Blond, bombastic and with an ÃíÌܤ¹¤ë¡¤¤â¤¯¤í¤à for the ladies - it's Boris Trump! QUENTIN LETTS on the similarities between the US ÂçÅýÎÎ and BoJo
One is a blond, middle-Ϸǯ¤Î, paunchy ¿Í̱ÅÞ°÷ with an idiosyncratic way of speaking and a ¾ÚµòÉÔ½½Ê¬ for pretty women.
The other is Donald Trump.
One is a thumbs-upping, ¾òÌó-ÇË»º¤·¤¿¡¿¡Ê·Ù»¡¤¬¡Ë¼êÆþ¤ì¤¹¤ëing °¦¹ñ¼Ô who ±¿Æ°s his Âй³¼Ôs crazy with his ĩȯŪ¤Ê À¼ÌÀs.
The other is Boris Johnson.
If the similarities between U.S. ÂçÅýÎÎ Trump and our Foreign Ĺ´± were not already strong enough, this week Boris, on a visit to the ÌÀ¸À¤¹¤ë¡¿¸øÉ½¤¹¤ës, Ä󵯤¹¤ë¡¿¥Ý¡¼¥º¤ò¤È¤ëd for a photograph with the ÂçÅýÎΡÇs daughter Ivanka.


If the similarities between U.S. ÂçÅýÎÎ Trump (left) and our Foreign Ĺ´± (¸¢Íø) were not already strong enough, this week Boris, on a visit to the ÌÀ¸À¤¹¤ë¡¿¸øÉ½¤¹¤ës, Ä󵯤¹¤ë¡¿¥Ý¡¼¥º¤ò¤È¤ëd for a photograph with the ÂçÅýÎΡÇs daughter Ivanka


Don¡Çt tie me É餫¤¹¡¿·âÄÆ¤¹¤ë: ¾¡Íø¡¤¾¡¤Äd plays havoc with neckwear, but they¡Çre more worried about what¡Çs going on up ºÇ¹â¤Î¡¤¤ò±Û¤¹


Clowning about: Both like their grub, are poor listeners and bad at ¾ÜºÙ¡Ê¤Ë½Ò¤Ù¤ë¡Ë. But both have confounded Âй³¼Ôs who failed to take them Ëܵ¤¤Ç
True to form, the old charmer slipped a crafty arm °ìÏ¢¤Î²ñµÄ¡¢¸ò¾Ä¡¿´°À®¤¹¤ë her waist. Uh-oh! ¹ÔÊýÉÔÌÀ¤Ë¤Ê¤ë Trump must have done a ÆóÎÝÂÇ-take. This guy next to her. Was he the Limey ³°Ì³Âç¿Ã? Or was he Dad¡Çs ÃÄÂΡ¿»àÂÎ ÆóÎÝÂÇ?
Whether it¡Çs saluting ʼ»Îs, pointing at ¡Ê¿Í¤¬¡Ë·²¤¬¤ës or getting their custardy barnets blown in a ÈùÉ÷, Boris and Donald are bracingly terrible twins. Both like their grub, are poor listeners and bad at ¾ÜºÙ¡Ê¤Ë½Ò¤Ù¤ë¡Ë. When Boris was at the White House this week, staff must have been awfully º®Í𤵤»¤ëd.
Both were born in New York, in June ¡½ Donald in 1946, Boris in 1964. Those of you who follow À±¡¿¼çÌò¤Ë¤¹¤ë Ä´°õ¤¹¤ës will °ÌÃÖ¡¿±øÅÀ¡¿¸«¤Ä¤±½Ð¤¹ that makes them Geminis, i.e. ·¹¸þ¤¬¤¢¤ë to ¸ºß gregarious and quick-witted. ¾µÇ§¤¹¤ë, Donald¡Çs repartee may not ¤ä¤á¤ë be up to Oscar Wilde ´ð½às but he gives as good as he gets. Boris is a celebrated wisecracker.
Though ardent À¯¼£²È¡¤À¯¼£²°s of the people ¡½ Donald wants to ¡Ædrain the ²¡¤·´ó¤»¤ë¡¿¾ÂÃÏ¡Ç of America¡Çs political ¥¨¥ê¡¼¥È and Boris wants to ¡Ætake »Ù±ç¤¹¤ë »ÙÇۡʤ¹¤ë¡Ë¡¿ÅýÀ©¤¹¤ë¡Ç from snooty Brussels ¡½ both ¤¢¤é¤ì¡¿¾Þ»¿¤¹¤ë from ÆÃ¸¢d backgrounds.

