and submitted his own one for 出版（物）'; 'Tom Hollander gets the joke. Gregg Wallace certainly does not'; 'yeah the Gregg Wallace day in the life is good but Tom Hollander remains undefeated.'?
One X 使用者 株d: 'If you feel the need to decompress after reading the Day in the Life of Gregg Wallace, may I remind you of this masterpiece by Tom Hollander'
It comes after Gregg left fans baffled after 解除するing the lid on his usual 週末 antics for The Telegraph s My Saturday column, explaining how he fills his day
It comes after Gregg?left fans baffled after 解除するing?the lid on his usual 週末 antics for The Telegraph's?My Saturday column, explaining how he fills his day between his 早期に wakeup and 8pm bedtime.?
明らかにする／漏らすing he doesn't indulge in a 週末 嘘（をつく）-in, Gregg kicks off his day at 5am, reading for an hour - 現在／一般に A Gentleman in Moscow by Amor Towles - before making himself a cup of coffee and checking the?調印する-up numbers for his health programme.
There's no more time to 残り／休憩（する）, however, as he has to stick to his five day a week workout 政権, 明らかにする／漏らすing he has 説得するd staff to open the gym half an hour 早期に for him every 週末 so he can enjoy a 私的な swim and sauna.?
Once members of the public start arriving (at the 訂正する time) Gregg makes a beeline for the treadmills where he 作品 に向かって his?50,000 steps a week goal but 主張するs there's 'no sweating.'?
He 公式文書，認めるd: 'I’m now 12 石／投石する [having lost five 石／投石する] and I have いっそう少なく than 18 per cent 団体／死体 fat and a six-pack, but I have a belly that bloats. I guess we all have our imperfections.'
Having worked up an appetite, but not a sweat, next on the to-do 名簿（に載せる）／表（にあげる） is breakfast, with Gregg 会合 his PA at the 地元の Harvester for breakfast ? which consists of bacon, sausage and fried egg.?
While he 認める people are often surprised to see him in the 予算 chain restaurant, he has 'never been disappointed' by the food, and is 特に fond of the 取調べ／厳しく尋問するd chicken and salad 妨げる／法廷，弁護士業.?
In contrast, he 公式文書，認めるd he has been let 負かす／撃墜する by the food on 申し込む／申し出 at several?three-星／主役にする Michelin restaurants around Europe.?
During breakfast, talk turns to 商売／仕事 with his PA as they juggle his MasterChef filming, 井戸／弁護士席-存在 商売／仕事 and new health and 井戸／弁護士席-存在 podcast, A Piece of Cake.
Speaking about his new healthy living podcast, Gregg mused: 'I love chatting to the 専門家s, but I’m やめる the 専門家 too, having been journalling, manifesting, goal-setting and reading self-help 調書をとる／予約するs for years.'
Seemingly blessed with a high metabolism, lunch comes just an hour and a half after his fry up, with Gregg's wife Anna, 38, 確実にするing food is on the （米）棚上げする／（英）提議する when he arrives home at midday.??
In his column, Gregg 明らかにする／漏らすd he has 説得するd staff to open the gym half an hour 早期に for him every 週末 so he can enjoy a 私的な swim and sauna before a 'no sweat' workout?
Having worked up an appetite, but not a sweat, next on the to-do 名簿（に載せる）／表（にあげる） is breakfast, with Gregg 会合 his PA at the 地元の Harvester for breakfast ? bacon, sausage and fried egg
Seemingly blessed with a high metabolism, lunch comes just an hour and a half after his fry up, with Gregg's wife Anna, 38, 確実にするing lunch is on the （米）棚上げする／（英）提議する when he arrives home at midday
After lunch comes 質 time with his four-year-old son, Sid, who’s 非，不，無-言葉の autistic but has 'started to 捜し出す company and show 注目する，もくろむ 接触する'
After lunch comes 質 time with his?four-year-old son, Sid, who’s 非，不，無-言葉の autistic but has 'started to?捜し出す company and show 注目する，もくろむ 接触する.'?
