Will Kanye's 人質-in-hosiery Bianca Censori make a freakish feature in his putrid pornos? KENNEDY shames Wild West for his 最新の sicko stunt and shudders to think what he'll do next...
Yeezus Christ!
Kanye West, the demented anti-Semite and raving woman hater, is 始める，決める to 追加する porn to his rabid roster.
Which of our 正式に unimpeachable societal 中心存在s will next 落ちる? Will Chick-fil-A open on Sunday?
For the man who once penned entire albums to the Almighty, who またがるd genius and 悲劇 producing thoughtful art, is now so fallen into the chasm of depravity that there seems no way 支援する.
This 浮浪者 投機・賭ける into the world of adult entertainment is already 進行中で, 報道によれば a 共同の 成果／努力 with the former Mr. 嵐の Daniels, a jiggle-flick 生産者 指名するd マイク Moz.
It's all dirty 二塁打 基準s because West has vacillated in the past on the sins of online smut: once 非難するing the 崩壊（する） of his marriage and family on a supposed 中毒 to the filth.
Yeezus Christ! Kanye West, the demented anti-Semite and raving woman hater, is 始める，決める to 追加する porn to his rabid roster.
The queasy question on the lips of those who give a guff: Will 捕虜 Censori make a freakish 審査する feature?
But it'll take more than a little horny hypocrisy to stun his few remaining and 完全に unshockable fans into apoplexy.
It's hard to imagine what West will bring to the world's oldest form of entertainment. Turns out it's a pretty saturated market and people tend to get it for 解放する／自由な. But maybe he'll melt 負かす／撃墜する the last remaining Adidas sneakers from that i mploded brand collab and repurpose them into Bianca Barbies or other awful porny paraphernalia.
Which of course brings us to the queasy question on the lips of those who give a guff: Will 捕虜 Censori make a freakish 審査する feature?
It would hardly be surprising.
After years of controlling and shaming his ex-wife Kim Kardashian, mortifying lovers from Amber Rose to Julia Fox ― who he urinated in 前線 of at their first 会合 ― West's 乱用 of the fairer sex is 井戸／弁護士席 practiced.
Perhaps parading his 最新の 人質-in-hosiery Bianca through bawdy Venetian boat rides and pantyless in Paris has become tiresome. Perhaps these XXX-capades aren't scratching the itch.
We've already seen more of this poor woman than most men see of the bride on their wedding night, so it's hard to imagine this dirty 二人組 will leave anything to the imagination.
West is one of the few public 人物／姿／数字s who considers himself uncancelable. But after so many mad turns and so much cultural whiplash, the real feat will be getting people to still care.?
When you've made a career out of shocking people into 支払う／賃金ing attention, at some point the shock waves wear off.
Chances are the crazed congregants in the Church of Kanye have their own sordid 出口s, more extreme than even Wild West can 召集（する）. And this 深く，強烈に ill monster misogynist will be 軍隊d to 捜し出す 慰安 in even darker demons.
Fishy Kimmel
大統領 Trump is playing more than the 犠牲者 in that New York City courtroom. 明らかに, he's also playing the butt trumpet.
によれば 匿名の／不明の courtroom 'sources' speaking to the never-heard-of 'MeidasTouch 網状組織', No.45 almost did a No.2 in his pantaloons this week.
Caustic Jimmy Kimmel couldn't 含む／封じ込める his own gas, mercilessly mocking the former prez for these baseless 噂するs. 'Just when you think the insano-me ter has topped out, Donald Trump 追加するs farting to his 名簿（に載せる）／表（にあげる） of 残虐（行為）s,' he said Tuesday.
Kimmel once told me he and comedian Adam Carolla would take road trips to Vegas and each purposefully eat things like raw onions and canned clams to make their own in-car exhaust ガス／煙s extra stinky.
Taylor's out of style
Swifties are seething over the 大部分は 消極的な reviews of TayTay's 最新の vanity 事業／計画（する）: The 拷問d Poets Department.