Boris was a scholar at Eton and his father Stanley was a °æ¸Í¡¿ÊÛ¸î»ÎÀÊ-connected writer and gallivanter based in Manhattan when Boris was born

Donald¡Çs extrovert father, Fred, was a ½êÍʪ¡¿»ñ»º¡¿ºâ»º developer who relished powerful friendships. Both Boris and Donald took after their fathers but were doted on by their British-born mothers


¼êÅϤ¹ on heart: They¡Çve both been ¡Ê·º»ö¡ËÈï¹ð by ¶¥ÁèÁê¼ês of not always ¸ºß ´°Á´¤Ë straightforward with the facts
Boris was a scholar at Eton and his father Stanley was a °æ¸Í¡¿ÊÛ¸î»ÎÀÊ-connected writer and gallivanter based in Manhattan when Boris was born. Donald¡Çs extrovert father, Fred, was a ½êÍʪ¡¿»ñ»º¡¿ºâ»º developer who relished powerful friendships. Both Boris and Donald took after their fathers but were doted on by their British-born mothers.
Boris¡Çs mother Charlotte is an artist and Donald¡Çs mum, Mary Anne, was a crofter¡Çs daughter from Äߤ꤯¤µ¤Ó, Scotland, who as a child spoke English as a second language (Scots Gaelic was her first). Some critics say the same about her son. Most ÉÔ¸øÊ¿¤Ê!
Although Boris trumps Donald in the brains department ¡½ a Classics degree from Oxford versus real-¹¤¤ÃÏ½ê ½Ï¹Í¤¹¤ë¡¿¹Íθ¤¹¤ës at the University of Pennsylvania ¡½ both are ·¹¸þ¤¬¤¢¤ë to speaking first and thinking later.
On the hair Á°Àþ, Donald may favour an (a)¼ê¤Î¹þ¤ó¤À¡¿(v)¾Ü½Ò¤¹¤ë ŰÄìŪ¤ËÁܤ¹-over while Boris ruffles his locks. Neither of them is ¤ä¤á¤ë as hirsute as of old. It¡Çs the bald truth, boys.


Although Boris trumps Donald in the brains department ¡½ a Classics degree from Oxford versus real-¹¤¤ÃÏ½ê ½Ï¹Í¤¹¤ë¡¿¹Íθ¤¹¤ës at the University of Pennsylvania ¡½ both are ·¹¸þ¤¬¤¢¤ë to speaking first and thinking later


On the hair Á°Àþ, Donald may favour an (a)¼ê¤Î¹þ¤ó¤À¡¿(v)¾Ü½Ò¤¹¤ë com b-over while Boris ruffles his locks. Neither of them is ¤ä¤á¤ë as hirsute as of old. It¡Çs the bald truth, boys


I¡Çm number one: Neither¡Çs ever been ¡Ê·º»ö¡ËÈï¹ð of ·çÇ¡¡Ê¤¹¤ë¡Ëing self-belief.?Both have had TV careers, Mr Trump as frontman of America¡Çs The ¸«½¬¤¤¹©, Boris as presenter of history ʸ½ñ¤Îs and Have I Got News For You
Both have had TV careers, Mr Trump as frontman of America¡Çs The ¸«½¬¤¤¹©, Boris as presenter of history ʸ½ñ¤Îs and Have I Got News For You. It would be fair to say that they divided audiences but any TV À±¡¿¼çÌò¤Ë¤¹¤ë knows it is better to be talked about than to pass ignored.
Putting aside their tricky ´Ø·¸s with powerful women (Donald couldn¡Çt ÂѤ¨¤ë Hillary Clinton and Boris has his differences with Theresa May), we need to have a word about their love lives.
The former playboy ÂçÅýÎÎ has recently been ¡Ê·º»ö¡ËÈï¹ð of playing away from home with tempestuous Íò¤Î Daniels. Boris has °ï椹¤ëd more often than a mongrel on heat. Yet both have Å·¸õd these sex ¥¹¥¥ã¥ó¥À¥ës and both are lucky en ough to have forbearing spouses.
At the time of Îá¾õing, Melania (nee Knauss, rhymes with White House) is the third Mrs Trump and Marina (nee Wheeler, rhymes with ÇäÇã¶È¼Ô) is the second Mrs Johnson.
Last thing: Donald¡Çs forthright political style may be ´·½¬¤ËÊá¤é¤ï¤ì¤Ê¤¤, but the Korea ¾õ¶·¡¿¾ðÀª ¼¨º¶¤¹¤ës that it ºîÉÊ.
If Boris were our PM, who knows ¡½ what could he ãÀ®¤¹¤ë with Brexit?


My French friend: ÂçÅýÎÎs Trump and Macron get on famously, and now Boris wants to get in on the ¹Ô°Ù¡¿Ë¡Îá¡¿¹Ôư¤¹¤ë

Boris has °ï椹¤ëd more often than a mongrel on heat. Yet both have Å·¸õd these sex ¥¹¥¥ã¥ó¥À¥ës and both are lucky enough to have forbearing spouses

Taking the salute: Both are proudly °¦¹ñŪ¤Ê, though Boris only gave up his U.S. »Ô̱¸¢ after a ÀǶâ Îó¡¿Á椰¡¿Áûư


Dressed for dinner: But it looks like they both need to ºï¸º¡Ê¤¹¤ë¡Ë »Ù±ç¤¹¤ë a bit
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