- U.S. 大統領 Joe Biden gave an 選挙-year roast on Saturday night at the an nual White House 特派員s' 協会 dinner?
- He was followed by longtime SNL comedian Colin Jost whose タイミング appeared to be わずかに off while reading his jokes rather than using a teleprompter
大統領 Joe Biden gave an energetic 業績／成果 at the White House 特派員s' Dinner - with the 81 year-old making fun of his age, an 悪名高い 落ちる from a bike - and Donald Trump's 現在進行中の hush money 裁判，公判.
演説（する）／住所ing a （人が）群がる of 2,600 新聞記者／雑誌記者s at the Washington Hilton Hotel, Biden quipped that First Lady Jill had been nervous about him giving a speech.
He said: 'I told her, don't worry, it's just like riding a bike.
'She said, "that's what I'm worried about".'
演説（する）／住所ing 関心s over his 前進するing years, Biden, who is the oldest 大統領，／社長 in history, 追加するd: 'Yes, age is an 問題／発行する. I'm a grown man, I'm running against a six year old.'
The 大統領，／社長 then had a laugh at the expense of the 推定するd 2024 GOP 指名された人 Donald Trump, 現在／一般に on 裁判，公判 in New York for 支払う／賃金ing hush money to porn 星／主役にする 嵐の Daniels to cover-up an 申し立てられた／疑わしい 事件／事情／状勢.
Biden said: 'I've had a 広大な／多数の／重要な stretch since the 明言する／公表する of the Union. Donald has had a 堅い few days lately ― you might ca ll it 嵐の 天候.'?
大統領 Joe Biden 配達するd an 選挙 year roast at the White House 特派員s' dinner on Saturday making fun of his age and 解雇する／砲火／射撃ing barbs at Donald Trump?
The 大統領，／社長 had a laugh at the expense of the 推定するd 2024 GOP 指名された人 Donald Trump, 現在／一般に on 裁判，公判 in New York for 支払う／賃金ing hush money to porn 星／主役にする 嵐の Daniels to cover-up an 申し立てられた／疑わしい 事件／事情／状勢
He 追加するd: 'He's gotten so desperate he's reading those Bibles he's selling,?then he got to the first commandment, 'You should have no other God before me.' That's when he put it 負かす／撃墜する and said this 調書をとる／予約する's not for me,' the 大統領，／社長 quipped.
Trump recently began selling special $69.99 Bibles to raise 選挙資金s, a move that has been mocked by 自由主義のs but also 怒り／怒るd some evangelical Christians.?
演説（する）／住所ing his 不本意 to do interviews - 報道によれば over 恐れるs he's not fit for 新聞記者／雑誌記者s' questions, Biden said: 'Some of you complain that I don't take enough of your questions...no comment.'
And he also turned 批評 from the New York Times into a gag, after the paper （刑事）被告 him of '活発に and 効果的に' 避けるing the 圧力（をかける）.
Biden said: 'Hey, if that's what it takes to get the New York times to say I'm active and 効果的な.'??
Saturday Night Live comedian Colin Jost was chosen to roast the 大統領，／社長 - and 配達するd some soft blows about his age, while saving most of his 悪口雑言 for Donald Trump.?
At one point, Jost - whose actress wife Scarlett Johansson was in the audience - glowingly に例えるd Biden to his late grandpa, a former Staten Island firefighter.?
大統領 Joe Biden 配達するd an 選挙 year roast at the White House 特派員s' dinner on Saturday quickly followed by SNL comedian Colin Jost, left
SNL comedian Colin Jost's タイミング appeared to be わずかに off while reading his jokes rather than using a teleprompter on Saturday night's White House dinner
大統領 Joe Biden speaks with Comedian Colin Jost during the White House 特派員s Dinner at the Washington Hilton in Washington, DC on Saturday night
Biden was able to poke fun at himself and his bike 事故 when he fell off while riding in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware in June 2022
Moments earlier, Biden appeared on 行う／開催する／段階 配達するing his a roast of his own in which he appeared energetic and able to make jokes at his own expense - 特に when it （機の）カム to his age.
