AMANDA PLATELL: Just give up your 王室の 肩書を与えるs Harry and become a US 国民
When Prince Harry and ?Meghan left our shores for a new life in America in 2020, they told us it was so they could ‘not just 生き残る but 栄える’.
But even though they were no longer working 王室のs, Harry was 毅然とした about one thing: ‘The UK is my home and a place that I love. That will never change.’
井戸／弁護士席, that didn’t last long. Now he has 登録（する）d his home as America. In an update of Companies House 記録，記録的な／記録するs とじ込み／提出するd this week, the Duke of Sussex 宣言するd the 部隊d 明言する／公表するs his ‘new country’ of 住居.
But will he go その上の? When asked in a TV interview if he would consider becoming an American 国民, he dodged the question ― almost certainly because U.S. 移民／移住 政策 明言する／公表するs ‘any applicant who has any 肩書を与えるs of 遺伝 or positions of nobility in any foreign 明言する／公表する must 放棄する the 肩書を与える or the position’.
Across the 大西洋, Harry and Meghan?粘着する to their family ?関係s like 毒（薬） ivy
So Harry seems to be having it both ways. He wants to become a U.S. ‘居住（者）’ but not a 国民 because he needs to 持つ／拘留する on to his and Meghan’s 肩書を与えるs as the Duke and Duchess of Sussex and bleed them for all their 価値（がある）.
Without them there would never have been any multi-million 続けざまに猛撃する を取り引きする Netflix.
It’s not as if they’ve been 雇うd for their talent.
Harry and Meghan are said to be 追求するing 事業／計画（する）s away from the 王室の Family such as her American Riviera Orchard jam. Yet they 粘着する to their family ?関係s like 毒（薬） ivy.
They should have the guts to go with their 有罪の判決s.
Harry should become a U.S. ?国民, 放棄する his 肩書を与えるs and see what it’s like in the real world 存在 plain Harry and Meghan Windsor.
After Meghan 開始する，打ち上げるd her strawberry jam, her new bestie Tracy Robbins, married to the 長，率いる of 最高位の, 地位，任命するd on social マスコミ: ‘I 絶対 just love this jam’ . . . ‘breakfast, lunch and dinner just got a lot sweeter’. What nincompoop has jam with every meal??
Sydney Sweeney at the 35th 年次の GLAAD マスコミ Awards in California last month
Sydney's the real 取引，協定
最高の，を越す Hollywood 生産者 Carol Baum tells the New York Times she can’t see the point of rising actress Sydney Sweeney, 26.
‘She’s not pretty, she can’t 行為／法令／行動する. Why is she so hot? Nobody has the answer.’ How cruel of the 高度に 尊敬（する）・点d Baum, 81, to attack a young actress in this way.
And she 行方不明になるs the point. We ordinary women love new 星／主役にするs who aren’t classically ‘pretty’. They’re all the more real and fabulous.
Calls for a smacking 禁止（する） made me think of my childhood. I only once got a real whack from my Dad, on my bum, while on holiday. Against strict 指示／教授／教育s not to go 近づく ‘the lagoon’, where two children had 溺死するd, I took my toddler brother there.
Out all day, we were finally 設立する by a search party. Never did it again.
Victoria Beckham was engaged to electrician 示す 支持を得ようと努めるd who lived with her in her family home. VB later said: ‘If only he’d stayed in the cupboard that I met him in at my mum’s house.’ Not nice Vic, but I wonder if 示す thinks he had the lucky escape, given the public pantomime of your life.?
?++Westminster Wars++
- Boris 達成するd Brexit, David Cameron legalised gay marriage, Theresa May did, er, nothing but fight to stay in the EU and Liz Truss wrote an amusing 調書をとる／予約する. Rishi’s 遺産／遺物? To 禁止（する） smoking for young people while 追跡するing Keir Starmer in the 投票s, as his 首相の職 goes up in smoke.
