Soapwatch: Jaci Stephen's ultimate insight into this week's soaps
- In 載冠（式）／即位（式） Street,?Simon is caught in a 解雇する／砲火／射撃 as 地元のs watch the 炎上s in panic
- Walford's 最新の 試みる／企てる at bizarre lovers in unconvincingly?Ian and ジーンズ??
- In Emmerdale, 米，稲 is 格闘するing with the 支配する if 耐える Wolf is his father
The idea of sailing/飛行機で行くing/riding off into the sunset when life gets 堅い is an 控訴，上告ing one to soapland folk.
In EastEnders, the most 正規の／正選手 避難民 in Albert Square was once Ronnie Mitchell, who, without carrying so much as a toothbrush, was always legging it 支援する to Spain.
Liz did the same last week in Corrie, to save Johnny and Jenny from 刑務所，拘置所.
Few people in Walford or Weatherfield have any idea there are countries other than Spain in Europe (or the world, come to that) and even those who do seem unconvincing: Corrie's Bethany, for example, who returned from Italy after years and couldn't even order a Cornetto.?
Peter's boat is 始める，決める on 解雇する／砲火／射撃 by a ハリケーン lamp in this week's 載冠（式）／即位（式） Street 居住（者）s watch it 燃やす in panic
I reckon she and Sarah never got その上の than a Manchester Pizza Hut.
EastEnders' Kaffy fled to Sarff Affrica, but since her return from the death she 偽のd there, she hasn't について言及するd 行方不明の the 見解（をとる）s or lifestyle (she was probably in another Pizza Hut the entire time).?
Goodness knows where Emmerdale's Andy Sugden is; he doubtless never even made his flight because a 地元の bundled him into a car boot.
CORONATION STREET: FLAMIN' HECK?
It's far? better to stay put than to 逃げる. Home is where the 支払う／賃金 cheque is.?What is it with Peter and 解雇する／砲火／射撃s??
In 2009, his flat was 始める，決める alight and Simon nearly died from smoke inhalation.?
Now, here Simon is again, this time on Peter's boat, which is 始める，決める on 解雇する／砲火／射撃 by a ハリケーン lamp and the 居住（者）s watch it 燃やす in panic.?
But is it 放火（罪） and is Simon still inside??
Peter is 確かな the 犯人 is Abi, after she drunkenly 告発する／非難するs him of 扱う／治療するing her 不正に
My question: is Simon a closet pyromaniac? Peter is 確かな the 犯人 is Abi, after she drunkenly 告発する／非難するs him of 扱う／治療するing her 不正に.
?But when Sarah discovers （映画の）フィート数 行方不明の from the factory CCTV that might have given 手がかり（を与える）s, what's Carla hiding?
?Why does the factory have CCTV anyway??The only thing 価値（がある） stealing is the kettle.
?Maybe Carla is a closet pyromaniac, too ? let's not forget that her own place went up in smoke.?
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What if Carla and Simon are in on it together??
The Bonnie and Clyde of Pyromaniacs 匿名の／不明の?
The tedium of 麻薬s/刑務所，拘置所 has returned with Clayton and it seems bad boys are suddenly de rigueur, with Tyler 上陸 a 職業 at the Bistro, too. Boooo-rrrr-ing!?
Please hurry up and bring 支援する that gorgeous Italian barber Andrea, who appeared last week! Short 支援する and 味方するs for me, please.
EASTENDERS: GO FRY YOURSELF, IAN
Soap is 大部分は 扶養家族 upon getting the 権利 pairings ? between friends, families, lovers ? but Walford's 最新の 試みる／企てる is utterly unconvincing: Ian and ジーンズ.?
本気で? ジーンズ is a very 極度の慎重さを要する, caring soul (though you wouldn't want to 株 a caravan with her for a week) and Ian is, 井戸／弁護士席... let's just say when he puts his foot in it, imagine a pair of Dr Martens on 速度(を上げる）.?
Having 感情を害する／違反するd ジーンズ last week, he 試みる／企てるs to put things 権利, but she wastes no time putting him in his place ? which should be in one of his own 深い fat fryers at the chippy.
Ian and ジーンズ become Walford's 最新の ありそうもない pairing in this week's EastEnders??
Masood has a 広大な／多数の／重要な idea ? why doesn't Kaffy come to Tamwar and Nancy's wedding in Australia??
Blimey, who'd take a middle seat on that flight??
Masood by himself, 広大な／多数の／重要な, but as a Masood and Kaffy 挟む, I'd be hitting the Mogadon before take-off.?
When Masood 示唆するs they move 負かす／撃墜する Under 永久的に, it's too much too soon (you're telling me: I'd have started with a fluffy koala toy and a DVD of Skippy The Bush Kangaroo and worked 上向きs).?
When he 手渡すs Kaffy a gift, will it be enough to 納得させる her to start a new life?
As the loc als 準備する to celebrate Valentine's Day, ツバメ 計画（する）s a romantic night out with Stacey.?
What will it take to put a smile on her 直面する??Extra apples from the 立ち往生させる?? Laughing gas, or corrective jaw 外科??
And get your tissues ready ? Dr Legg 脚s it.
EMMERDALE: BEARING UP?
I don't remember anyone 宣言するing a passion for 格闘するing before the 支配する of 米，稲's father maybe 存在 耐える Wolf cropped up.?
The only passion for the sport anyone has shown before is 存在 in the Woolpack 洗面所/cellar 格闘するing with one another.?
Will 米，稲 get the answers he 捜し出すs when he comes 直面する to 直面する with 耐える Wolf in Emmerdale this week?
Yet now there's a 格闘するing co nvention, which 米，稲 is disappointed to find is in a working men's club.
When he comes 直面する to 直面する with 耐える Wolf, will he get the answers he 捜し出すs?
?I hope one of the questions answered is: 'Why did the 衣装 department get you a whacking 広大な／多数の／重要な fur when I've been in this minging jacket for 20 years?'
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