DOGBERRY: 'On-model and off-model imaging' for the fashion 商売／仕事 by アマゾン UK's Christopher North

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Constable Dogberry in Shakespeare’s Much Ado About Nothing mangles every word he utters ? and so do many 商売／仕事 leaders.

We put the worst 違反者／犯罪者s in the ドッキングする／減らす／ドックに入れる for 罪，犯罪s against the English language.?

THE ACCUSED: Christopher North, 長，指導者 (n)役員／(a)執行力のある, アマゾン UK

WHAT HE SAID: The group’s new photography studio ‘will 供給する both on-model and off-model imaging’ for its fashion 商売／仕事.

WHAT HE MEANT: Even by the 基準s of meaningless marketing speak, this is prime jargon. He means the 着せる／賦与するs will be ‘worn’ or ‘hanging up’. 明確に the Shoreditch-based studio is not looking to 控訴，上告 to people who use ordinary words when garbled nonsense will do.

ANY PREVIOUS: North’s jargon spouting is as 悪名高い as his company’s 税金 dodging. He 以前 advertised for a ソフトウェア engineer to ‘build a 破壊的な cross-壇・綱領・公約 動きやすい experience that will 延長する that value proposition’. やめる.

VERDICT: 有罪の