'How to 迎える／歓迎する an Englishman the South African way' - the best of the Web's rugby jokes and picture gags

Last updated at 23:22 19 October 2007


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World cup viral

? JASON ROBINSON, Andrew Sheridan and Jonny Wilkinson are standing before God at the 王位 of Heaven.

God looks at them and says: "Before 認めるing you a place at my 味方する, I must first ask you what you believe in."

演説（する）／住所ing Robinson first, he asks: "What do you believe?"

Robinson looks God in the 注目する，もくろむ and 明言する／公表するs passionately: "I believe rugby to be the food of life.

"Nothing else brings such unbridled joy to so many people from the grim North to the 有望な lights of Twickenham.

"I have 充てるd my life to bringing such joy to people who stood on the terraces supporting their club."

God looks up and 申し込む／申し出s Robinson the seat to his left.

He then turns to Sheridan: "And you, Andy, what do you believe?"

Sheridan stands tall and proud: "I believe courage, honour and passion are the 根底となるs to life and I've spent my whole career 供給するing a living embodiment of those traits."

God, moved by the passion of the speech, 申し込む／申し出s Sheridan the seat to his 権利.

Then he turns to Wilkinson: "And finally you, Jonny, what do you believe?"

"I believe," says Jonny, "you are sitting in my seat."

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World cup viral

? BRIAN ASHTON takes the England squad out for training and tells everyone to assume their normal positions. So they all go and stand behind the goalposts and wait for the conver sion.

? HOW do you get a シャンペン酒 cork 支援する into the 瓶／封じ込める?

Ask any England 支持者 after tonight's game against South Africa.

? WHAT do you call 15 men watching the World Cup final? The All 黒人／ボイコットs.

? WHAT do you call an Australian at the World Cup final? Ref.

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New Zealand viral

? THERE'S a man sitting in the 前線 列／漕ぐ／騒動 at the World Cup final, but amazingly, there's an empty seat beside him.

Another man 位置／汚点／見つけ出すs it, goes up to him and says: "Do you mind if I sit here?"

"No, not at all," replies the first man. "It's my wife's seat, but she died recently."

"So why didn't you get one of your family to come?" asks the second man out of curiosity.

"They're all at the funeral," he says.

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