The 顧客 ISN'T always 権利! Hilarious Instagram account 明らかにする／漏らすs VERY sassy 返答s from owners to 消極的な reviews ? 含むing one who advised a diner who branded the food tasteless to 'get a Covid 実験（する）'

  • Takeaway 外傷／ショック has 118,000 信奉者s on Instagram and 地位，任命するs funny reviews
  • 株 地位，任命する with owners defending their food and 告発する／非難するing 顧客s of lying
  • Here, FEMAIL 明らかにする／漏らすs the funniest and most ぎこちない 返答s?

By Bridie Pearson-jones For Mailonline

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A hilarious Instagram account has 明らかにする／漏らすd a 一連の funny takeaway reviews and sassy 返答s from owners - 含むing one who advised a 顧客 to get a Covid 実験（する） after branding food 'tasteless'.

Takeaway 外傷／ショック, which has racked up more than 118,000 信奉者s on Instagram, 株 screenshots from review websites such as JustEat and TripAdvisor, where 顧客s across the UK 地位，任命する frank comments about their dining experience.

While many of the low-reviews are 理解できる, for 推論する／理由s such as the food arriving late, 冷淡な or not at all, they appear to have still riled up the owners of the 設立s 存在 reviewed who have （刑事）被告 the reviewers of 'lying' or 'trying to get 解放する／自由な food'.

One reads: 'Hi Lilly, your food was 配達するd in 40 minutes. The driver gave it to you in your 運動 where you were 設立する throwing up. Hope you got in ok.

Another says: 'Shannon, please stop complaining because you want freebies and didn't want to 支払う／賃金. Learn to tell the truth. You made order, rang up 20 minutes after to say you 手配中の，お尋ね者 a refund but the food was already no the way. You then started to get abusive on the phone. Next time I'll send out a Bafta award'.

Here, FEMAIL 明らかにする／漏らすs the funniest and most ぎこちない 返答s...

Bafta award! A hilarious Instagram account has revealed a series of funny takeaway reviews and sassy responses from owners - including one who advised a customer got a Covid test after branding food 'tasteless'.. One reads 'Shannon, please stop complaining because you want freebies and didn't want to pay. Learn to tell the truth. You made order, rang up 20 minutes after to say you wanted a refund but the food was already no the way. You then started to get abusive on the phone. Next time I'll send out a Bafta award'

Bafta award! A hilarious Instagram account has 明らかにする／漏らすd a 一連の funny takeaway reviews and sassy 返答s from owners - 含むing one who advised a 顧客 got a Covid 実験（する） after branding food 'tasteless'.. One reads 'Shannon, please stop complaining because you want freebies and didn't want to 支払う／賃金. Learn to tell the truth. You made order, rang up 20 m inutes after to say you 手配中の，お尋ね者 a refund but the food was already no the way. You then started to get abusive on the phone. Next time I'll send out a Bafta award'

Takeaway Trauma , which has racked up more than 118,000 followers on Instagram, shares screenshots from review websites such a TripAdvisor, where customers post frank comments about their dining experience.?One reads: 'Hi Lilly, your food was delivered in 40 minutes. The driver gave it to you in your drive where you were found throwing up. Hope you got in ok'

Takeaway 外傷／ショック , which has racked up more than 118,000 信奉者s on Instagram, 株 screenshots from review websites such a TripAdvisor, where 顧客s 地位，任命する frank comments about their dining experience.?One reads: 'Hi Lilly, your food was 配達するd in 40 minutes. The driver gave it to you in your 運動 where you were 設立する throwing up. Hope you got in ok'

A lion never loses sleep over a sheep's opinion!?While many of the low-reviews are understandable, for reasons such as the food arriving late, cold or not at all, but they appear to have still riled up the owners of the establishments being reviewed who have accused the reviewers of 'lying' or 'trying to get free food'

A lion never loses sleep over a sheep's opinion!?While many of the low-reviews are 理解できる, for 推論する／理由s such as the food arriving late, 冷淡な or not at all, but they appear to have still riled up the owners of the 設立s 存在 reviewed who have （刑事）被告 the reviewers of 'lying' or 'trying to get 解放する／自由な food'

You lie! One owner got straight to the point in accusing the customer of lying about their dinner

You 嘘（をつく）! One owner got straight to the point in 告発する／非難するing the 顧客 of lying about their dinner

'Enjoy the rest of your life': One frank owner said they were shocked at the bad review after the customer enjoyed 'eight dishes'

'Enjoy the 残り／休憩（する） of your life': One frank owner said they were shocked at the bad review after the 顧客 enjoyed 'eight dishes'

R u killing me! Another owner said they drove eight miles to drop off takeaway at 1am to an ungrateful customer

R u 殺人，大当り me! Another owner said they drove eight miles to 減少（する） off takeaway at 1am to an ungrateful 顧客?

To the point! Another owner advised getting a Covid test after a patron said the food was 'tasteless'

To the point! Another owner advised getting a Covid 実験（する） after a patron said the food was 'tasteless'

Teeth marks! One traumatised customer said that the chicken was 'extremely cold' and their naan came with teeth marks

Teeth 示すs! One traumatised 顧客 said that the chicken was '極端に 冷淡な' and their naan （機の）カム with teeth 示すs

Ring up and apologise! One owner said the reviewer should apologise after reviewing before the food arrived

（犯罪の）一味 up and apologise! One owner said the reviewer should apologise after reviewing before the food arrived

You didn't get a cuddle that night! Another reviewer they're fish was overcooked and tiny to a very sassy response

You didn't get a cuddle that night! Another reviewer they're fish was overcooked and tiny to a very sassy 返答?

Let's see you cook next time! While customer Joe said he loved the cocktails his comments about the food got a particular reply

Let's see you cook next time! While 顧客 Joe said he loved the cocktails his comments about the food got a particular reply?

Did you have a bad day? One dessert shop owner said the customer complained after ordering an item not on the menu

Did you have a bad day? One dessert shop owner said the 顧客 complained after ordering an item not on the menu

We use big chicken! One confused customer said their meat couldn't be chicken due to it's size to a very sassy reply

We use big chicken! One 混乱させるd 顧客 said their meat couldn't be chicken 予定 to it's size to a very sassy reply

Next time we'll hire a racing driver! One Takeaway shop said the customer was 'too far away' for a quick order

Next time we'll 雇う a racing driver! One Takeaway shop said the 顧客 was 'too far away' for a quick order

We will give you free food! One restaurant said the driver had 'eaten their order' and told the customer to come in

We will give you 解放する／自由な food! One restaurant said the dri ver had 'eaten their order' and told the 顧客 to come in

No one is coming to smash your home! One dramatic customer said they had been ordering from a place for a year - despite it only being open five months

No one is coming to 粉砕する your home! One 劇の 顧客 said they had been ordering from a place for a year - にもかかわらず it only 存在 open five months

Would you like that ice cream hot! A milkshake restaurant offered to boil their milkshake after complaining about cold food
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Would you like that ice cream hot! A milkshake restaurant 申し込む／申し出d to boil their milkshake after complaining about 冷淡な food

Swearing ban! One owner denied being rude to their customers and said there's 'no swearing in his shop'

断言するing 禁止（する）! One owner 否定するd 存在 rude to their 顧客s and said there's 'no 断言するing in his shop'

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