The album has some 向こうずねing moments (Fortnight, featuring 地位，任命する Malone, is a particular fave) and is basket-brimming with juicy '復活祭 eggs' about Swift's '機能（する）／行事ing alcoholism'. But, really it's just a self-indulgent rehash of the same sloppy tunes and 主題s that should have stayed in her MacBook's trash.
The unnecessary 'look at me!' 解放（する） even riled kindly critics at the New York Times ('an かつてない low') and Pitchfork ('unruly, unedited').
Taylor slapped 支援する retweeting the few good reviews she'd 獲得するd. No 量 of 厚い red lipstick will mask that thin 肌.
Swifties are seething over the 大部分は 消極的な reviews of TayTay's 最新の vanity 事業／計画（する）: The 拷問d Poets Department.
...but Celine's in Vogue?
Returning in a halo of glory and grace: Celine Dion.
In a candid interview for Vogue フラン, Celine 向こうずねs in topless high-fashion, all while discussing the realities of her 悲劇の 'stiff person syndrome' diagnosis and 治療.
She 収容する／認めるs the cruelty of the degenerative 条件 sent her into a tailspin of 'why me?' questions, but says she has since come to realize that 'life doesn't give you any answers, you just have to live it.'
For some famous femmes, living life means 文書ing every adolescent 新たな展開 and kiss of their 極端に public 崩壊／分裂s. For others, it's all about 退却／保養地ing into 孤独 when privacy is 最高位の, then re-現れるing with a 素晴らしい message of hope. What an inspiration Celine is.
Nancy 割れ目s the whip
Nimble?Nancy Pelosi has a new memoir.?
The 84-year-old's page-turner 約束s to be more gripping than her icy ego-しっかり掴む on the 統治するs of US politics.
It's called 'The Art of 力／強力にする' and the cover image shows the dainty dominatrix stood in a DC doorway lording it over the phallic Washington Monument as though ready to 鎮圧する any male protuberance that might slow her continued asce nt.
I imagine 一時期／支部 肩書を与えるs will 含む:
MY FLING WITH GENERAL WASHINGTON
JANUARY 666TH: WORSE THAN PEARL HARBOR
BEAUTY TIPS FOR GOLDEN GIRLS: YOU'RE ONLY AS YOUNG AS THE BABIES YOU EAT
Smiling sicko
Girlfriend-殺し屋?Oscar Pistorius was out flashing a smile in the South African 日光, enjoying his freedom after just 7 years in the pokey.
明らかに, he chubbed up behind 妨げる／法廷，弁護士業s without much 接近 to his usual 冒険的な 政権 (boo-hoo).
In the outside world he's banned from booze or owning guns (boo-hoo-hoo) and is now looking more svelte.
He spends most of his time playing ビデオ games and sitting on his 有罪の keister at his uncle's $2.5 million mansion. He's also done some measly volunteer work at a 地元の church where fellow parishioners say he's 冷淡な and weird, which is so 半端物 because murderous, angry nutjobs are usually so fun and bubbly.
Girlfriend-殺し屋 Oscar Pistorius was out flashing a smile in the South African 日光, enjoying his freedom after just 7 years in the pokey.?
Nepo-王室のs!
William, Kate and Camilla have all managed to 行き詰まり，妨げる themselves some snazzy 王室の 栄誉（を受ける）s.
William is now a 広大な／多数の／重要な Master of the Order of the Bath (a very wordy reward for '模範的な service in 軍の or 非軍事の life' or something about soap and shampoo).
Kate becomes Companion of 栄誉（を受ける） (which is a swanky way of 説 she's now Willy's 合法的 加える one).
And Camilla takes 最高の，を越す 法案, becoming the 長，率いる of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire.
本気で, how'd they all swing these nifty 肩書を与えるs and accolades? Do they know a guy?
