New Yorker gives hilarious reaction to 存在 underwhelmed by solar (太陽,月の)食/失墜

One New York City man's 消極的な review of Monday's solar (太陽,月の)食/失墜 has gone viral, as he (人命などを)奪う,主張するd it was '最高の overhyped' and 率d it just three out of five 星/主役にするs.?

People across the US left their homes and offices celestial event, some of them traveling across the country to be in the path of totality, where the moon appears to 完全に 封鎖する the sun for several minutes.

But for the TikToker who goes by Tyreak Told You, the once-in-a-lifetime celestial event 'left much to be 願望(する)d' and 'felt like a big ol' waste of time.'

He 動揺させるd off a 名簿(に載せる)/表(にあげる) of people he 非難するd for hyping up the 'bum-*ss (太陽,月の)食/失墜' - from the マスコミ to 気象学者s, and 共謀 理論家s he said were all 責任がある raising 期待s.

TikToker @tyreaktoldyou gave the eclipse a scathing three-star review, saying 'we got the sample platter, we didn't get the whole thing.'

TikToker @tyreaktoldyou gave the (太陽,月の)食/失墜 a scathing three-星/主役にする review, 説 'we got the 見本 platter, we didn't get the whole thing.'

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Google 傾向s 設立する searches for '注目する,もくろむs are sore' 攻撃する,衝突する a weeks-long high Monday.?

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In some cultures, 古代の people believed that (太陽,月の)食/失墜s were 証拠 of mystical happenings.

In 古代の 中国, people believed a solar (太陽,月の)食/失墜 happened when a celestial dragon attacked and devoured the sun. And 古代の Hindus believed (太陽,月の)食/失墜s were when celestial demons drank the nectar of benevolent gods.

But Tyreak was harder to impress.?

'I thought that my chakras would go into overload and I would get 超大国s and turn into something else,' he said.

But the (太陽,月の)食/失墜 left him 不変の and 失望させるd.?

'It didn't even get all the way dark,' he complained. 'We didn't get 十分な ニュース報道, we got like 80 パーセント ニュース報道.'

In this 事例/患者, he is underselling the (太陽,月の)食/失墜's ニュース報道.

Even though New York City was outside the (太陽,月の)食/失墜's path of totality, テレビ視聴者s in the city did see the moon 封鎖する the sun about 90 パーセント of the way.

But he is 訂正する that he didn't see the city get 急落(する),激減(する)d into 不明瞭 for several minutes as the moon crossed the sun.

Though New York City did take on an eerie 質 of diffused light, it was not totality.

The partial solar eclipse, seen from the Top of the Rock at Rockefeller Center on April 08, 2024 in New York City. The city wasn't in the path of totality, but it saw up to 90 percent of the sun covered by the moon.

The 部分的な/不平等な solar (太陽,月の)食/失墜, seen from the 最高の,を越す of the 激しく揺する at Rockefeller 中心 on April 08, 2024 in New York City. The city wasn't in the path of totality, but it saw up to 90 パーセント of the sun covered by the moon.

Walking down the sidewalk with his eclipse viewing glasses on his head, TikToker @tyreaktoldyou expressed his disappointment that the moon did not completely blot out the sun when the eclipse was viewed from New York City.

Walking 負かす/撃墜する the sidewalk with his (太陽,月の)食/失墜 見解(をとる)ing glasses on his 長,率いる, TikToker @tyreaktoldyou 表明するd his 失望 that the moon did not 完全に blot out the sun when the (太陽,月の)食/失墜 was 見解(をとる)d from New York City.

'We got the 見本 platter, we didn't get the whole thing,' Tyreak went on.?

?'All that happened was that it got わずかに darker...and it got 冷淡な,' he said. 'I would give this (太陽,月の)食/失墜 a three out of five, and that's me 存在 generous.'?

He 追加するd that he's 'seen better (太陽,月の)食/失墜s,' and went on to jokingly 賞賛する the (太陽,月の)食/失墜's スパイ/執行官 and publicity team, as if the solar 現象 was a movie 星/主役にする or musician.

'Whoever you have on your team, I hope you 支払う/賃金 them 最高の,を越す dollar, because the way they marketed this event, I thought I was gonna get a life-changing experience,' he said. 'No.'

Tyreak then に例えるd the (太陽,月の)食/失墜 to an overhyped artist who is 支援するd by big companies, while smaller artists labor in obscurity:?

'This is what happens when you have the machine behind you: You can be like, lackluster and untalented but still get all this attention. 一方/合間, it's all these 独立した・無所属 (太陽,月の)食/失墜s that's not 調印するd to a major label, and they just out here struggling!'