Speaking candidly about his 関係 with his youngest child, Gregg - who has two adult children Tom, 29, and Libby, 26, with his?ex-wife Denise - 株d: 'I’m a much better father now I’m older, although another child isn’t something that I would have chosen at my age.?
'I was always very honest with Anna, but it’s what she 手配中の，お尋ね者 and I love her. I just requested two things ? that we had help in the house (so her mum moved in), and secondly that we had at least one week a year when we holidayed just the two of us.'
After an hour and a half of 質 time with Sid, Gregg then indulges in two hours of me-time.?
As an 'amateur historian' and ビデオ game fan, he likes to lock himself away in his home office at 3pm playing Total War Saga: 王位s of Britannia, 始める，決める in 878 AD.?
After 主要な the Norsemen, Saxons, and Gaels to victory he then 始める，決めるs about 準備するing dinner for his family.?
The restaurateur and?former greengrocer 明らかにする／漏らすd Anna takes on the main kitchen 義務s as he cooks for his family just once a week, typically a 取調べ／厳しく尋問するd fish dish from the fishmonger.?
He's also 部分的な／不平等な to making his own 'healthy' cheeseburgers, as takeaways are banned after his health 精密検査する.?
Alcohol is also 制限するd, with Gregg drinking twice a week, typically starting?off with a pint, then a ワイン, then a whisky or brandy, but 確実にするs he doesn't 'drink 過度に any more.'?
After his long day comes an 早期に bed time of 8pm, where he and Anna will either read or watch a film on his laptop because Gregg?'tried sitting on the sofa eating 薄焼きパン／素焼陶器s' but didn't find it '実行するing'.?
Sleep typically comes by 9pm.?
Gregg's Saturday 政権 quickly began 傾向ing on X, with baffled fans （人命などを）奪う，主張するing he was like Steve Coogan's comedy character, Alan Partridge
Gregg is kept busy?juggling MasterChef filming, 井戸／弁護士席-存在 商売／仕事 and new health and 井戸／弁護士席-存在 podcast, A Piece of Cake (pictured with MasterChef co-裁判官?John Torode)?
Gregg's Saturday 政権 quickly began 傾向ing on X, with baffled fans （人命などを）奪う，主張するing he was like Steve Coogan's comedy character, Alan Partridge.?
They penned: 'Catching up on Gregg Wallace’s magnificently Partridgian My Saturday.'; 'Gregg Wallace here with an article that would easily place him in the 最高の，を越す 分割 of LinkedIn’s most ridiculously egotistical contributors';
'I met Gregg Wallace once - I hasn’t to bump into him not once but twice within an hour in Manchester city centre and from our (n)艦隊／(a)素早いing interaction I’m not 完全に surprised by his Partridge-esque interview.';
'This is my favourite bit… amateur historian? #GreggWallace'; 'Ok, who is 開始 up their Fitness First 早期に to let in Gregg Wallace?'; 'How do we break it to Gregg Wallace that this isn’t 現実に what historians do?';
'“At 8pm it’s 薄焼きパン／素焼陶器s - and CHEESE” Gregg Wallace and Gromit'; 'Gregg Wallace. This has to be parody, surely?'; 'Can’t stop reading the Gregg Wallace thing. What a 旅行, every word is 絶対 incredible.';
'Imagine 存在 that person at the gym who has to get there half an hour 早期に so Gregg Wallace can have a 独房監禁 swim, or his PA that has to go to Harvester every Saturday morning and watch him eat his bacon and eggs';?
'Gregg Wallace: I wake up at the same time every morning. I'll read for an hour - 権利 now it's A Gentleman In Moscow by Amor Towles - then I'll make myself a coffee and check emails. Blur: PARK LIFE';
'Gregg Wallace tells the world his child was unplanned and spends more time playing computer games (two hours) than spending time with his autistic son (hour and a half). If I commented with my feelings on this, Twitter would 禁止（する） me.'?
