'Do not breathe under the water'? '落ちるing can be deadly'? You don't say! The world's most 完全に pointless 調印するs 明らかにする／漏らすd?

  • MailOnline Travel has 一連の会議、交渉／完成するd up a collection of confoundingly obvious 調印するs
  • One reads: 'If door does not open, do not enter' - as if that were even possible?
  • Another helpfully 知らせるs road 使用者s: '警告を与える, water on road during rain'?

By Annabel Fenwick Elliott for MailOnline

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It's tricky to work out the 推論する／理由ing behind some of these 調印するs.

Who, for example, felt it necessary to 築く a 調印する that forbids people from breathing underwater?

And how many times did shoppers try on condoms in the supermarket aisle before a 警告 notice was 問題／発行するd reading: 'Attention, please DO NOT open or try on the 製品.'

You'd like to think that anyone 有能な of passing a 運動ing 実験（する） would be familiar with the basic 原則s of rain - and yet one road 調印する in this collection reads: '警告を与える, water on road during rain.'

Another somewhat confounding 調印する 知らせるs the テレビ視聴者 that 'hot water is hot!!!', with no いっそう少なく than three exclamation 示すs just to 運動 the point home.?

Here, MailOnline Travel has 収集するd a gallery of 競争相手s for the prize of most utterly useless notifications on earth.?

Unless this sign is reserved for superhumans capable of defying the laws of physics, it's pretty redundant

Unless this 調印する is reserved for superhumans 有能な of 反抗するing the 法律s of physics, it's pretty redundant

You'd like to think that anyone capable of passing a driving test would be familiar with the basic principles of rain - but perhaps not?

You'd like to think that anyone 有能な of passing a 運動ing 実験（する） would be familiar with the basic 原則s of rain - but perhaps not?

It's hard to imagine why or how this sign came into existence, humans not being amphibious

It's hard to imagine why or how this 調印する （機の）カム into 存在, humans not 存在 水陸両性の

How many times did shoppers try on condoms in the supermarket aisle before a warning notice was placed here?

How many times did shoppers try on condoms in the supermarket aisle before a 警告 notice was placed here?

Falling backwards off a cliff can indeed end in death - a good enough reason not to meander off the trail

落ちるing backwards off a cliff can indeed end in death - a good enough 推論する／理由 not to meander off the 追跡する

How many people took a pew on this sub-optimal fence before it required its own sign to discourage the practice? We can only wonder?

How many people took a pew on this sub-optimal 盗品故買者 before it 要求するd its own 調印する to discourage the practice? We can only wonder?

Another example of advice which, although wise, doesn't really need to be spelled out

Another example of advice which, although wise, doesn't really need to be （一定の）期間d out

?Is this sign specific to this Xlerator hand dryer alone, or a broad statement regarding hand dryers in general?

?Is this 調印する 明確な／細部 to this Xlerator 手渡す dryer alone, or a 幅の広い 声明 regarding 手渡す dryers in general?

As most of us know, balconies very seldom are on the ground level - that would make them patios?

As most of us know, balconies very seldom are on the ground level - that would make them patios?

A stop sign with a sign under it to remind you that the above stop sign is a stop sign - information overload?

A stop 調印する with a 調印する under it to remind you that the above stop 調印する is a stop 調印する - （警察などへの）密告，告訴（状） overload?

A step-by-step tutorial in the act of operating a bin, which will possibly never prove helpful to anyone, ever

A step-by-step tutorial in the 行為／法令／行動する of operating a 貯蔵所, which will かもしれない never 証明する helpful to anyone, ever

When judgement fails, will this sign prevail?

When 裁判／判断 fails, will this 調印する 勝つ／広く一帯に広がる?

Whoever issued this mini science lesson even felt it necessary to colour-code the adjective

Whoever 問題／発行するd this 小型の science lesson even felt it necessary to colour-code the adjective

This notice appears to be geared towards people not familiar with how screens work, although there can't be a very high number of them

This notice appears to be geared に向かって people not familiar with how 審査するs work, although there can't be a very high number of them

Who understands basic English, but needs coaching in the art of operating a lift? It remains unclear

Who understands basic English, but needs coaching in the art of operating a 解除する? It remains 不明瞭な

Just in case you failed to notice, this is a region in which sand is present, and it has the sign to prove it

Just in 事例／患者 you failed to notice, this is a 地域 in which sand is 現在の, and it has the 調印する to 証明する it

The question is, what is it about this particular fence that requires us to exercise caution?

The question is, what is it about this particular 盗品故買者 that 要求するs us to 演習 警告を与える?

It is strange here that the very first thing you see upon removing a battery is a statement to inform you that you have just removed a battery

It is strange here that the very first thing you see upon 除去するing a 殴打／砲列 is a 声明 to 知らせる you that you have just 除去するd a 殴打／砲列

This sign, spotted in Florida, is so effective that even the local alligators take heed of it?

This 調印する, spotted in Florida, is so 効果的な that even the 地元の alligators take 注意する of it?

Helpful instructions for anyone who needs a refresher course in the mechanisms of a door

Helpful 指示／教授／教育s for anyone who needs a refresher course in the 機械装置s of a door

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