The 顧客 ISN'T always 権利! Hilarious Instagram account 明らかにする/漏らすs VERY sassy 返答s owners give to 消極的な reviews, 含むing one who advised a diner that branded the food tasteless to 'get a Covid 実験(する)'

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A hilarious Instagram account revealed a series of funny takeout reviews and their sassy responses from owners, including one who advised a customer to get a Covid test after branding food 'tasteless'.?Takeaway Trauma shares screenshots from review websites like TripAdvisor, where customers post frank comments about their dining experience. Here, we reveal the funniest and most awkward responses...

A hilarious Instagram account 明らかにする/漏らすd a 一連の funny takeout reviews and their sassy 返答s from owners, 含むing one who advised a 顧客 to get a Covid 実験(する) after branding food 'tasteless'.?Takeaway 外傷/ショック 株 screenshots from review websites like TripAdvisor, where 顧客s 地位,任命する frank comments about their dining experience. Here, we 明らかにする/漏らす the funniest and most ぎこちない 返答s...

One reads: 'Shannon, please stop complaining because you want freebies and didn't want to pay. Learn to tell the truth. You made order, rang up after 20 minutes to say you wanted a refund but the food was already out. You then started to be abusive on the phone. Next time I'll send out a Bafta award.'

One reads: 'Shannon, please stop complaining because you want freebies and didn't want to 支払う/賃金. Learn to tell the truth. You made order, rang up after 20 minutes to say you 手配中の,お尋ね者 a refund but the food was already out. You then started to be abusive on the phone. Next time I'll send out a Bafta award.'

Another one reads: 'Hi Lilly, your food was delivered in 40 minutes. The driver gave it to you in your drive where you were found throwing up. Hope you got in ok'. Brutal!

Another one reads: 'Hi Lilly, your food was 配達するd in 40 minutes. The driver gave it to you in your 運動 where you were 設立する throwing up. Hope you got in ok'. 残虐な!

A lion never loses sleep over a sheep's opinion!?While many of the low-reviews are understandable, for reasons like the food arriving late, cold or not at all, they appear to have still riled up the owners of the establishments being reviewed, who have accused the reviewers of 'lying' or 'trying to get free food'.

A lion never loses sleep over a sheep's opinion!?While many of the low-reviews are 理解できる, for 推論する/理由s like the food arriving late, 冷淡な or not at all, they appear to have still riled up the owners of the 設立s 存在 reviewed, who have (刑事)被告 the reviewers of 'lying' or 'trying to get 解放する/自由な food'.

You lie! One owner got straight to the point in accusing the customer of lying about their dinner.

You 嘘(をつく)! One owner got straight to the point in 告発する/非難するing the 顧客 of lying about their dinner.

'Enjoy the rest of your life': One frank owner said they were shocked at the bad review after the customer enjoyed '8 dishes'.

'Enjoy the 残り/休憩(する) of your life': One frank owner said they were shocked at the bad review after the 顧客 enjoyed '8 dishes'.

R u killing me! Another owner said they drove eight miles to drop off takeout at 1am to an ungrateful customer.

R u 殺人,大当り me! Another owner said they drove eight miles to 減少(する) off takeout at 1am to an ungrateful 顧客.

To the point! Another owner advised getting a Covid test after a patron said the food was 'tasteless'.

To the point! Another owner advised getting a Covid 実験(する) after a patron said the food was 'tasteless'.

Ring up and apologize! One owner said this reviewer should apologize after angrily posting before the food arrived.

(犯罪の)一味 up and わびる! One owner said this reviewer should わびる after 怒って 地位,任命するing before the food arrived.

Did you have a bad day? One dessert shop owner said the customer complained after ordering an item that wasn't on the menu.

Did you have a bad day? One dessert shop owner said the 顧客 complained after ordering an item that wasn't on the menu.

We use big chicken! One confused customer said their meat couldn't be chicken due to its size, and then got a very sassy reply.

We use big chicken! One 混乱させるd 顧客 said their meat couldn't be chicken 予定 to its size, and then got a very sassy reply.

Next time we'll hire a racing driver! One takeout shop said the customer was 'too far away' for a quick order.

Next time we'll 雇う a racing driver! One takeout shop said the 顧客 was 'too far away' for a quick order.

We will give you free food! One restaurant said the driver h
ad 'eaten their order' and told the customer to come in.

We will give you 解放する/自由な food! One restaurant said the driver had 'eaten their order' and told the 顧客 to come in.

One dramatic customer said they had been ordering from a place for a year - despite it only being open five months.

One 劇の 顧客 said they had been ordering from a place for a year - にもかかわらず it only 存在 open five months.

Would you like that ice cream hot? A milkshake restaurant offered to boil their milkshake after getting a complaint about cold food.

Would you like that ice cream hot? A milkshake restaurant 申し込む/申し出d to boil their milkshake after getting a (民事の)告訴 about 冷淡な food.

Swearing ban! One owner denied being rude to their customers and said there's 'no swearing in his shop'.

断言するing 禁止(する)! One owner 否定するd 存在 rude to their 顧客s and said there's 'no 断言するing in his shop'.

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