'Stop いじめ（る）ing me!' Chris Christie struggles to see the funny 味方する as Joy Behar 取調べ／厳しく尋問するs him with fat jokes and Bridgegate barbs during ANOTHER 政治家，政治屋's roast

By David Martosko, U.S. Political Editor

Published: 21:34 BST, 8 April 2014 | Updated: 21:54 BST, 8 April 2014

TV personality Joy Behar playfully ripped into New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie during an April Fool's Day roast, lobbing fat jokes and Bridgegate barbs at him while an audience laughed along and Christie took a few 発射s at the co-host of 'The 見解（をとる）.'

The problem: Behar was supposed to be roasting someone else.

Christie, she said, 星／主役にするing at him, had had 'a few 堅い, 堅い weeks, 権利? ? don't look at me like that. You're 脅すing me! ? first the Velveeta 不足, and now the 橋（渡しをする） thing.'

'You know, when I first heard that he was （刑事）被告 of 封鎖するing off three 小道／航路s on the [George Washington] 橋（渡しをする）, I said, "What the hell is he doing, standing in the middle of the 橋（渡しをする）?" Behar deadpanned.

自由主義の TV host Joy Behar needled Chris Christie with fat jokes and Bridgegate barbs in a two-minute shtick on April Fool'??s Day, but she was supposed to be roasting another new Jersey 政治家 instead; The New Yorker surfaced a grainy ビデオ of the 交流

Before and after: Christie 重さを計るd an 概算の 100 続けざまに猛撃するs more in 2012 (L) than this year (R), だいたい 13 months after his gastric （競技場の）トラック一周-禁止（する）d 外科, a 手続き that 限界s how much he can eat

Joy Behar (R) has led a 自由主義の-leaning cast of The 見解（をとる） since 1997; the show's co-hosts 投げ上げる／ボディチェックするd softballs at 大統領 Barack Obama in 2012

Christie's 任命された人s are 直面するing heat for an 申し立てられた／疑わしい 計画／陰謀 to 的 an unsupportive Democratic 市長 by の近くにing off 入ること／参加（者） 小道／航路s to the George Washington 橋（渡しをする）, snarlin g his town's traffic for days.

The 知事 has 主張するd that he knew nothing of the 陰謀（を企てる）, but 連邦の 検察官，検事s have empaneled a 大陪審 to 調査／捜査する.

When Behar wasn't 爆破ing him over hte 橋（渡しをする） mess, she was chiding him for making a run at the White House, joking that he might only be 利益／興味d because 'it used to be the House of Pancakes.'

The April 1 event, first 述べるd online by The New Yorker, was held in 栄誉（を受ける） of former New Jersey Gov. Brendan Byrne. Christie was seated on the 演壇 next to the podium, and mixed it up with Behar once the 団体／死体 激突するs started coming.

Christie rose halfway out of his 議長，司会を務める in between Behar's jokes and leaned の近くに enough to the microphone for the （人が）群がる to hear him. 'This is a Byrne roast,' he jabbed.

While Christie still attracts zingers and sight gags 目的（とする）d at his girth, he has lost an 概算の 100 続けざまに猛撃するs since his gastric （競技場の）トラック一周-禁止（する）d 外科 in February 2013.

Other than the fat-guy archetype, the other that follows him relentlessly is the image of an 積極的な tormentor of his political adversaries.

Behar 掴むd on that hook when Christie rose to try and snatch her 公式文書，認める cards, 勧めるing her to move the bit along.

'Stop いじめ（る）ing me!' she 割れ目 d.

After a Christie retort that's inaudible on the grainy 独房 phone ビデオ surfaced by New Yorker reporter Ryan Lizza, Behar challenged him 長，率いる-on.

'Why don’t you get up here at the microphone instead of 存在 such a coward?' she にわか景気d.

Christie 強いるd the suddenly 縮むing would-be comic, 説, 'Is that what you're thinking? At least I don’t get paid for this.'

Behar 再開するd her 行為／法令／行動する, needling he 共和国の／共和党の 政治家 for his 大統領の aspirations.

'I really don’t know about the 大統領／総裁などの地位,' she mocked. 'Let me put it to you this way, in a way that you’d 高く評価する／（相場などが）上がる: You're toast.'

Behar has 動揺させるd the 神経s of 保守的なs for nearly 17 years on 'The 見解（をとる）,' once calling white Americans 'terrified' at the 選挙 of a 黒人／ボイコット 大統領，／社長 and wishing 率直に that former Gov. Mitt Romney's house would 燃やす 負かす／撃墜する so he would see the value of 拡大するd 政府

'I didn't know about this': Christie is under 解雇する／砲火／射撃 for his former 任命された人s' 明らかな 陰謀（を企てる） to の近くに 負かす／撃墜する traffic 小道／航路s entering the George Washington 橋（渡しをする） as political payback for a Democratic 市長 who didn't 是認する his re-選挙運動

'Ooh, you're so touchy,' she 追加するd once the （人が）群がる's 'oohs' and 'aahs' died 負かす／撃墜する.

'Not that I care. I don't give a shit. I mean, I don' t care how pissed off you are at these jokes, 知事, because ... I'm taking 集まり-輸送 home.'

Christie, as luck would have it, was next on the program to introduce another （衆議院の）議長.

'I love Joy Behar,' he said in a passive-積極的な moment. 'She's the best reader we've had up here so far.'

Behar has long roused the 怒らせる of 中心-権利 政治家，政治屋s, once wishing 率直に that 2012 共和国の／共和党の 大統領の 指名された人 Mitt Romney's house would be 減ずるd to ashes to teach him the folly of calling for 限られた／立憲的な 政府.

'I'd like to see his house 燃やす, one of his millions of houses 燃やすing 負かす／撃墜する,' she said on The 見解（をとる）. 'Who's he going to call, the Mormon 解雇する／砲火／射撃 patrol?'

She has also called home-schooled children 'demented' and （人命などを）奪う，主張するd that the 選挙 of 大統領 Barack Obama 'terrified' white Americans.

During Obama's 2010 外見 on 'The 見解（をとる）,' she asked the 大統領，／社長, 'Do you know CPR? Because you take my breath away.'

'Would you say that you are The MOST awesome' 大統領，／社長, she asked, 'or THE Most Awesome?'