'It's been a year since I 配達するd the speech and my wife, Jill told me she was worried how I'd do,' Biden began.
'I??told her, 'Don't worry. It's just like riding the bike' She said that's what I'm worried about,' Biden joked, in a 言及／関連 to him 落ちるing off his bike two years ago during a summer vacation in?Rehoboth Beach, Delaware.
Biden, 81, wasted no time in getting to this November's 選挙 which sees the two oldest 候補者s running in American history. Trump will be 78 by the time 選挙 day rolls around.?
'Course the 2024 選挙s in 十分な swing and yes age is an 問題／発行する,' Biden said. 'I'm a grown man and I'm running against a six-year-old!'
'I feel 広大な／多数の／重要な, I really feel 広大な／多数の／重要な,' he 保証するd the （人が）群がる. 'I'm （選挙などの）運動をするing all over the country. Pennsylvania, Georgia, North Carolina ― I've always done 井戸／弁護士席 in the 初めの 13 植民地s.'?
'Trump's speech was so embarrassing that the statue of Robert E 物陰／風下 降伏するd again,' Biden went on.?'Age is the only thing we only have in ありふれた,' he said about himself and Trump, who is 77.
'My 副／悪徳行為 大統領，／社長 現実に 是認するs me,' he joked referring to Trump not receiving the 裏書，是認 of his former 副／悪徳行為 大統領，／社長 マイク Pence.?
大統領 Joe Biden laughs as host Colin Jost speaks at the dinner
Colin Jost appeared to 涙／ほころび up and grow emotional as he 解任するd the life of his grandfather
Biden appeared to enjoy Jost's roast during the dinner on Saturday night
大統領 Biden shakes 手渡すs with Colin Jost に引き続いて his standup 決まりきった仕事 on Saturday night
Scarlett Johansson and comedian Colin Jost 提起する／ポーズをとる for photographers as they arrive?
Biden appeared be enjoying himself throughout the evening
Biden appeared to take any joked 目的（とする）d at him with good humor
Biden's comic speech then turned serious morphing into a （選挙などの）運動をする speech as he? discussed the 火刑／賭けるs of November's 大統領の 選挙 calling Trump's 'attack on our 僕主主義.'
The said what he believes is at 火刑／賭ける this 選挙, 説 that another Trump 行政 would be even more harmful to America than his first 称する，呼ぶ／期間／用語.?
'We have to take this serious - eight years ago we could have written it off as `Trump talk´ but not after January 6,' Biden told the audience, referring to the 支持者s of Trump who 嵐／襲撃するd the （ワシントンの）連邦議会議事堂 after Biden 敗北・負かすd Trump in the 2020 選挙.?
"I'm 心から not asking you to take 味方するs. I'm asking you to rise up to the 真面目さ of the moment. Move past the horse race numbers and the gotcha moments, and the distractions, the sideshows that have come to 支配する and sensationalize our politics and 焦点（を合わせる） on what's 現実に at 火刑／賭ける," the 大統領，／社長 勧めるd.
'Move past the horse race numbers and the 'gotcha' moments and the distractions and the sideshows that have come to 支配する and sensationalize our politics, and 焦点（を合わせる） on what's 現実に at 火刑／賭ける,' Biden said. 'I think in your hearts, you know what's at 火刑／賭ける.'
Biden's speech was 比較して short leaving the way for Jost to take to the podium.?
But Jost was rarely political during his 始める，決める and began his standup 始める，決める with a joke 目的（とする）d at 副大統領 Kamala Harris' husband Doug Emhoff.?
'Doug as you can tell from all the comments about my wife [Scarlett Johansson], I'm also used to be ing the second gentleman,' Jost said.
'I am excited to be up on 行う／開催する／段階 mostly to see where Obama was pulling the strings from', he continued.?
'I have to 収容する／認める it's not 平易な に引き続いて Biden. It's not 平易な に引き続いて what he's 説,' Jost joked in 言及／関連 to the 大統領，／社長's 傾向 to mumble when speaking.?
Jost quickly turned his 焦点（を合わせる） on Trump.?
