'But I am a real footballer!' David Beckham gets a ribbing in Cribs spoof for NFL sketch as he pretends to own gaudy mansion

Bless him, David Beckham's 技術s certainly 嘘(をつく) in football rather than 事実上の/代理.

But the sportsman definitely gave it his best 発射 in a Cribs spoof to be featured on NFL on Fox.

The 37-year-old takes centre 行う/開催する/段階 in the sketch - to be 空気/公表するd this 週末 - と一緒に comedian 略奪する Riggle, 始める,決める against the 背景 of a gaudy mansion which David (人命などを)奪う,主張するs is his.

'I am a real footballer!' David Beckham gets a ribbing in Cribs spoof for NFL sketch

'I am a real footballer!' David Beckham gets a ribbing in Cribs spoof for NFL sketch

Enormous! The fake mansion features a dining table so large that Rob Riggle had to shout at his guest

Enormous! The 偽の mansion features a dining (米)棚上げする/(英)提議する so large that 略奪する Riggle had to shout at his guest

The (映画の)フィート数 opens with The Hangover actor 略奪する taking the cameras on a guided 小旅行する of the palatial pad, introducing the 'マスコミ centre' which features a tacky four-poster bed.

He then 長,率いるs outside to the pool area, where a number of guests are bopping about with beach balls while others laze on sun loungers, before Riggle bumps into Becks.

A rather 混乱させるd David asks: 'Riggle, what's going on man? And who are all these people?'

Not seeing eye-to-eye: David has a fake fallout with comedian Rob Riggle

Not seeing 注目する,もくろむ-to-注目する,もくろむ: David has a 偽の fallout with comedian 略奪する Riggle

To which the Saturday Night Live 星/主役にする replies: 'Becks! Hey, I'm working for the NFL now so I made myself at home. They tell me some football player lives here.'

David explains the footballer in question is 現実に him: 'Some football player DOES live here. Me!'

But 略奪する quickly puts him 負かす/撃墜する, ridiculing his (人命などを)奪う,主張する: 'Ha, no no no. Like a 'real' football player.'

明白に put out by the 侮辱, David argues: 'I am a real football player.'

Not amused: David tries his hand at acting in the skit for Fox
Not amused: David tries his hand at acting in the skit for Fox

Not amused: David tries his 手渡す at 事実上の/代理 in the skit for Fox

Running for his life: Rob scarpers after David threatens to call the police < noscript> Running for his life: Rob scarpers after David threatens to call the police

Running for his life: 略奪する scarpers after David 脅すs to call the police

When 略奪する still doesn't believe him, Beckham 脅すs to call the police before Riggle runs off.

The Beckham's actual Beverly Hills home is said to dwarf the 偽の one, with TMZ 報告(する)/憶測ing it 対策 13,000 sq ft, and 誇るs six bedrooms, nine bathrooms and a large backyard.

David may have pretended to be 感情を害する/違反するd by not 存在 classed as a real footballer, but sitting on the 前線 列/漕ぐ/騒動 at New York Fashion Week last 週末 is hardly the stuff of a macho 競技者.

He was of course supporting wife Victoria though, who debuted her new collection in the Big Apple on Sunday at the highbrow event - with Anna Wintour and Maria Sharapova also in the audience.

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