- 一方／合間 Lib Dem leader Ed Davey 支援するd the smoking 禁止（する） ― while his party continues to （選挙などの）運動をする for the ?法律制定 of cannabis, a 麻薬 that is 原因（となる）ing long-称する，呼ぶ／期間／用語 損失 to young ?people all over the 惑星.
- Finally some good news, that overstuffed little haggis Nicola ?Sturgeon’s husband is 告発（する），告訴（する）／料金d by 探偵，刑事s 調査／捜査するing SNP 財政／金融s. What an end to the week!
Tall order for Alison
High hopes for the new romance between TV’s bubbly Alison Hammond, 49, and her 6ft 10in, hunky ?ロシアの masseur David Putman, 26, above.
David’s friends say he’s not worried about the 23-year age difference. Nor am I ― but Alison should 公式文書，認める he lives with his uncle in Slough while she’s 価値（がある） over a million. Maybe she should have a word with Vanessa Feltz before this 関係 gets any hotter.
的 the テロリストs?
生存者s and ?families of the ?犠牲者s of the Manchester 円形競技場 爆破?are 告訴するing M15 under the Human 権利s? 行為／法令／行動する cla iming they could have 妨げるd the 悲劇.
But what about the hundreds of ?残虐（行為）s that M15 have 妨げるd?
It’s a bit like 犠牲者s of the Twin Towers 9/11 attack 告訴するing the U.S. Secret Service.
The only ones who should be in the ドッキングする／減らす／ドックに入れる are the 悪党／犯人s of these evil 行為／法令／行動するs.
It isn't 使節団 Impossible, Suri?
Who knows what went on in the Tom 巡航する/Katie Holmes marriage that ended まっただ中に rumours they 分裂（する） over his ?Scientology 約束.
It’s just sad to learn that their daughter Suri, now 18, above, has no 接触する with her father and wouldn’t even 選ぶ up the phone if he called. As I know, dads are 特に important to daughters.
They help de 罰金 our entire world 見解（をとる） on men.
If I were Suri I’d call him. It’s never too late.
Lyrics and song 肩書を与えるs of Taylor Swift’s new album have 漏れるd. ‘I wish I could un-解任する how we almost had it all’, is believed to be a 言及／関連 to her six-year 事件／事情／状勢 with Brit Joe Alwyn. I know it’s obligatory for women to worship at the altar of this self-made 億万長者. But what’s 権力を与えるing about a woman who only 令状s songs deriding the men she’s slept with and 捨てるd??
Donald Trump cries foul as his hush money 裁判，公判 begins with （人命などを）奪う，主張するs he had 事件／事情／状勢s with porn 星／主役にする 嵐の Daniels and Playboy Playmate Karen McDougal.
The worst of it is that Trump’s ‘事件／事情／状勢’ with McDougal 恐らく took place while his wife Melania was 妊娠している with their first child.
ヘロイン of the week is headteacher Katharine Birbalsingh, who saw off in the High 法廷，裁判所 a イスラム教徒 pupil who （人命などを）奪う，主張するd it was a 違反 of her human 権利s to 禁止（する） 祈りs in her ?世俗的な London school.
Astonishing that the girl （人命などを）奪う，主張するd she felt 迫害するd ― but 計画（する）s to continue her education there.
Sainsbury’s 解雇（する）d スタッフの一員 Niamke Doffou whe n he didn’t 支払う／賃金 for the ‘捕らえる、獲得するs for life’ he used to pack his shopping after a night 転換. Given some of their 労働者s get as little as £8.81 per hour while CEO Simon Roberts pockets £4.95 million,
I don’t think I’ll 急ぐ to shop there soon.
Why 告発する／非難する Sacha now, 反逆者／反逆する?
Actress 反逆者／反逆する Wilson says in her 調書をとる／予約する 反逆者／反逆する Rising that Sacha Baron Cohen fat-shamed her on 2016 movie Grimsby and she felt ‘sexually 悩ますd’ by him. What she says happened to her is awful but crikey, this is eight years later. Shouldn’t there be a 法令 of 制限s on making （人命などを）奪う，主張するs so long after the event.?