Jost left long pauses in between his one liners with very few barbs 目的（とする）d at Biden
Colin Jost joked that he was known as the 'Second gentleman' in his house with his popular, beautiful wife, Scarlett Johansson, 極端に piopular
上院議員 John Fetterman wore a tuxedo hoodie and pair of shorts for the 黒人／ボイコット tie diner
'Can we just 認める how refreshing it is to see the POTUS at an event which doesn't begin with a （強制）執行官 説 all rise?' Jost said, poking fun a Trump's 現在の New York 犯罪の 裁判，公判.
'I would like to point out that it's after 10pm, and Sleepy Joe is still awake while Donald Trump has been 落ちるing asleep in 法廷，裁判所 every morning.'?
Jost made a joke about コカイン 存在 設立する at the White House last year, 示唆するing Biden had taken it to give him his 上昇傾向 業績／成果 during this year's 明言する／公表する of the Union 演説（する）／住所.?
'I love 存在 in Washington the last time I was in DC, I left my コカイン at the White House,' Jost said. 'Luckily the 大統領，／社長 was able to put it to good use for his 明言する／公表する of the Union.
'Of course, the 大統領，／社長 doesn't call it コカイン. He calls a high-速度(を上げる） rail by the way,' Jost joked.
'Can you 非難する the guy for turning to コカイン? He must be exhausted orchestrating for four separate 裁判，公判s against his 競争相手, 船の索具 the 最高の bowl and gearing up to steal a second 選挙,' the SNL 星／主役にする said.?
Jost then used some of Donald Trump's attacks on Biden to 燃料 the next part of his 始める，決める.?
'I love that Trumps two attacks on Biden are that he's a senile old man and a 犯罪の 操る. I think you've got to 選ぶ one,' Jost 示唆するd. 'I mean, it's not like Trump is sharp and young. 本人自身で i don't think 犯罪の 操るs bike to get ice cream.?
'So let me see if I can 要約する where this race stands at this moment.?The 共和国の／共和党の 候補者 借りがあるs half a billion dollars for bank 詐欺 and spends his days farting himself awake at a porn 星／主役にする hush money 裁判，公判 and the race is tied. Nothing makes sense anymore,' Jost said in humor typical of his usual SNL skits.?
'Nothing makes sense anymore!' he 追加するd.?
U.S. 大統領 Joe Biden 反応するs as host Colin Jost speaks to him
'Their pastels and their 願望（する） to make trump look as bad as possible every sketch of trump looks like The Grinch had sex with the Lorax,' Jost joked
'The guy trying to give you your abortion 権利s 支援する is an 80-year-old カトリック教徒, nothing makes sense. By a lot of 対策 Biden is having a very successful first 称する，呼ぶ／期間／用語, the vibes are bad but the economy is strong..肉親，親類d of like you on the steps of 空気／公表する 軍隊 One.?
'It feels like it's つまずくing but theres strong 上向き 進歩,' Jost joked.
'I do think that you can do more on the economy, sir. I really do. For example, have you considered 除去するing the 国家の 負債 by shorting Trump's 在庫／株?'
Jost continued his attack on Trump as he spoke about the 現在の 法廷，裁判所 事例／患者.
'For everyone though this may be the worst time in history to be a print 新聞記者／雑誌記者. It is the best time in history to be a courtroom sketch artist my God, the most famous man on Earth is on 裁判，公判 and there's no cameras 許すd, just the artists.?
'Their pastels and their 願望（する） to make trump look as bad as possible every sketch of trump looks like The Grinch had sex with the Lorax,' Jost joked.
'I would really like to take a moment to 認める all the print 新聞記者／雑誌記者s in this room. Your words speak truth to 力／強力にする your words bring light to the 不明瞭 and most importantly, your words train the AI programs that will soon 取って代わる you.'.?
Jost ended his 始める，決める with a touching 尊敬の印 to his late grandfather as he told how the 95-year-old Staten Island firefighter was a 民主党員 and had 投票（する）d for Biden.
'He 投票（する）d for you, and the 推論する／理由 he 投票（する）d for you is because you're a decent man. My grandpa 投票（する）d for decency and decency is why we're all here tonight. Decency is why we are all able to be here tonight. Decency is how we're able to make jokes about each other and one of us doesn't go to 刑務所，拘置所 after. '?
Jax Taylor 簡潔に filmed Brittany while she adjusted her dress, 誘発するing her to gently admonish him: 'Wait 'til I'm ready!'
Jax Taylor (left) and Brittany Cartwright (権利) 再会させるd at the 星／主役にする-studded White House 特派員s' 協会 Dinner on Saturday as 栄誉（を受ける）d guests of DailyMail.com
Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright?also?再会させるd at the 星／主役にする-studded event?- just two months after 発表するing their 分離.
In an Insta Story picture taken from his dinner （米）棚上げする／（英）提議する, Jax, 44. 明らかにする／漏らすd that he and Brittany, 35, had been seated next to each other - 示すing their 真心 as they co-parent their three-year-old son Cruz.?
At the century-old event, often referred to as Washington's 'nerd prom,' hundreds of 新聞記者／雑誌記者s, 政治家，政治屋s and celebrities will rub 肘s in a 大規模な hotel 祝宴 hall at the Washington Hilton Hotel.
?It often features friendly jabs from the 大統領，／社長 in a の近くにing speech that takes 目的（とする） at reporters and other guests in the audience.?
Biden's 外見 at the 祝宴 is in keeping with 長年の tradition for the event, in which the 大統領，／社長 and the 国家の マスコミ gather for a roast of the US leader - an 年次の 祝祭 that was interrupted during the Trump 行政.?
大統領 Joe Biden, left, and Kelly O'Donnell, WHCA 大統領，／社長 and 上級の White House 特派員 for NBC News, …に出席する the White House 特派員s' 協会 Dinner?
大統領 Biden will be speaking on Saturday night as millions will tune in to see whether he is able to get through his White House 特派員s' 協会 dinner speech gaffe 解放する／自由な
People 論証する in support of Palestinians in Gaza, during a 抗議する outside the 年次の White House 特派員s Dinner in Washington
A growing movement against the war in Gaza has dogged Biden this year 含むing at a $250-per-ticket March fundraiser at New York's 無線で通信する City Music Hall, where 抗議する人s 混乱に陥れる／中断させるd the event for the U.S. 扱うing of the 危機 in Gaza.?
Recently, that movement has 拡大するd to college campuses in the U.S., signifying a growing 反乱 inside the Democratic base that Biden needs to 敗北・負かす 共和国の／共和党の frontrunner and former 大統領 Donald Trump.
デモ参加者／実演宣伝者s 持つ／拘留するing 旗，新聞一面トップの大見出し／大々的に報道するs 詠唱するd about 新聞記者／雑誌記者 deaths in Gaza outside the Washington Hilton, the 場所／位置 of the 年次の 集会.
Hundreds of 抗議する人s encouraged 新聞記者／雑誌記者s to ボイコット（する） the event and shouted 負かす／撃墜する 行政 公式の／役人s as they entered.
ice 大統領 Kamala Harris looks on during the White House 特派員s Dinner?
This year it will be hosted by Saturday Night Live's Colin Jost, left. Pictured, the 大統領，／社長 and 上級の White House 特派員 for NBC News, listen as the 星／主役にする Spangled 旗，新聞一面トップの大見出し／大々的に報道する is played
Biden 避けるd the large 抗議するs at the 前線 of the hotel by arriving through a 支援する 入り口, where he was 迎える／歓迎するd by smaller groups of 抗議する人s calling for a 停戦.
Kelly O'Donnell, 大統領，／社長 of the White House 特派員s' 協会, 拒絶する／低下するd to comment on 安全 対策 for the dinner.
'The safety and 安全 of our protectees is the U.S. Secret Service's 最高の，を越す 優先,' said U.S. Secret Service spokesperson Alexi Worley, who 拒絶する／低下するd to comment その上の.
The White House 特派員s 協会 was 設立するd in 1914 and has held a dinner nearly every year since 1921 to celebrate the reporters who cover the 大統領／総裁などの地位 and raise money for scholarships.
